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Have you ever been embarrassed by drinking?
In the past, I would sit on a chair without talking when I was drunk. When others asked me to leave, I would go home and sleep honestly. I would do whatever I should do the next day. It wasn't until my ex-girlfriend left before I got married that I completely changed. Whenever he drinks, he will get drunk. When he is drunk, he will say anything and dare to do anything. I did a lot of things when I was drunk that I regretted for the rest of my life. Now I don’t drink outside. When I get home at night, I lock the door, throw the key on the top of the closet, and take out my mobile phone card. If you get drunk and curse this and that at home, no one will know. When I was drinking, I went out for a dinner with half of the class that day, and drinking was inevitable during the dinner. Everyone was drinking, and it was really a bit bad for me not to drink. So I drank some wine that day and got out of hand. I talked a lot with some classmates and drank a lot. It can be described as drunk. The key is that when I was happy after drinking, I actually lay directly in the arms of a female classmate. It was so shameful. I didn’t find out about it until the next day. Fortunately, she became my girlfriend and I couldn’t be happier. . I was afraid that people would laugh at me when I was drunk. Once, the company had a New Year’s Eve dinner. I knew that I was drunk and was afraid of being seen by others, so I walked away quietly and stayed far away on the way back to the dormitory. When I saw the two little sisters, I was afraid that they would see me drunk, so I hid in the woods on the roadside. After drinking too much, I couldn't stand firmly so I put myself on a tree branch. As a result, I stayed in this position and slept until dawn. Fortunately, no one saw me. I was chatting about myself with my roommates, and everyone seemed very happy, but drinking was unavoidable. Whenever we talked about something happy, we all had to raise our glasses, so of course, when I was drunk, my roommates all said that I I can’t drink enough, because they said that if I don’t drink enough, my character will definitely not be any better. I refused to accept it, so I had to do it with them. In the end, I actually stood on the table and danced. No one expected that my roommate actually recorded it. Since then, it has become a "good story" in our dormitory.
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