In a word, classic and funny quotations, fight with me, and I will kill you.

1. You add eggs, vegetables and ham to instant noodles, and you ruin the life of instant noodles.

2. Leave the diamonds, and the bachelor can go.

3. It's a pity that you didn't accompany me until I got drunk.

4. Life is like singing. When it's high-key, it's high-key. If it's high-key, it's called out of tune.

5. The hero is standing, the bear is crawling, and my cat is hunched every day.

6. When money stood up and spoke, all truths were silent!

7. Half the people in the world don't understand what you are saying, and the other half don't want to listen at all.

8, temper should be used in principle, temper should be used on the blade.

9. Other people's happiness looks like nouveau riche.

1, days increase years, and people increase animals.

11. The abandoned part of life is also a universe.

12. Nothing is more sad than not giving up and not being dead set.

13. I have to endure two painful things every day. 1: I want to sleep every night, but I can't sleep! 2: I can't get up in the morning!

14. Being unhappy is against yourself, and winning or losing is your own suffering.

15. The future is not a dream, but insomnia.

16. Being stupid is a small realm, and being stupid is a big realm.

17. Other people's money and wealth are things outside my body.

18. Were you thrown up three times after you were born, but only caught twice?

19. If you have a long insole face, don't step on it.

2. A bitch is a bitch, and it can't be expensive in an economic crisis!

21. The most tiring thing in the world is to live in hypocrisy.

22. There is no pie in the sky at all. It may be bricks that fall.

23. I can't clean up you, so I have to clean up my mood.

24. It's really difficult to find a job. It's either a written test or being despised ...

25. The difference between stars and us is that they walk the red carpet while we walk the zebra crossing.

26. In fact, people often hate a constellation from hating a person.

27. Fight with me, and I will kill you.

28. The less money changes hands, the more words are re-exported.