Funny life, funny jokes.

Funny life joke: there is such a thing on the bank's opinion sheet: the counter is professional in dealing with problems, and the lobby manager has a good attitude, but there is too little money in the card. I sincerely hope that the bank can seriously consider my opinion and help me solve the problem. More wonderful jokes are in the joke column, welcome to enjoy!

Funny life, funny jokes (1) 1,? Grandma, can you sing little stars?

? Yes! Then why don't you sing it for me?

? All right! The star is still the star, uh-huh star! The moon is still bright that month! ?

2. mom:? It seems to me that you are a fool. I've given you a lot over the years. Why are you still short?

Me:? Are you a fool?

Mom:? It would be foolish to have children in the future. Are you stupid?

Me:? You're the fool, damn it?

Mom:? Yes, what can I do! ! ! ?

Our family just changed the refrigerator and came back hungry today. I opened the refrigerator door and found nothing, so I complained to my mother: Why didn't you put anything in the refrigerator? Is this worthy of the refrigerator? What about its dignity? You make it look bad in front of other refrigerators!

Mom said without looking up, it can be said that it is a big wardrobe.

My sister is afraid of the dark. She had diarrhea in the middle of the night, went to the toilet and turned on the lights at home. When she was comfortable, she went back to her room.

Passing by my mother's sleeping room, I heard my mother say vaguely, are you hungry to get up in the middle of the night and go to the toilet? . . . .

When I was a child, it was very cold on a winter night. My uncle said he had a fire dragon quilt, and there was a fire dragon in the quilt, so he took me to see it. Let me get into bed. I saw countless flashes when he shook the quilt. I am so envious.

Later, when I was old, I realized that Nima was static.

Funny Life Funny Joke (2) 1, I got up after dinner and said to my mother: Mom, I'm hungry. ?

My mother would say:? What do you want to eat? Mom will make it for you. ?

After dinner, my brother got up and said to my mother, Mom, I'm hungry. ?

My mother would say:? I have been calling you for a long time, and I can't afford it. You deserve it. ?

It seems that girls are still welcome at home!

I was awakened by my mother when I was sleeping soundly this morning. I asked her what it was, and she said? I want to tidy up later. ?

I quickly sat up and said, can I help you?

My mother said:? No, I'm afraid I'll disturb you. Just so you know. ?

3. A young man and his father broke corn cob together. Halfway through, he suddenly felt weak. He lowered his head and found himself stepping on shit, so he opened his mouth and scolded. That son of a bitch shit in my field! ?

So his father slapped him in the face: keep your fucking voice down. Is this our home?

4. I had dinner with my mother-in-law before marriage, and her mother-in-law asked me: Young man, do you have any lofty ideals in the financial industry?

I said without thinking:? No ideal, just for money. ?

My mother-in-law is also honest: Hey, I like the energy of you young people. I only recruit a son-in-law for money. ?

Some time ago, there were mice at home, and my mother bought rat poison, but none of the mice fell off.

Early this morning, my mother got up and looked at the rat poison in the corner of the door. She said to herself, why doesn't anyone take this medicine?

The whole family fainted. . .

Funny life jokes (3) 1, think about Big Wolf, think about Logger Vick, think about Tom Cat, why am I not strong?

Pea pods raised hundreds of millions of dollars, and Xiaomi also made a fortune. Who says China agriculture is hopeless! ! !

When you think your ideas are innovative, nine times out of ten, your knowledge is too narrow.

If your mother and your wife fell into the river at the same time, why are you so unlucky?

If you pour out your heart to him (her), he (she) may think it is a pig in the water.

6. Tonsillar classmate, the teacher doesn't want you to get inflamed. Please sit down.

7. Happier than going home, I went home, and others haven't!

8, coquetry, mostly a higher level of play.

9. There is such an item on the bank's opinion list: the counter is professional in dealing with problems, and the lobby manager has a good attitude, but the money in the card is too little. I sincerely hope that the bank can seriously consider my opinion and help me solve the problem.

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