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She foolishly put his number in her mobile phone as her boyfriend, thinking that she would not be seen dead anyway. One day at a class party, he happened to be sitting next to her and couldn't find his cell phone. He asked her to borrow his phone to make a phone call. She quickly said that she didn't have his number, so he grabbed it and dialed it. Looking at the three words popping up on the screen, she blushed to death. He hesitated for a second, then took out his mobile phone from her bag and said, hey, how did you call me?

"Young lady, your hair is very poor. Do you want to … "Well, how long have you been in this business?" "ah? Me? I have been working for five years. " "Oh." (Silence) "Miss, do you want to have a party ..." "Uh, do you live nearby?" "ah? Right, right. " "Oh." (Silence) "Miss ..." "Married?" "ah? Not yet. Is the family not in a hurry? " Uh, ahem ... "(after silently cutting his hair)

Don't bring your troubles to bed, because that's where you sleep. 2, don't bring resentment to tomorrow, because it is a beautiful day. Don't spread depression to others, because it is an immoral behavior. 4. Don't hang bad mood on your face, because it's an annoying expression.

Who will ask me, "Why are Northeasters still afraid of the cold?" I'm going to chop him up! I'm speechless … help me remember this passage. We have double windows in the northeast, the balcony can be closed, and the heating depends on geothermal energy. The temperature at home is above 25 degrees, the down jacket is thickened, the food is eaten while it is hot, and the heating is given in 10. The northeast people are not polar bears. Why do you think we are afraid of the cold? ! ! We are fully equipped! Not a high attribute! ! !

There is a kind of woman, independent and simple. Get up early on weekends, hang the quilt outside the window, the smell of sunshine is diffuse, and the corners of your mouth are slightly upturned. Wash and dress up, blow-dry your hair for seven minutes, put on light makeup, take a full-length mirror, put on some provocative pose and give yourself a confident smile. Radio, old records, have a nice day. I walked out of the street at night and found an old man dancing in the square among the revelers in the distance.

There is also a woman, independent and simple. Get up early on weekends, hang the quilt outside the window, the smell of sunshine is diffuse, and the corners of your mouth are slightly upturned. Wash and dress up, blow-dry your hair for seven minutes, put on light makeup, take a full-length mirror, put on some provocative pose and give yourself a confident smile. Radio, old records, have a nice day. I walked out of the street at night and found an old man dancing in the square among the revelers in the distance.

Don't just see "Where's Dad?" On TV. Very popular. In fact, you have been directing and performing your own life, such as "Where is the object" and "What about a good figure?" "What about the living expenses?" Wait ... it's just a tear-jerker

"Yes, I am that kind of respectable boyfriend! You think I left after the quarrel, slamming the door and bowing my head to admit my mistake? I won't! Let's go. Let's go. I'm not chasing! That's the man! I will kneel here today. I can't afford to meow until you come back. "

Female height 170. One night I asked weakly, "Husband, are you particularly envious of those innocent teenage wives?" ? I seem to have no chance in my life ... "My husband didn't even look at me and said," It doesn't matter, I'm Yang Guo. " My heart is exulting. Does my husband think I look like a little dragon girl? "Why? "I didn't expect this guy to say," There is a big eagle next to me?

Two days ago, my friend went to the entry-exit administration office to get a passport, and went to Thailand to play in the summer vacation. When he was excited, he wrote "Qin State" in the column of destination country. I gave the form directly to the applicant. After reading it, the applicant was stunned for a long time and said to him affectionately: "We only do outbound business, not cross-border business!"