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Find a joke: the content is probably because frogs and toads are different.

When I came home from work, I saw my children retrieve two tadpoles from the river. One of them has a big head, and it is easy to say: the big head is a toad. The children asked why? I don't know, just listen to others; Children can ignore this and pester me to make it clear, but they must look it up online. I didn't expect to find such a "difference" after a check. It's really confusing! I chose some answers to make you laugh. If you have such a humorous or funny answer, send it to us and have fun together!

1. Toad-an imaginative person who wants to eat swan meat.

Frog-conservative, sit in the well and watch the sky.

In fact, the biggest difference is their names-two words and three words. I can't figure out why so many people can't tell the difference! Ha ha!

2. A beggar is dressed in rags;

A soldier is wearing camouflage!

3. One is a handsome little boy, the prince!

One is vicissitudes of life, Watcher!

Toad and frog are brothers, and their parents are very rich. Originally, both of them looked like toads. Toads were honest and frogs were deceitful. After their parents died, the frog inherited their parents' inheritance and drove toad out of the house. Frogs have money, they go to beauty, and toads become wandering sweat, that's all.

Walking on the road in summer, you will step on a toad, but you will step on a frog.

6. The beautiful ones are eaten, and the ugly ones are waiting to eat swans.

7. One often appears at the dinner table, and the other doesn't.

8. Toad is a martial arts expert, and frog skills are poisonous enough!

Frog is a small white face with tender meat.

9. What's the difference between Japanese and Americans?

10. I wonder if there is a lovely youth bean on your beautiful cheek. If there is, you can compare it with those who don't. This is the difference between a frog and a toad. Haha;

1 1. Toad is a nickname, tuba is a toad, frog is tuba, and nickname is frog.

12. They are all perverts ~! ~! One loves human beings and the other loves birds! ~~! ~! ~! ! ~! ~