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Black-faced sentences
1. God asked me to give you a pair of wings. He wants to go to heaven with you.
2. Do you have any childhood shadow? I think you have shadows not only in your childhood, but also in your youth, youth, and every year.
3. I have never seen you like this before. Even though you said NO, you still confess your love so shamelessly.
4. Go get a haircut and change your hairstyle. You look best with your face covered like this.
5. No matter whether your idea is right or wrong, as long as your opinion is inconsistent with others, you will be judged as wrong, then ostracized, and finally self-destructed.
6. I hate excessive modesty, it is just another kind of hypocrisy.
7. Use your real name to tell lies in practice, and use a pseudonym to tell the truth in the Internet.
8. Don’t cry in front of my grave, it will ruin my path to reincarnation.
9. Explanation is cover-up, cover-up is fact.
10. A man who cheats is like a dog who cannot change his mind and eats shit. Don’t imagine that he will just stop, and don’t listen to his oath.
11. If you like someone, tell him bravely, and maybe you can even know what size you are.
12. When you see a beautiful woman, you are attracted to her, and you use sweet words to deceive people’s hearts.
13. How dare I touch you? I’m afraid that I will impoverish myself by buying hand sanitizer.
14. Don’t pretend to me that you have a wonderful life and a happy life, and don’t wish me happiness. Do you have the qualifications?
15. You will think about it when a mosquito bites you on the face.
16. I hope the technology is as strong as your cowhide. It's a replica based on your face, so it should be pretty good.
17. Before I met you, I really didn’t realize that I had the problem of judging people by their appearance.
18. The world is like this, it is all hypocritical. If it is not hypocritical, how can it be called a world?
19. Many people may not be very satisfied with their appearance, but people around me often say that I am handsome.
20. I love you just like a mouse loves rice, a fish loves shrimp, and a cat loves goldfish. Love is so precious, life is even more valuable.
21. Advertising is to tell others that their money can be spent freely.
22. Hypocrisy encourages us to cover up our sins with the cloak of virtue in an attempt to avoid the censure of others.
23. Hypocritical sincerity is more terrifying than the devil.
24. Your voice is like Shakespeare and Zorro, scratchy and left-field.
25. I am Chinese and my soul is Chinese. It is impossible for me to learn English.
26. No matter what, we should be together, and everyone who stands in our way must die.
27. Don’t think you are from a famous family. You think your father is Li Gang.
28. I am a passerby that you turn around and forget about. Why should I accompany you to the end of the world in wasting your time?
29. Even if you are sad, even if you are angry, even if you are betrayed, you must always smile. When you have the strength, you must take revenge.
30. I show kindness to people with malicious intentions, not to make him repent, but to let him be touched and move forward into the darkness.
31. Hypocrisy likes to hide in the most noble thinking. It never tries to break away from thinking, because thinking can make it gain a noble reputation effortlessly.
32. You are Sun Wukong’s junior brother and Sha Wujing’s senior brother.
33. A wolf in sheep's clothing, a liar wearing a mask, you are an animal when you take off your clothes, but you are just an animal when you put on clothes!
34. When the god of poverty comes in quietly, the false friendship escapes hastily through the window.
35. You are so smart, you actually know that you are a human being.
36. Live well, because we will die for a long, long time.
37. Don’t cheat on exams, just fuck you. Don't panic if you cheat, just pretend to be confused if you get caught.
38. If you chase me naked for two kilometers and I look back, I will be considered a gangster!
39. I have seen a lot of ugly people, but looking like you is too much!
40. Every time I see you eating pork, I feel very emotional. Originally from the same roots. Why is it too urgent to fry each other?
41. Stand higher and pee further.
42. Can I take a photo of my silk shoes on your face on the city wall?
43. Please don’t associate me with you. Please don't think that I am linking you and me together.
44. It is God’s responsibility to forgive you. My responsibility is just to send you to see God.
45. Your charming eyes intoxicate me; your tall body intoxicates me; your handsome appearance intoxicates me.
46. You were so proud back then, but what are you doing now?
47. Be more optimistic about the future and more pessimistic about people's hearts.
48. This person has become virtual successfully.
49. It is difficult to paint the skin of a tiger, but it is difficult to paint the bones.
50. You look so good that my grandma won’t love you and my uncle won’t love you.
51. Brother, could you lower the resolution on your face?
52. I am tea and you are water, come and make me a cup!
53. Children treat toys as companions, and adults treat companions as toys.
54. In many affairs in this world, people are saved not because of loyalty, but because of lack of loyalty.
55. I have seen their hearts clearly. They are too dark and I don’t want to get close.
56. Give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant; give you some flood and you will flood; give you some color and you will open a dyeing room.
57. It is so shameless to pretend to be a sanctimonious gentleman even though you look like an animal!
58. I am not afraid of death. I am afraid that after I die, no one will love you as much as I do.
59. Truth is truth only because it confronts errors and hypocrisy.
60. I heard that you are a sugar daddy and you recognize Erlang Shen as your master.
61. When there is something to do, there is no beauty; when there is nothing to do, summer welcomes spring.
62. If being handsome is a gift from God, God seems not to have noticed you.
63. I always don’t understand a question: why do some people think you are a man?
64. Falling flowers follow the flowing water intentionally, but flowing water ruthlessly loves falling flowers.
65. I recognize you, you are the student who just graduated from the mental hospital! To have such achievements at such a young age is truly a talent!
66. Cuihua, I know you are beautiful, but you don’t have to come here to charm me.
67. Sorry, I have never produced these legendary virtues.
68. These two lips are like a big plate.
69. If you learn to be sincere, I think the people around you will no longer vomit after you turn around.
70. It makes no sense for two people to die together.
71. Are you tired of pretending, pretending, and pretending?
72. When someone asks you to help, the first thing to think about is not whether you can help, but what benefits you can get from helping.
73. God is so kind to me. I almost wonder if I am God’s illegitimate son.
74. I must always give my heart a knife, so that I can continue to do it without hesitation.
75. If you wear the mask for a long time, it will become your face.
76. After all, this is not a society where people love bitches, so you’d better restrain yourself.
77. If you were a flower, no cow would dare to poop in the future!
78. If you eat too much soft food, you will gradually get used to it. People like you who don’t have a wife to protect you won’t understand.
79. Uncle, you look great, just like a stick.
80. When the weather clears up and the rain stops, you feel like you can do it again.
81. She likes this man. Although he looks unruly and venomous, he is actually sexy and manly.
82. The humus that has been deposited for thousands of years is a primitive species that scientists do not dare to study.
83. If I tell you a joke about me, if you laugh, I will kill you.
84. If others can’t see your hypocrisy, would you stop being hypocritical?
85. The real hidden disease is insignificance, while the great hidden disease is hypocrisy.
86. Being handsome is useless. After spending money, can I use that face to swipe my card?
87. If you are so shameless and heartless, your weight should be very light, right?
88. There is no grass anywhere in the world, so why have unrequited love for a flower?
89. The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a birdman.
90. A love sprouts quietly in the time when a flower blooms.
91. Hypocrisy can never become true by virtue of its growth in power.
92. He is always calm before encountering someone; he is always unyielding before being tortured!
93. I finally know why there is famine in the world, because of your appearance.
94. Beauty can only be used to deceive men, while intelligence can be used to deceive the world.
95. As soon as you go out, thousands of birds will fly away, and thousands of people will disappear.
96. Are you Snow White? Is it Snow White after eating the poisoned apple?
97. Don’t tell others that you know me, that’s an insult!
98. There is no rehearsal in life, every day is a live broadcast; not only the ratings are low, but the salary is not high.
99. I love you, but I dare not say it. I am afraid that if I say it, I will die immediately.
100. There is a kind of girl in the world, every word she says makes you think a lot, and there is a kind girl, every word she says makes you think a lot.
101. You are so creative when you grow up, and you live so courageously.
102. If a hero can be above the law, then please destroy the Heroic Soul Monument.
103. Aphids eat green grass, rust eats iron, and hypocrisy eats the soul.
104. A hypocritical heart will not have strong legs.
105. The difference between humans and pigs is that pigs are always pigs, while humans are sometimes not humans!
106. Snoring loudly when going to bed, and often wears underwear inside out.
107. Your teeth are like the stars in the sky, bright in color and far apart.
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