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The father, surnamed Yuan, gave the child a name. The whole class escaped when mother shouted at the kindergarten.

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The birth of a baby is a very happy thing, but parents will be more worried when the newborn wants a name. This question is really too difficult! Sometimes, Bao Dad and Ma Bao go to great lengths, even rummaging through the Chinese dictionary all night, and can't think of any good names.

After all, the name is only two or three words, which is really a problem. Sometimes, it's good to think of a popular name for children, which is a hundred times stronger than a funny name anyway.

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Mr. Yuan's neighbors are all from high flyers. Her husband is a university history professor and her mother is a fashion designer.

Therefore, after the baby was born, the two thought it was not difficult to name it, and Dad readily accepted the task.

With a serious attitude and after careful consideration, Bao Da finally came up with a peerless name for his child with the help of a Chinese dictionary.

At first glance, this name is quite literary, and it seems to have a lot of connotation. Embarrassed, you will find something wrong after reading it.

But Baoda and Ma Bao didn't find any problems, and even thought the name was particularly good, so they registered their children.

When the child was 5 years old, Mr. and Mrs. Yuan chose a kindergarten near the community for the child. After school, they found the name really embarrassing.

On one occasion, Ma Bao came to pick up his son from work, and waited outside the door for a long time without seeing the child's voice, only to find that the child was fighting with others.

So Ma Bao shouted "Yuan Zisheng Day" outside the door, and other students were playing in the classroom. After hearing these three words, they scattered like birds and beasts.

Ma Bao was shocked. I don't know what stimulation these children have received. Why did everyone suddenly run out?

Only when I turned my head to think about it did I realize that it was my name that scared others. Isn't Yuan Zidan an "atomic bomb"? No wonder the children ran away after hearing this, thinking that there was a nuclear weapon coming!

Explain to Bao's father in distress situation. Unexpectedly, Bao Dad smiled and said: It's a boy anyway, and his name is quite imposing, but our children will definitely be teased by others in the future!

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Dad Bao's carelessness has made this child touch the unique name homophonic all his life. Fortunately, homophony is not the kind with bad meaning.

In short, parents should be careful when thinking of names for their babies, so as not to make fun of them in the future. So, what should I pay attention to when naming my baby?

1, can't be like an elder.

Respecting the elderly is our traditional culture. When parents name their children, they must avoid having the same name as their elders, or even using the same words.

It is suggested that novice parents discuss their names with their elders. They are experienced and can remind you that you won't have the same name as other old people.

2. Don't use uncommon words.

Nowadays, many young couples love to play more, and the baby's name has become a stage for them to compete for talents. Some parents think of names for their children just for fun.

Some parents deliberately find uncommon words to name their children in order to show their individuality. This name does have personality, but it also brings a lot of inconvenience. At present, ID cards are all entered by computer, and some rare words can't be found in the computer at all, so there may be trouble in the future.

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In short, naming is not difficult, and it is not easy to say it simply. If you really can't think of a good name, you can learn from China's ancient poems when you name it, and maybe there will be more good inspiration.

The names extracted from these literary masterpieces will be very scholarly, and maybe children will especially like reading in the future!