A particularly funny joke.

A particularly funny joke:

A. Persuade alcohol

A leader said on the wine table: Now I propose three glasses of wine. The first cup, whoever doesn't drink it, I am dad! ? Everyone was in an uproar. Let's drink quickly.

? The second cup, whoever doesn't drink it, is my dad! ? They hurried to drink.

? The third cup, whoever doesn't drink it, is called the person who has already drunk it! ? Everyone drank, got drunk and threw up.

B.business is very good

While eating in a restaurant, a buddy went to the toilet halfway, and when he came back, he told us mysteriously: the business of this hotel is so good that even the toilet has two tables! ? Just when everyone was wondering, a group of people rushed over, picked up the buddy and hit him. We asked:? He didn't mess with you. Why did you hit him?

? We had a good meal, and this guy went to our private room to pee and left. ?

C. get drunk

One day, a man came home drunk at night. Not long after lying down, he felt a heat flow on his face, and then his tongue licked his lips. A man couldn't help getting hot all over, thinking: Why is my wife so warm tonight?

The next day, a man woke up drunk and looked up. He slept in his pigsty, next to an old sow.

D. The duties of the bull

The farmer explained to his neighbor why he put the prize-winning bull on the plow and let it plow:

? I want it to understand that there are other things in life besides reproduction. ?

E. The left foot and the right foot are the same age.

A patient complained to the doctor that his left foot hurt badly. The doctor said: this is probably related to age. ?

? No way, you are not right. ? The patient said, my right foot is the same age as my left foot. Why doesn't my right foot hurt?

Especially funny joke 2:

1, Lao Zhao drank too much and threw up really badly. We sent him to the hospital. The nurse hung a bottle for him, and Lao Zhao pointed to the bottle and said, Take it? Take it off. Can I really drink? I can't drink any more. If I have to drink it, will you give it to me? Help me heat it up. ?

2. Neighbors:? Were you drunk again last night?

Lao Wang:? How do you know that?

Neighbor:? My cat hasn't woken up after eating your vomit! ?

Both drunks were drunk, but neither admitted it. An alcoholic asked, hey, do you know what time it is?

? I see. ? Another drunkard replied:? Thank you! ?

A drunk stumbled into a bar and shouted at the guests present. Happy new year, everyone! ?

The bar owner reminded him: you probably drank too much! It's already late March. ?

? Oh! Damn it, I can't believe I've been wandering outside for so long. ? The drunk muttered to himself.

A weather-beaten pirate with a stick on one leg, an iron hook on one arm and a black cloth on one eye is a cyclops. One day, he went to a bar and the bartender asked him, Sir, how did you hurt your leg? ?

The pirate said, I fell into the sea and was bitten by a shark. ?

The bartender asked again:? How did you break your arm?

The pirate said that it was cut off when I was fighting with others, so I put on an iron hook. ?

The bartender added:? Then why are you blind?

The pirate said, this is a damn bird! When I looked up at the sky, he left a mass of bird droppings. I just touched it with my hand, that's all. ?

The bartender said, does bird droppings make people blind?

The pirate said that's not true. I was drunk that day and didn't care that my hand was an iron hook. ?

6. A person is drunk and walking on the road. He suddenly turned his head to someone and asked? How many bags are there on my head? The man said:? Five. ? He said:? Thank you. It's only four telephone poles away from my home. ?

7. Last Saturday at noon, I got together with Sun Xiao, Xiao Li and others. When the wine was full, Xiao Li's leader called and asked him to arrive at the unit before 2 pm. Xiao Li put the phone down and said angrily. The weekend was not peaceful. I need a drink before I go. ? So everyone continued to push the cup for a change. At two o'clock, Xiao Li's cell phone rang again. Leader Xiao Li asked:? Why haven't you arrived yet? Xiao Li said when he was in a hurry. Almost there. I take the subway. There is always traffic jam! ?

8. A person was drunk and got on the wrong bus twice, but got on the right bus the third time. I met a priest in the car. The priest saw that the man was drunk and crossed his chest disapprovingly and said, wasting wine and color, my child, is the road to hell! The road to hell? Did I get on the wrong bus again?

9. When classmates had a dinner party, everyone got drunk, helped each other back to the dormitory and fell asleep. In the middle of the night, I was a little thirsty. I got up to get some water. I saw a red dot on the ground in confusion and thought: Who threw a cigarette butt and didn't go out, not afraid of catching fire? Step forward with strong feet, stamp out cigarette butts, and then go to bed. Early the next morning, I heard someone shouting: Who crushed my mobile phone charger?

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