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Most of Chen Yi's speeches don't have to be written. He is eloquent, Kan Kan and Kan Kan talk about it, and he often convinces the audience with witty words. At a meeting, someone saw him holding a manuscript paper and looked down from time to time, only to find that it was a blank piece of paper. "Manager Chen, how do you use a blank speech?" He was asked after the meeting. He replied, "I don't need a manuscript. People will say I'm not serious, so I'll come with my mouth open."
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yu dafu
Yu Dafu, a famous modern writer, once invited a friend who worked in the army to a restaurant for dinner. After dinner, the waiter came to their desk to charge, and he took out some bills from under the insole and handed them to him. His friend was very surprised and asked, "Brother Yu, why did you hide the money in your shoes?" Yu Dafu said with a smile: "This thing oppressed me before, and now I want to oppress it?"
Guo Moruo
During the period of 1945, Liao, a famous cartoonist in China, exhibited the cartoon "Spring and Autumn in Cat Country" in Chongqing. At that time, Guo Moruo, Song Yunbin, Wang Qi and other Chongqing cultural celebrities were invited to attend the ribbon-cutting ceremony of the first exhibition. During the dinner, Guo Moruo asked Liao Xiongbing, "Why is your name so strange and you call yourself your brother?" Wang Qi, the printmaker, grabbed the conversation and explained, "His sister's name is Bing, so he is called Brother Bing." Guo Moruo said with a smile: "Oh, I see, Yu Dafu's wife must be called Yu Da, and Shao Lizi's father must be called Shao Li." A word caused laughter from all the guests in the room.
Fan Changjiang
1937, Yan Xishan passed through Wuxi, Jiangsu Province and visited Xishan. Suddenly, he said to his entourage, "I have a pair of couplets, which are' Yan Xishan crossed Wuxi, Deng Xishan, Xishan Wuxi'." Please make a couplet. " None of the entourage was right, and Yan Xishan was very proud. He published it in the newspaper and publicly solicited couplets. No one has applied for it for a long time, which is almost absolute. 1945 When Fan Changjiang, a famous journalist, followed Chen Yi to Tianchang County, Anhui Province on 1909- 1970, he suddenly had a brainwave and shouted to Chen Yi, "Yes, yes, Yan Xishan's couple is just right for me!" Fan Chang's bottom line is "Fan Changjiang to Tianchang, looking at the Yangtze River, the Yangtze River will last forever." Chen Yi whispered twice and praised again and again: "Fan Changjiang is really a genius!"
Qian Zhongshu
Qian Zhongshu, a literary master, is most afraid of being publicized, and even more unwilling to show his face in newspapers and periodicals. Once, an English lady asked to see him, but he refused. On the phone, he said to the lady, "Miss, if you ate an egg and thought it was delicious, why do you want to know the hen who laid it?"
Lu
At the 48th annual meeting of new york International PEN, someone asked Lu, a famous writer in China, what he thought of sex literature.
Lu Wenfu replied humorously: "When western friends accept a box of gifts, they often open the box in front of others. China people usually wait for the guests to leave before opening the box. " The participants gave a hearty laugh, followed by thunderous applause.
Feng Jicai
During the writer Feng Jicai's visit to the United States, an American friend took his children to Feng's hotel. While speaking, the child as strong as a calf climbed onto Feng Jicai's bed and stood bouncing on it. If you let him down directly, you will definitely make his father apologize. So Feng Jicai said humorously, "Please let your son come back to earth." The American friend immediately got the message: "OK, I'll discuss it with him."
Zhang Daqian
Zhang Daqian made a joke because he had a long beard. At a meal, a friend used his long beard as an excuse to joke and even make him happy. However, Zhang Daqian was not worried and said unhurriedly, I also give you a story about beard: Liu Bei deliberately retaliated against Wu after Guan Yu and Zhang Fei died. Guan Xing, the son of Guan Yu, and Zhang Bao, the son of Zhang Fei, are eager for revenge and strive to be pioneers. To be fair, Liu Bei said: You tell your father's exploits separately, and whoever tells more is the pioneer. Zhang Baoxian said: My father broke the Changban Bridge, fought Ma Chao at night, outwitted Wakou and let Yan Yan go. Guan Xing stutters, but he doesn't want to fall behind. He said: my father was several feet long, and my uncle called him bearded to his face, and I was the pioneer. At this time, Guan was standing in the clouds, and after listening, he couldn't help cursing: you are a black sheep. You beheaded Yan Liang, fined Wen Chou, passed five customs, beheaded six generals, and went to the meeting alone. Not to mention these brilliant achievements. What's the use of talking about your father's beard? After listening to this story told by Zhang Daqian, everyone was speechless, and there was no more nonsense about beards.
Lao She
Once many young people came to Lao She's house and asked how to write poems. Lao She said, "I can't write poetry, I can only make it up." Someone suggested that Lao She sing a song "impromptu" on the spot. "Heavy rain in Xian Xinghai, Changhong morning; Ice jade-like stone becomes a snake, and Bi Ye Lin sleeps in the wind. " Lao She casually sang this unique five-character poem. In just 20 words, the names of eight writers and artists who are familiar and full of praise are "scrawled together", with vivid images, broad artistic conception and endless aftertaste. After listening to this, the young people were all surprised. The heavy rain mentioned in the poem is Sun Dayu, a modern poet and literary translator. Xian Xinghai, a people's musician. Gao Changhong is a modern celebrity, and Wan Laitian is a drama and film worker. Bing Ying, a modern female writer, is from Hunan. Cheng Shewo was the editor-in-chief of Chongqing New Shu Newspaper. Bi Ye is a contemporary writer. Lin Fengmian is a painter. "Wang studied calligraphy hard" Wang was quick-witted since childhood, but his calligraphy was not satisfactory. So, he made up his mind to practice calligraphy well. Finally, under the guidance of Uncle Yin Bao, he finally realized the true meaning of calligraphy and became a great calligrapher and writer. Wang Xizhi, known as the "Book Sage" by later generations, was a dull child when he was young, and he took his beloved gosling for a stroll every day. Wang Xizhi practiced hard every day, but was called a dead word by his teacher, Mrs. Wei. Wang Xizhi is very upset. Inspired by the goose, Wang Xizhi wrote the golden word "zhi" in his study, but he ate the steamed bread with ink by mistake, leaving a story of Wang Xizhi eating ink. Fan Zhongyan's Broken Porridge Fan Zhongyan grew up in a poor family. In order to study, he scrimped and saved. Finally, his thirst for knowledge moved the temple elders, who sent him to Du Nan College to study. Fan Zhongyan still insists on simple living habits and does not accept gifts from rich children to sharpen his will. After studying hard, he finally became a great writer. Che Yin was born in Nanping (now Hubei Public Security Bureau) in Jin Dynasty. He comes from a poor family, but he studies very hard. The story of Bao's reading has become a much-told story in history, inspiring generations of literati. How is Xingpu's reading? You will understand from the interesting story we will tell you. Sima Guang's police pillow inspires Sima Guang to be a playful and sleepy child, so he has been punished by his husband and laughed at by his peers. Under his inculcation, he is determined to get rid of the bad habit of sleeping. In order to get up early, he drank a full stomach of water before going to bed, but he didn't wake up in the morning, but peed on the bed, so smart Sima Guang made a police pillow out of logs. Zhang Sanfeng created Tai Chi. Zhang Sanfeng, whose real name is Quan Yi, also known as Strategist, Sanfeng and Yuanyuanzi, was born in Yizhou, Liaodong (now southwest of Zhangwu, Liaoning). Because of his untidiness, he was named "Tongwei Xianshi" when Yingzong was in the Ming Dynasty. The legendary story about him was widely circulated among the people at that time, and even regarded as a fairy. We all know about Tai Ji Chuan, right? Tai Ji Chuan's greatest feature is to combine rigidity with softness! Do you know exactly how Zhang Sanfeng created Tai Ji Chuan? This movie is about this story. Zhuge Liang Feed the Chicken Zhuge Liang was born in Yang Du County, Langya County, Xuzhou in the Eastern Han Dynasty. He is a famous politician and strategist in the history of China. If you have read The Romance of the Three Kingdoms, you will definitely not forget Zhuge Liang. Zhuge Liang's wisdom has been praised by later generations, and many people even regard him as the embodiment of wisdom. But you know, some stories that happened when Zhuge Liang was a child at school are very interesting! Xuanzang was a monk in the Tang Dynasty. In order to obtain the original Buddhist scriptures, Xuanzang left Chang 'an in August of the third year of Zhenguan, trudged to Wan Li and finally arrived in India. It lasted 17 years, and he wrote The Tale of the Western Regions of Datang, which made great contributions to Buddhism, human progress and world civilization. Yue Fei, the national hero of Yue, was born in troubled times, and his family was poor since childhood. With the support of his neighbors, he learned martial arts from Zhou Tong, a famous Shaanxi teacher. During this period, he witnessed the broken mountains and rivers and the displacement of the people, sprouted the ambition of learning to be an official and overcame complacency. Under the careful instruction of the famous teacher Zhou Tong, he eventually became a Yue family thief, and led Wang Gui, Tang Xian and other partners to join the patriotic torrent of resisting gold and saving the country.
Fan Zhongyan was a famous minister, outstanding politician and writer in Song Dynasty. "Worry about the world first, and enjoy it later" is a portrayal of Fan Zhongyan's life. He left his family and Han Qi to defend Shaanxi, repelled the invasions of Xixia and Qidan many times, and defended national security. On the barren hills where the sunset is lonely and the city is closed, he was homesick and pondered the poem "Wan Li is home, a glass of turbid wine". However, he thought that "Ran Yan didn't lose his mind" and spent half his life there. When Wen Tianxiang was defeated by Enemy at the Gates, the Yuan Army, he knew that his luck in negotiation was running out. Considering that "state affairs are at this point", he was "forbidden to love himself". In order to rally and avenge his country, he risked his life and escaped from the clutches of the Yuan Army several times. When he died, he devoted himself to saving the motherland. He swore in "Introduction to the South": "Life can't save the country, and death is still a spectre to kill thieves", and he also issued a generous elegy in a poem "Who has never died in life since ancient times, leaving a heart to reflect on history".
The story of Lincoln
1832, Lincoln lost his job and made up his mind to be a politician. But he lost. It is undoubtedly painful for him to suffer two blows in one year. Then, Lincoln started his own business, but less than a year later, the business closed down again. In the following year 17, he had to rush around to pay off the debts owed when the enterprise closed down. Lincoln didn't give up, and he didn't say, "What if you fail?" 1846 Run for Congress again. He ran for Congress again and was finally elected.
Li Bai's story
When Li Bai was a child, he studied in Xiangershan, Sichuan. He doesn't study hard and wants to drop out of school. One day, he met a white-haired old woman grinding an iron pestle by the stream at the foot of the mountain. Li Bai asked her what she was doing, and the old woman replied, "Grind the iron pestle into a needle." Li Bai doesn't believe it. He smiled and said to her, "Can an iron pestle be ground into a needle?" "As long as the kung fu is deep, the iron pestle is ground into a needle." The old woman told him this truth. Li Bai will lead the way at once. From then on, he worked hard and finally understood the truth that "success comes naturally".
Qu yuan's story
Qu Yuan studied hard in the cave. When Qu Yuan was a child, he hid in a cave and secretly read the Book of Songs, regardless of the opposition of his elders. For three years, he familiarized himself with 305 Poems of the Book of Songs, and gained rich nutrition from these folk songs, eventually becoming a great poet.
Lu You's Story
Lu You studies very hard. Lu You, a poet in the Southern Song Dynasty, was diligent, sensitive and studious since childhood. In his family, there are books on the desk, books in the cupboard and books on the bed. This is called a book nest. He is diligent in writing, leaving more than 9000 poems in his life and becoming an outstanding great writer in the history of our country.
The epitaph of the English poet Shelley is a poem in Shakespeare's Blizzard: "He didn't disappear anything, but he felt the change of the sea and became a rich and rare treasure."
Nie Er is a famous composer in China. His epitaph quoted a poem by the French poet Colato: "My ears are like shells, and I miss the sound of the sea."
The epitaph of Irish poet Ye Zhi is the last seventeen words of a poem he wrote on the eve of his death: "Look at life and death coldly, and knights will pass by."
The epitaph of the great writer Bernard Shaw said, "I always knew that this kind of thing would happen no matter how long I lived."
The epitaph of Diao Fandu, a great mathematician in ancient Greece: "Passers-by, Diao Fandu's ashes are buried here. The following figures can tell you how long his life span is. One sixth of his life was a happy childhood. In the twelfth part of his life, he had a sparse beard on his cheek. In this way, after a seventh of his life, he got married. Five years after marriage, he had his first child and felt very happy. But fate gave the child a glorious life in the world, only half of his father's. Since the death of his son, he has lived in deep sorrow for four years, ending his earthly career. "
Jefferson was one of the three great men in America and the third president of the United States. His tombstone inscription was written by himself: "The drafter of the American Declaration of Independence, the author of the Virginia Religious Freedom Act, and the father of the University of Virginia."
Intelligence warfare robber
Once, Chaplin was walking on the road with a large sum of cash. Suddenly, a masked man jumped out of the grass by the roadside.
Stealing. The robber threatened Chaplin with money. Chaplin agreed and said to him, "Please put it on my hat.
Take it twice, so I can go back and explain it to my master! "The robber" beep beep "two, did as he said and came in.
Shoot me twice in my skirt! "Chaplin said again. Beep, the robber came again. "finally,
Please punch two more holes in my trouser leg. "Hearing this, the robber impatiently filed a gun and changed his pants.
Shot twice in the leg. Knowing that there was no bullet in the robber's pistol, Chaplin tripped him and ran away.
Ran away like that.
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The president's taste
On one occasion, President Lincoln met with the president of a country at the White House. The president of that country is very tall and there are two people standing there.
Together, it's like two vertical barrels. Lincoln said cheerfully, "I didn't expect you to be taller than me."
What is it like? What's it like to be president? "What do you say?" The general asked. "I want to eat every day.
Gunpowder, always want to shoot! "
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How to be a hero
Once, a friend asked US President Kennedy, "How did you become a hero in World War II?"
what's up Kennedy thought for a moment and said, "It's not up to me. It was the Japanese who sank my boat. "
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Winston Churchill is a world-famous political leader. During his tenure as British prime minister, his politics was once.
Mrs Astor said to him, "If I were your wife, I would definitely put medicine in your coffee." Qiu.
Jill smiled and said, "If I were your husband, I would definitely drink this cup of coffee.
A studious and curious story:
Liu Qi is burying himself in reading. Liu Qi, a native of Pengcheng, Liang Dynasty, was "lonely and poor, but it was difficult to make lamps and candles, so he often bought them and burned them" and studied hard.
Su Ting blows fire and reads books. "Many fathers often mix with their servants and are eager to learn. Every time I want to study, there are always no lights and candles. I tasted in the stable and read by the fire. Too bitter. "
Chang Lin belt plough and hoe. At the end of the Han Dynasty, Chang Lin said, "I am eager to learn, and I have a plow and hoe. His wife often pays for it herself. Although Lin is in the field, he respects each other like a guest. "
Shimi hung the book in the corner. Shi Mi of Sui Dynasty was sent to the court of Yang Di as a bodyguard when she was a teenager. He is naturally flexible. When he was on duty, he looked around and was discovered by Emperor Yang Di. He thought the boy was dishonest, so he was excused from his job. Shi Biao is not depressed. After returning home, he studied hard and determined to be a learned man. Once, Shimi rode an ox to meet his friends. On the way, he hung Hanshu on the loudspeaker and took the time to study. This incident was passed down as a much-told story.
Dong Zhongshu didn't peek into the garden for three years. Dong Zhongshu devoted himself to research and worked tirelessly. Although there is a garden behind the study, he concentrated on reading and studying, and did not go into the garden to enjoy it for three years. Dong Zhongshu devoted himself to research and became a famous thinker in the Western Han Dynasty.
Youning sat down. Guan Ning and Hua Xin were old friends in the Han Dynasty. One day, two people were reading at the same table, and some dignitaries passed by by by car. Guan Ning was undisturbed, studying as usual, and Hua Xin went out to see it, envious. Guan Ning saw that Hua Xin and his friends were not really like-minded, so he cut the table and sat down. Guan Ning finally made a career!
Kuang Heng stole the light. In the Western Han Dynasty, there was a particularly learned man named Kuang Heng. When Kuang Heng was a child, his family was poor. In order to study, he chiseled through the wall of his neighbor's illiterate home and stole a candle to read, which finally touched his neighbor's illiteracy. With everyone's help, Kuang Heng Jr. learned something. During the Han and Yuan Dynasties, he served as a doctor, and was recommended by Shi Gao, a general of Fu and Che Qi, and moved to be a doctor.
Che Yin capsule fireflies read at night. Che Yin was born in Nanping (now Hubei Public Security Bureau) in Jin Dynasty. He comes from a poor family, but he studies very hard. "The poor don't often produce oil, but Xia Yue practices holding dozens of fireflies to shoot books, day and night." The story of Zhao reading has been circulated in history as a beautiful conversation, inspiring later scholars.
Chen Ping endured humiliation and studied hard. Chen Ping was famous in the Western Han Dynasty. When he was young, his family was poor and he lived alone with his brother. In order to maintain his father's orders, he was brilliant, childless and studied behind closed doors, but he could not get his sister-in-law's permission. In order to eliminate the contradiction between brother and sister, he endured humiliation again and again. With the intensification of his sister-in-law, he finally ran away from home and wanted to travel around the world. After being rescued by his brother, he no longer cared about the past. Finally, an old man came here to teach for free. After he finished his studies, he assisted Liu Bang and achieved great success.
Juvenile Bao Zheng learns to solve crimes. Bao Qingtian and Bao Zheng, smart and studious since childhood, especially like to solve crimes by reasoning. His father was in close contact with the magistrate, and Bao Zheng learned a lot about solving crimes since childhood. Especially in the case of burning a temple to kill a monk, Bao Zheng peeled silk according to the clues on the spot, screened out the suspects, and pretended to be the king of Yan, trying to clarify the truth and help the magistrate catch the murderer and kill the people. He worked hard to learn the knowledge of law and punishment, which laid a deep knowledge foundation for solving crimes and vindicating the people like a god when he grew up.
Wan Sitong studied hard behind closed doors. Wan Sitong, a famous scholar and historian in the early Qing Dynasty, participated in the compilation of Twenty-four History, an important historical book of China. But Wan Sitong was also a naughty boy when he was young. Wan Sitong was criticized by the guests because he was naughty and lost face in front of them. In a rage, Wan Sitong overturned the guest's desk and was put into the library by his father. Wan Sitong went from being angry and disgusted with reading to thinking behind closed doors. Inspired by the Book of Tea, he began to study hard. In a blink of an eye, more than a year has passed. Wan Sitong has read many books in the library. His father forgave his son, and Wan Sitong understood his father's kindness. After long-term efforts, Wan Sitong finally became a well-known scholar who was familiar with history books, and participated in the compilation of Ming History in Twenty-four History.
Tang Bohu devoted himself to painting. Tang Bohu was a famous painter and writer in Ming Dynasty. When he was young, he showed superhuman talent in painting. As a disciple of the great painter Shen Zhou, Tang Bohu naturally studied harder, quickly mastered the painting skills, and was highly praised by Shen Zhou. Unexpectedly, due to Shen Zhou's praise, Tang Bohu, who has always been modest, gradually became complacent. Shen Zhou see in the eye, in mind. During a meal, Shen Zhou asked Tang Bohu to open the window. Tang Bohu found that his window was actually a painting by Teacher Shen Zhou. Tang Bohu felt very ashamed and devoted himself to painting.
Qu Yuan studied hard in the cave. When Qu Yuan was a child, he hid in a cave and secretly read the Book of Songs, regardless of the opposition of his elders. For three years, he familiarized himself with 305 Poems of the Book of Songs, and gained rich nutrition from these folk songs, eventually becoming a great poet.
Fan Zhongyan broke horseshoe crabs and rowed porridge. Fan Zhongyan grew up in a poor family. In order to study, he scrimped and saved. Finally, his thirst for knowledge moved the temple elders, who sent him to Du Nan College to study. Fan Zhongyan still insists on simple living habits and does not accept gifts from rich children to sharpen his will. After studying hard, he finally became a great writer.
Sima guang's police pillow is inspirational. Sima Guang is a child who loves to play and sleep, so he has been punished by his husband and laughed at by his peers. Under his inculcation, he is determined to get rid of the bad habit of sleeping. In order to get up early, he drank a full stomach of water before going to bed, but he didn't wake up in the morning, but peed in bed. So smart Sima Guang made a police pillow out of logs. As soon as I turn over in the morning, my head slides on the bed board.
Xuanzang studied Buddhism hard. Xuanzang was a monk in the Tang Dynasty. In order to obtain the original Buddhist scriptures, Xuanzang left Chang 'an in August of the third year of Zhenguan, trudged to Wan Li and finally arrived in India. It lasted 17 years, and he wrote The Tale of the Western Regions of Datang, which made great contributions to Buddhism, human progress and world civilization.
Yue Fei studied art. Yue Fei, a national hero, was born in troubled times and grew up in a poor family. With the support of his neighbors, he learned martial arts from Zhou Tong, a famous Shaanxi teacher. During this period, he witnessed the broken mountains and rivers, displaced people, sprouted the ambition of learning to serve the country and overcame complacency. Under the careful instruction of the famous teacher Zhou Tong, he eventually became a Yue family thief, and led Wang Gui, Tang Xian and other partners to join the patriotic torrent of resisting gold and saving the country.
Li Guizhen learned to draw tigers. Li Guizhen, a famous tiger painter in the Five Dynasties, liked painting since he was a child, especially tigers. However, because he has never seen a real tiger, he always paints it as a sick cat. So he decided to go deep into the forest to see the real tiger. With the help of Uncle Orion, he finally saw the real tiger. Through a lot of sketching and copying, his tiger painting skills have advanced by leaps and bounds, and the tigers in his works are vivid and confusing. Since then, he has traveled many famous mountains and rivers for most of his life, met many birds and animals, and finally became a generation of painting masters.
Shen Kuo went up the mountain to see peach blossoms. "In April, the flowers in the world are exhausted, and the peach blossoms in the mountain temple are open." When reading this poem, Shen Kuo's eyebrows condensed into a knot. "Why are the flowers here defeated and the peach blossoms on the mountain open?" In order to solve this mystery, Shen Kuo and some friends made a field trip in the mountains. On the mountain in April, it was warm and cold at first sight, and the cool wind came, making people tremble with cold, and Shen Kuo was in full bloom. It turns out that the temperature on the mountain is much lower than that under the mountain, so the flower season comes later than that under the mountain. With this spirit of searching and empirical method, Shen Kuo wrote Meng Qian's Pen Talk when he grew up.
Xu Xiake is full of the world. One day, a strange thing happened by the river. Many people are salvaging the fallen stone lion, but they can't find it. At this time, a child named Xu Xiake said that as long as you go up the river, you can find the stone lion. Sure enough, the stone lion was found, and everyone praised the child for his cleverness. It turned out that he was Xu Xiake who became a great geographer and traveler when he grew up.
Li Sheng became an archer. Li Sheng's father is a great general, and Li Sheng hopes to be like his father when he grows up. However, my father always said that he was too young to practice martial arts. Not content with this, Li Sheng secretly learned archery and eventually became an archer, which impressed his father.
Lu You studies very hard. Lu You, a poet in the Southern Song Dynasty, was diligent, sensitive and studious since childhood. In his family, there are books on the desk, books in the cupboard and books on the bed. This is called a book nest. He is diligent in writing, leaving more than 9000 poems in his life and becoming an outstanding great writer in the history of our country.
Liu Xie borrowed a Buddhist temple. Late at night, the voice of reading suddenly came from the Buddhist temple. The young monk was frightened and thought there was a ghost inside, so he immediately reported it to the old monk. So the old monk led the young monk to catch ghosts. Unexpectedly, the "ghost" turned out to be a poor boy named Liu Xie, who was reading with a Buddha lamp. After studying hard, Liu Xie finally became a great writer.
Yan Ruoqu stammered. Yan Ruoqu, a famous textual research scholar, was a stuttering child when he was a child. He is often laughed at and bullied by everyone. Encouraged by her mother and teachers, Yan Ruoqu studied hard and made several efforts to catch up with her normal classmates. Since then, Yan Ruoqu has become a famous scholar with this spirit of being eager to learn and willing to endure hardships.
Read thousands of books. Gu, a thinker in the late Ming and early Qing dynasties, had a very unfortunate childhood, and smallpox almost killed him. Although weak and sick, under the guidance and encouragement of his mother, Gu studied hard and wrote Zi with extraordinary perseverance, and eventually became a generation of great scholars.
Ouyang xiu borrowed scriptures. Ouyang Xiu, a great writer in the Northern Song Dynasty, was gifted since childhood. But because the family is poor, there is no money to buy paper and pens at home. In order to let her son learn to write and practice calligraphy, Zheng, Ouyang Xiu's mother, came up with a clever way to teach Xiao Ouyang Xiu to write with a brush instead of a brush. Ouyang Xiu worked hard, learned a good hand and became a well-known child prodigy. This kind of hard work also influenced his little friend Li, and he took Li on the road to study.
Pu Songling asked Cao Tingdao. Pu Songling, a writer in Qing Dynasty, built a thatched pavilion on the roadside to record the stories told by passers-by. After decades of hard collection and his own creation, he finally completed the epoch-making brilliant masterpiece Strange Tales from a Lonely Studio in the history of China ancient literature.
Jia Kui stole it from the school fence. Jia Kui, whose real name is Jing Bo, was born in 30 AD, a native of the Eastern Han Dynasty, a famous scholar and astronomer. He is the ninth grandson of Jia Yi, a famous scholar in the Western Han Dynasty. Father Jia Hui is also a great scholar. Influenced by his family, Jia Kui was brilliant from an early age. In order to be able to study, Jia Kui eavesdropped on the teacher's story through the bamboo fence when he was a child.
Monk tried to change his research. Mencius was a famous thinker and politician in the Warring States Period.
However, Mencius was not a born scholar. When he was young, he was very playful and didn't like reading. Later, in order to educate him, Meng Mu moved three times and cut cloth to enlighten him. Finally, Mencius understood that if he wants to be a talented person, he must work hard.
Song Lian braved the heavy snow to visit the teacher. Song Lian, a famous essayist and scholar in Ming Dynasty, was fond of learning since childhood. He was not only knowledgeable, but also wrote excellent articles, and was praised by Zhu Yuanzhang, the founding emperor of the Ming Dynasty, as the "head of the founding civil servants". Song Lian loves reading very much, and those who don't understand always get to the bottom of it. This time, in order to find out a problem, Song Lian walked dozens of miles in the snow to consult Ji Meng, a teacher who had stopped accepting students, but the teacher was not at home. Undaunted, Song Lian visited the teacher again a few days later, but the teacher didn't see him. Because of the cold weather, Song Lian and her companions were freezing, and Song Lian's toes were frostbitten. Song Lian was rescued when he fell into a snow pit during his third solo visit. When Song Lian almost fainted in front of the teacher's house, the teacher was moved by his sincerity and patiently answered Song Lian's questions. Later, in order to gain more knowledge, Song Lian visited many teachers and became a famous essayist.
Studying in Tao Hongjing vegetable garden. In ancient times, people had many misunderstandings about nature. People believe that the snail's victory is an absurd legend. It turns the moth into their own son, and they also call their son "the moth". Tao Hongjing expressed doubts about this. He found a nest of grubs in the vegetable field near the village, and squatted in the vegetable field and observed it with rapt attention all day. Tao Hongjing found that they had a man and a woman. After many days of careful observation, Tao Hongjing finally exposed the secret of grubs: grubs have their own offspring, and grubs are taken to the nest to feed their larvae. There is no such thing as a grub seme! From then on, Tao Hongjing felt that it was best to observe everything in person and never listen to other people's opinions.
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