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Xue Ne's cautious words began with the classical Chinese of Chengmenlang.
Don't be careless about what others say. The emperor, the son of heaven also, dare to dark (1), acceded to the throne for three years. Dr. Qing was afraid and suffered greatly. Gao Zong said: "I am the only one who is square. I am afraid that what I said is different, so I will not say it." The ancient emperor said this repeatedly, so he made it very clear.
Wang Cheng and Tang Shuyu lived in Yanzhou, helped Wu Ye think it was a knight, gave it to Tang Shuyu, and said, "I hereby seal you." Uncle Yu happily told Duke Zhou that Duke Zhou invited him to say, "The son of heaven seals evil spirits?" Said, "I'm the only one playing with Yu." Duke Zhou said, "I heard it as a joke. If the emperor speaks, the history books will be recorded, the workers will recite them, and the scholars will shout. " So he gave it a name in Jin Dynasty. Zhou Gongdan can be said to be a talkative person. Once he said what he said, he asked Wang Yi to repeat what he said. He obviously likes his brother's words, which is a firm support for Zhou Shi.
The monarch cannot but be careful when he speaks. Emperor Gaozong was in mourning when he ascended the throne. He didn't speak for three years. Dr. Qing is afraid and worried about this matter. Gao Zong said, "I'm afraid it's not good for me to govern the country alone." Ancient emperors attached great importance to talking and would not spill the beans.
Wang Cheng and Tang Shuyu usually live in seclusion and give a flat leaf to Tang Shuyu as a jade Jue, saying, "I'll seal you with this." Uncle Yu happily told the Duke of Zhou about it, and the Duke of Zhou asked for instructions: "Does the emperor want to seal the danger?" Cheng Wang said, "It's just me joking with Tang Shuyu." Duke Zhou said, "I heard that the son of heaven is not joking." What the emperor said should be recorded by historians, sung by musicians and praised by scholars. "So he sealed it in Jin. Zhou Gongdan can be said to be good at words. In a word, Cheng Wang paid more attention to his speech, showing the meaning of caressing his younger brother and assisting the royal family.
2. Reading classical Chinese, the word Zhang and Jin Ming is selected from Ming History. The163rd answer is Biography of Ming History. Volume 163 includes Zhang Liechuan.
1, original: Zhang, whose real name is Jin Ming, from Yangcheng. Zusheng, Henan participated in politics.
Shenzi was a scholar in the thirty-eighth year of Wanli. In addition to Shouzhang County, there is another voice.
Cao Jun transferred to the county, and the white millet was taken out of the warehouse for vibration, which was very worth the drought and the people relied on it. Taichang, Zhuo empire.
After more than a month, Xizong acceded to the throne. In the three situations of the meeting at that time, the words were cautious: "The emperor called all the workers and did not investigate the differences between Zhang and the party, so the whole father and son fell in love; However, it is necessary to find out the treacherous court official before we can understand the meaning of the monarch and the minister.
Taking the first emperor as a training, the plan of bewitching is exhausted, and the drug bait is twisted. Cui Wensheng threw the coolant into fatigue, and Li Ke burned it into the red pill. On the first day, the law should slap it and bite the hand that feeds him.
Who will succeed in the country, so far! If the husband cries in Dinghu Lake again and the ancestral temple tripod is heavy, then the emperor's shoes will be light. Although Zheng Fei moved to the temple first, she chose a servant to move to the palace, so that she was safe.
In any case, Jia was condemned for asking for servants, and he cautiously resisted the rescue. The emperor got angry and took away his salary for two years.
At the beginning of the apocalypse, he went out to the governor of Gifford to plow the fields, saying, "Tianjin, Jinghai and Jixing are all fertile fields, and they can plow the fields." It is known that Lu Guanxiang cultivated more than 3,000 mu of land, and his system of ditch house, planting and dredging is available, which can be imitated. "
Because of the five methods: official, tenant, civilian, military service and chariot. He also said: "Guangning fell, and more than one million Liao people migrated into the customs.
We might as well recruit people from Tianjin to farm uncultivated fields with homeless people. "From it.
Taste hydrophobic commend Zhao Nanxing, illegally quanfeng, right to hate. In March of five years, I was cautious and insincere, all of which belonged to the theory that Cao Qincheng was falling apart. I falsely stole 3,200 pieces of silver from Cao County's treasury, took charge of it, and ordered me to keep Suzhou.
Emperor Zhuang Liedi acceded to the throne and was pardoned. He has been an official since the first year of Chongzhen.
If you want to be an inspector in Beijing, please punish the sycophant for disobedience first, and then hand in the examination work for others. Xuanzhuo's servants Shao Qing, Lee Tae Changqing, and right assistant minister of punishments.
Kui Kui looked like a prison, but he didn't say anything. A minister of Korea went down to find a post office to report back. For a long time, he was called the right assistant minister of the Ministry of Industry.
The country can't afford it, so the court discussed mining, casting drums, reclaiming land and salt law. The cautious words are repeated, and the fundamental plan will be known.
Yang Sichang, a great scholar, proposed to change the training of Zuo Wei and the training of county generals. He carefully made a big deal out of it and made eight suggestions, but later he couldn't do it. From assistant minister Zuo to the minister of Nanjing household department, he suffered from seven diseases and could not be allowed.
Just change the official department minister, in charge of the right suggestion. In March of the seventeenth year, the capital fell.
In May, King Axe ascended the throne in Nanjing and ordered him to be cautious in his words and deeds. Ten discussions on ZTE: saving the town, in-laws, driving chariots, rebelling, faking, praising shirts, rewarding merits, abolishing posts, punishing greed and paying taxes.
Kingdom of Ghana. When I was a big boy, I abolished my book. I carefully recommended Wu Ji and Zheng Sanjun.
Life-threatening, the three armed forces are not allowed, which is also put forward by college students Gao Hongtu. Noble ministers Liu Kongzhao and Zhao Zhilong went to court one day and rallied to criticize the imperial court, pointing out their cautious words and deeds, and held sway in the temple.
He said to Luo Wanxiang in "Things": "There are always cautious words. If you have a clear hope, you can call it evil?" Kong Zhao and others prostrated themselves on the ground and wept bitterly, saying that they were not as good as Chen Wu in using civil servants with caution, clamoring for the use of civil servants. He is also cautious, arrogant and arrogant, and greatly despises Sanjun.
He also said: "When you are cautious, you should meet it immediately, and it is difficult to have two hearts. Begging for sleep and offering sacrifices is life-threatening, so be cautious about the crime of bullying the city.
Speak carefully, because beg for rest. Vientiane added: "The first person to be knighted was Sizhen.
In the new Beijing camp, the title of two towns was added, and there was no need to use force. In recent years, how generous was the warrior minister of the first emperor, and how safe was it for the warrior minister to report to the first emperor? The ancestral system is to vote for the cabinet minister, refute the official, and not smell the respect minister to correct the disintegration.
Let the distinguished minister correct the disintegration at the same time, and the minister of home affairs can win the battle! "Shi Kefa played:" Cautious words, recommendations are correct. Ministers wept bitterly and shouted loudly, undermining the law and order, lest arrogance be beneficial to the court.
Sun said, "The official department is responsible for employing people. How can the court humiliate Nakazawa Tomohide?
Hongtu and others can't make peace with Wenwu, to outdo each other. If you don't come out, you can take a vacation if you are careful, and you can add a prince and son.
Shanxi trapped thief, said to be homeless, lives between Wuhu and Xuancheng. Gangrene occurred on his back after the national war, and he gave up medicine and died at the age of 69.
Cautious words and small loss Two relatives bowed to grandma. For the suggestion, obituary, begging for righteousness, three years of mourning for gratitude.
Lutz Xuan, after having obtained the rural examination in Chongzhen for fifteen years. The thief fell into Yangcheng and threw himself into a cliff.
News, gift suggestions. 2. Zhang, whose real name is Jin Ming, is from Yangcheng.
Grandfather Zhang Sheng participated in politics in Henan. Shen Yan was a scholar in the thirty-eighth year of Wanli (16 10). Shouzhang was the first magistrate and was famous for his outstanding talents. Later, after being transferred to fan shi, he took out the national treasury to buy rice for disaster relief. Later, Fancao County had a poor harvest for several years, and the people relied on these rice to tide over the difficulties.
During Taichang's reign, Shen Yan was promoted to suggestion, and a month later, Xizong acceded to the throne. At that time, the court was focusing on discussing the "three cases". A cautious letter said: "The ancestor of the emperor, Emperor Zongshen, called a group of officials and told everyone not to pursue Zhang Hui's accomplices in order to preserve the friendship between father and son; But we must expose their conspiracy to show the righteousness between the monarch and the minister. After the first emperor Guangzong ascended the throne, this side was fanning the flames, and the trick of poison bait was immediately implemented there. First, Cui Wensheng threw laxatives when the first emperor was cold and weak, and then Li presented red pills when the first emperor was dying. According to the law, it should be dismembered, but the court gave gold and silver as a token of gratitude. Who mastered the state power and actually came to this step? As for Dinghu's two tears, it is outrageous to regard Chen Zongmiao's sacrifice as a major event and the life of the first emperor as a minor matter. In addition, Zheng Guifei, a god, first moved out of the main palace to establish the prestige of the court, and chose a servant to move to the palace immediately. What are you going to do? " Soon, Jia was demoted because he asked to choose another place for employment. He wrote a cautious letter of protest. Zong was very angry and deducted his salary for two years.
In the early days of the apocalypse, Shen Yan went out to manage the reclamation of Beijing suburbs. He wrote: "Tianjin, Jinghai and all fertile fields can be reclaimed. In recent years, Tongzhi Road Guanxiang has reclaimed more than 3,000 mu. The gullies, housing layout, planting and irrigation methods he planned are all ready-made, and they can be implemented according to them. " In addition, the warning lists five methods: official, tenant, folk, military and chariot. He also said that after the fall of Quang Ninh, the people of Liaodong migrated everywhere, and the number of people entering the customs was not less than one million. They should be called to Kinmen and these homeless people should be used to reclaim this uncultivated land. The court agreed, and cautiously wrote to recommend Zhao Nanxing and impeached Quanfeng for five years (66 years).
3. Those who hold the pole enter the city in classical Chinese.
People who entered the city gate with a long pole by Lu entered vertically at first, but they could not enter, nor could they enter horizontally. There is no way out. The Russian old lady said: "I am not a saint, but I have seen many things! Why not use a saw to go in? " Then cut it.
There was a man in the state of Lu who walked into the city gate with a long pole. At first he stood up and held it, but he couldn't get into the gate. He came and took it, but he couldn't get into the gate. There is really nothing he can do. After a while, an old man came and said, "I am not a saint, but I have seen many things." Why not use a saw to cut off the long pole and enter the city gate? " So the Lu people cut off the long pole according to the old man's method.
4. Chen quoted classical Chinese translation of the original:
Xiao Yin Zishuxiu. Founder has an equipment bureau, which seems to be the same. Although it is expected, it must be judged by statutes. Smart, knowledgeable, good at writing and explaining Brown's works. During the Hou Jing Rebellion, Emperor Liang Yuan was the secretariat of Jingzhou, and many courtiers returned to it. "Wang Li's dispute is the beginning of the disaster, and this is not the autumn election of the king to flee. My family is from Shixing County, and I love the people, so I can go south to save my family's ears. " So he ran to the mountain table with 100 people, including Tong Di and his relatives. Ouyang Li, the founder at that time, was the secretariat of Hengzhou, which brought him to Yi Yan. Later, he moved to Guangzhou, died of illness, and his son led the crowd. Every doubt is different, because things are right, and family ties are gradually sparse. When he rebelled and sent troops, Kyoto scholar Cen Zhijing and others were frightened, but they only quoted Tian Ran as saying that they respected him: "A gentleman is upright in Ming Dow, and he is upright in righteousness. Why are you worried? " And Zhang Zhaodaping Panyu, leading his troops to the north. Gao asked about Ling Biao and told Chen again. The emperor was very happy and bowed to the assistant minister. Leaders resist being straightforward, don't deal with powerful people, and the officials have nothing to ask for. Every time Gao Zong wants to move, he needs to be cut off by people who use him. Lvliang, who was in charge of the sexton, was transferred to assistant treasurer, who was in charge of building crossbows. I've been working for a year and I'm fully equipped. Twelve years, the official department assistant minister, the company repeatedly cited Wang Kuan and so on. The emperor did not use it, but used it as a letter. At that time, Ma Jing, the secretariat of Guangzhou, won the hearts of the people and improved his armor. Every year, he went deep into the slang hole and made several meritorious deeds, which caused quite a lot of opposition in the ruling and opposition circles. The emperor introduced things outside the mountain, and sent them to observe Jing, inspect it, satirize what they did, and sent them to Panyu Jing, that is, to send their children and brothers down in order to achieve their goals. He went back to Ganshui, but Emperor Gaozong collapsed, and he was transferred to middle school, so he was dismissed. Next year, the capital is full of thieves, so he will be reinstated as General Wei Zhen. At that time, Wu Zhuo, the squad leader in the temple, eunuchs Li, Cai Tuoer and many others were invited, and none of them were allowed to be cited. Citing Huang Menlang, the son of the imperial clan, as a secret, he remonstrated: "Li and Cai are afraid of their official potential, so it is better to use them for their own purposes." "My foundation has its own reasons. I can change careers for Li and Cai. It will be unfair, but it will be rejected. " Wu Zhuo did write a flying book, which was proved by Li and Cai. He died at home at the age of 58.
(Excerpted from Biography of Xiao Yin in Chen Shu, with deletion)
Translation:
Xiao Yin Zishuxiu. Dignified, upright, talented and measured, he looks reserved and solemn. Although he is in a hurry, he must follow the legal system. He is intelligent, sensitive, knowledgeable and fussy by nature. He took off his casual clothes and put on his official clothes to become a work assistant. When Hou Jing rebelled, Emperor Liang Yuan was appointed as the secretariat of Jingzhou, and most officials of the imperial court went to him. Xiao Yin said, "The king fought for it. The disaster has just begun. Today is not the time to choose a king to flee. Two generations of my family have been local governors in Shixing County, and the benefits left are still in the private sector. You can go to the south to protect your family. " So 100 people fled to Lingbiao with their younger brother Xiao Tong and clan relatives. At that time, Ouyang Li, a native of Shixing, was appointed as the secretariat of Hengzhou, and Xiao Yin went there in person. Ouyang Li was later transferred to Guangzhou Secretariat and died of illness. Ouyang Gan, the son of Ouyang Li, runs his department. Xiao Yin often suspected that Ouyang Yi was having an affair, so she tried to persuade him to correct it, so the two gradually alienated in etiquette. Going to Ouyang loves to raise troops to rebel, and the scholar Cen Zhijing and others from Kyoto are all afraid. Only Xiao Yin was safe and sound, and said to Cen Zhijing and others: "The cultivation of a gentleman is used to affirm the truth and make himself upright for moral conduct. What is there to worry about? " After Zhang Zhaoda settled in Panyu, Xiao Yincai returned to the north. The emperor summoned Xiao Yin to ask about Ling Biao, and Xiao Yin explained the whole story in detail. The emperor was very happy and appointed Xiao Yin as the assistant minister of the Ministry of Finance. Xiao Yin is honest, does not flatter the powerful, and never visits the close ministers around the emperor. Every time the emperor wants to promote and appoint him, he is always blocked by the authorities. In the battle of Lvliang, the whole army was wiped out, and the military supplies were empty and scarce, so Xiao Yin was turned to be the assistant minister of the Ministry, responsible for making crossbows and arrows. Xiao Yin has been working for a year, but he has enough equipment. In the 12th year of Taijian, the post of assistant minister in the official department became vacant, and relevant officials recommended Wang Kuan and others for many times. The emperor did not use it, but personally appointed Xiao Yin by imperial decree. At that time, Ma Jing, the secretariat of Guangzhou, was very popular in the mountains, and the army was strong and capable. Every year, he went deep into the cave and made several meritorious deeds, which caused many objections from the court and the people. Because Xiao Yin was familiar with the situation outside the ridge, the emperor sent Xiao Yin to see Ma Jing, observed his actions, and politely asked him to send hostages. Xiao led his troops south, and when he arrived in Panyu, he understood the meaning and took all his sons and younger brothers to Beijing as hostages. When he returned to Ganshui, Emperor Gaozong collapsed, the late emperor ascended the throne, and Xiao Yin was appointed as an illegitimate child. He resigned due to illness. The following year, there were many thieves in Beijing, so Xiao Yin was appointed as General Wei Zhen. At that time, Wu Zhuo, the leader of the palace, eunuchs Li, Cai Tuoer and others repeatedly asked for help, but they did not agree. The son of the same clan was appointed as Huang Menlang at that time, and advised: "The influence of Li and Cai, officials are all afraid of him, and they should also think for themselves." Xiao Yin said, "I live in this world and have my own priorities. Can I change my behavior for Li and Cai? Just to make them uncomfortable, just to free me. " In fact, Wu Zhuo wrote an anonymous letter, and Li and Cai testified about it. Xiao Yin was dismissed from office and died at home at the age of 58.
5. The ancient prose cut the pole into the city. The original text and translation cut the pole into the city [original text] Lu You entered the city gate with a long pole and was not allowed at first; You can't get in if you hold it sideways.
Nothing can be done. My father went to Russia and said, "I'm not a saint, but I've seen a lot!" " Why not use a saw? "Then (4) argued.
-"Laughing Forest" [Notes] 1 ①Hold-take. (2) Russia-for a while.
(3) Father (f incarnation)-a kind of honorific title for the elderly. (3) so-then.
There was a man in the state of Lu who walked into the city gate with a long pole. At first he stood up and held it, but he couldn't get into the gate. He came and took it, but he couldn't get into the gate. There is really nothing he can do. After a while, an old man came and said, "I am not a saint, but I have seen many things." Why not use a saw to cut off the long pole and enter the city gate? " So the Lu people listened to the old man's method and cut off the long pole.
Enlightenment If bamboo sellers are stupid and ridiculous, then the old man with white beard who likes to show off his generations and teach others is even more stupid. Some "old hands" always like to do things according to old experience and old rules. They are not good at flexibly considering the very simple E799Be5Bae6E4B 893E5B19E31333264626535 according to the actual situation, even problems within the scope of common sense. As a result, many bad ideas were put forward.
Reason-"old father" is not as good as a fool. He is clever, unruly and self-defeating, but he is ready to help others.
This story illustrates two points: 1, limiting the three-dimensional European transformation to two dimensions will lead to some things that are not so perfect, if not unsolvable. Sometimes, seemingly unsolvable problems can actually be solved by divide and conquer, that is, turning big problems into small ones.
The old father's method is segmented in the current cagd language. . .
6. What is the classical Chinese of Lu You who entered the city gate? Hello, I am an elite teacher Tu:
Go into town with a pole
Original: Some people in Lu entered the city gate with long poles. At first, they held it vertically, but they couldn't get in horizontally, and they couldn't get in either. There is nothing left. My old father in Russia said, "I am not a saint, but I have seen many things." Why not use a saw to go in? " "Then in accordance with the cut. -(reflection Wei) Han Danchun's Laughing Forest
There was a man in the state of Lu who walked into the city gate with a long pole. At first he stood up and held it, but he couldn't get into the gate. He came and took it, but he couldn't get into the gate. There is really nothing he can do. After a while, an old man came and said, "I am not a saint, but I have seen many things." Why not use a saw to cut off the long pole and enter the city gate? " So the Lu people cut off the long pole according to the old man's method.
Revelation: The Man Holding a Rod into the City Gate is a fool, who can't think, stick to the rules and don't know how to be flexible. "Father" is very helpful, but not considerate.
This story illustrates three points: 1, limiting the three-dimensional European transformation to two dimensions will lead to some things that are not so perfect, if not unsolvable.
Sometimes, seemingly unsolvable problems can actually be solved by divide and conquer, that is, turning big problems into small ones. The old father's method is uneven segmentation in today's language.
3. Although this is a joke, this joke tells people a truth: think flexibly and don't be one-sided.
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