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Love Apartment 3 Quotations from Ceng Xiaoxian
2. Xiaoxian: Guan Guan is a hard-spoken but soft-hearted person. Guan Gu: Did you call Guan Guan?
3. Fairy: Read more books, read more newspapers, eat less snacks and sleep more.
4, Xiaoxian: This is also fucking ok.
5. Xiaoxian: Yes, I signed up for another training class. Teacher: That's a midwifery training class.
6. Fairy: Mine, hahahahahaha, is called Little King Kong with eyelashes.
8. Fairy: I really didn't know it on purpose. You can format me!
9. Fairy: Is the moon short-circuited?
10, Xiaoxian: Whenever I find the key to success, someone will change it!
Lisa, this is my roommate Guangu Ji Shen.
12, Xiaoxian: You two have no food to eat, right?
13, Xiaoxian: If an idiot can fly, then this is an airport.
14, Xiaoxian: Taking the tomb after death finally made up for the regret of not being able to buy a house before death.
15, Xiaoxian: As the saying goes, wine has nothing to do with food.
16, Xiaoxian: Just like Zi Qiao.
17, Xiaoxian: Do you know what is most irritating? This is not casting pearls before swine, this is a group of cows playing with coins for you!
18, Xiaoxian: This disgusting feeling will make all mankind, chrysanthemums tight and tigers tremble.
19, Xiaoxian: I have learned a new game now, which is called playing coins with cows.
20. Fairy: We can have dinner together at noon today.
2 1, Xiaoxian: Listeners, good people are me, and I am Ceng Xiaoxian.
22. Xiaoxian: As the saying goes, since Heaven has given talents, let them find jobs! Outdoor camping is a miracle.
23. Fairy: You see, a good man is him, and he is my father.
24. Fairy: You can't hang yourself on a tree, but try to die several times on several nearby trees.
25. Fairy: Chen Meijia! (Huzaman turns back) Xiaoxian: Yo yo little thing, it looks really chic.
26. Fairy: Welcome to your moon, my heart.
27. Xiaoxian: Yifei Xiao Fei Feifei
28. Xiaoxian: The bar doesn't sell wine, but sells salted fish.
29. Fairy: I am not a casual person. Yifei: You don't look like a casual human being.
30. Fairy: Lisa, you brush tea, no, Lisa, you drink teeth.
3 1, Xiaoxian: I stepped on a banana skin and fell down. I have to get up and keep pedaling. If I step on it, it won't slip.
32. Fairy: Oh, I see, you are putting Bibishuang in a coffin to save face.
33. Fairy: Fuck your grandmother's banana peel, this product is dead!
34. Xiaoxian: (looking at the new Princess Huanzhu) Do you think this guy looks like Zhang Wei or is it really Zhang Wei?
35. Fairy: It's all customized anyway. Why use Hu Yifei? Lin Chi-ling (so evil)
36. Xiaoxian: What are you talking about? You're not going to tell her a joke at this time, then you're really a joke.
37. Xiaoxian: She developed at the age of six! Ha ha ha, Tian Mu!
38. Fairy: If cakes can take shape naturally, why did humans invent ovens?
39. Xiaoxian: Believe me, drunk Ceng Xiaoxian is super handsome, and 24K is pure handsome.
40. Xiaoxian: Hey, Guan Gu, there are two pigeons in this picture and a dead sheep below. What do you mean?
4 1, Xiaoxian: If a college teacher molests a disabled person, you will become popular.
42. Xiaoxian: Are you sure? You said the day before yesterday it was the day after tomorrow. Guan Gu: I testified that she also said yesterday that it was the day after tomorrow.
43. Fairy: The worst thing is not the content, but that they don't realize how bad the content is.
44. Meijia: Come on, you are secretly protecting the woman you love! Fairy: (laughs) What a lie.
45. Xiaoxian: It's strange that such a high chassis can still play. Is this cat's leg longer than mine?
46. Fairy: My soul has been violated! Zi Qiao: Does it still hurt?
47. Fairy: Don't engage in porcelain without Jin Gangzuan, and don't wear short skirts without a golden hoop.
48. Xiaoxian: What pressure do you two young men and women with physical and mental disabilities have?
49. Xiaoxian: I want to eat my stomach when I pull it out.
50. Fairy: As for me, there is no sign of life except the ass print on the sofa.
5 1, Xiaoxian: Let's face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.
52. Fairy: What do you want, to marry a Filipino or his mother?
53. Fairy: With my help, Nolan got divorced. To thank me, she took special care of me. It's a little obscene, bah, too obscene.
54. Fairy: Life is a one-way trip. Even if there are some regrets, we have no chance to start again. Instead of dwelling on the past that cannot be changed, it is better to cherish the future with a smile, because there is no if in life.
55. Xiaoxian: What are your girls' health hobbies? They are surfing the Internet, shopping, surfing the Internet, shopping, watching TV, surfing the Internet and shopping.
Yifei: I came to enjoy the moon on the balcony. Fairy: Wow, what an exquisite reason (omitted here). Yifei: Then what are you doing here? Fairy: Enjoy the sunshine.
57. Xiaoxian: There are three kinds of people in this world, male, female and female doctor. Female doctors are fighters among human beings, wearing multiple auras.
58. Fairy: Why are all the good things yours? The bills are all mine. Fairy: I am not a casual person! Yifei: You don't look human!
59. Yifei: Have you thought it over? Why didn't she choose someone else and bring Ebie back? Fairy: It's sold out because of love madness.
60. Xiaoxian: In the past, advertisements were inserted in TV dramas. When the advertisement came out, all the audience went to the bathroom. It's a good thing to insert TV plays in advertisements now. As soon as the opening song came out, the whole audience went to the bathroom!
Ceng Xiaoxian's touching quotations.
1, Xiaoxian: You two young men and women with physical and mental disabilities are under great pressure.
2. Xiaoxian: My life has been broadcast live!
3, Xiaoxian: Wow, born hard, Yifei is charging the highest realm of infertility!
4. Fairy: You can't hang yourself on a tree, but try to die several times on several nearby trees.
5. Fairy: Do you know what is most irritating? This is not casting pearls before swine, this is a group of cows playing with coins for you!
6. Fairy: I allow you to walk around in my world, but you are not allowed to run around in my world.
7. Fairy: Lisa, you brush tea. No, Lisa, you drink teeth.
8. Fairy: Whenever I find the key to success, someone will change it!
9. Fairy: As for me, there is no evidence of life except the ass print on the sofa.
10, Hu Yifei: I am not a casual person. Fairy: You don't look like a casual human being.
1 1, Xiaoxian: It's all customized anyway. Why use Hu Yifei? Lin Chi-ling (so evil)
12, Xiaoxian: As the saying goes, since Heaven has given talents, let them find jobs! Outdoor camping is a miracle.
13, Xiaoxian: I am not a casual person. Yifei: You don't look like a casual human being.
14, Xiaoxian: Believe me, drunk Ceng Xiaoxian is super handsome, and 24K is pure handsome.
15, Xiaoxian: The bachelor's degree and master's degree are all destroyed, and the male doctor can only protect himself. To win a female doctor, well, it's up to a saint.
16, Xiaoxian: This disgusting feeling will make all mankind, chrysanthemums tight and tigers tremble.
17, Xiaoxian: Yes, I signed up for another training class. Teacher: That's a midwifery training class.
18, Xiaoxian: You two have no food to eat, right?
19, Xiaoxian: I have learned a new game now, which is called playing coins with cows.
20. Fairy: Are you sure? You said the day before yesterday it was the day after tomorrow. Guan Gu: I testified that she also said yesterday that it was the day after tomorrow.
2 1, Xiaoxian: mine, hahahahahaha, is called Little King Kong with eyelashes.
22, Xiaoxian: University teachers flirt with disabled people, you will be red.
23. Fairy: Lisa Rong lisa, I curse you for eating instant noodles without seasoning in your life!
24. Xiaoxian: (looking at the new Princess Huanzhu) Do you think this guy looks like Zhang Wei or is it really Zhang Wei?
25, Xiaoxian: Fuck your grandmother's banana skin, this product is dead!
26, Xiaoxian: As the saying goes, wine is full of desire and has nothing to do with eating.
27. Fairy: Listeners and friends, I'm the good guy and I'm Ceng Xiaoxian.
28. Fairy: I really didn't know it on purpose. You can format me!
29. Xiaoxian: Zhang Wei, my chicken wings should be abnormal and spicy!
30. Fairy: You see, a good man is him, and he is my father.
3 1, Xiaoxian: Listener friends, the good man is me and I am Xiaoxian.
32. Hu Yifei: As the saying goes, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so what is it in the eyes of the beauty? Fairy: Eye drops!
33. Fairy: Oh, I see, you are putting Bibishuang in a coffin to save face.
34. Xiaoxian: I can't see that you still know. What exactly do you do? Zhang Wei: engraving.
35. Fairy: The worst thing is not the content, but that they don't realize how bad the content is.
36. Fairy: If cakes can take shape naturally, why did humans invent ovens?
37. Xiaoxian: Calm down, not pretending. Grandson is faking it.
38. Fairy: Chen Meijia! (Huzaman turns back) Xiaoxian: Yo yo little thing, it's so chic.
39. Xiaoxian: Taking the tomb after death finally made up for the regret of not being able to buy a house before death.
40. Fairy: Let's face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.
4 1, Xiaoxian: Say what? You won't tell her a joke at this time, will you? Then you are really a joke.
42. Fairy: What do you want, to marry a Filipino or his mother?
43. Xiaoxian: She developed at the age of six! Ha ha ha, Tian Mu!
44. Fairy: If people with brain damage can fly, then this place is simply an airport.
45. Xiaoxian: This TM is ok, you are playing Altman!
46. Xiaoxian: Worse. You might as well use cucumbers instead of my microphone.
47. Fairy: Lisa, this is my roommate Ji Shen Guan Gu.
48. Meijia: Come on, you are secretly protecting the woman you love! Fairy: (laughs) What a lie.
49. Xiaoxian: Read more books, read more newspapers, eat less snacks and sleep more.
50. Fairy: My soul has been violated! Zi Qiao: Does it still hurt?
5 1, Xiaoxian: Guan Guan is a hard-spoken but soft-hearted person. Guan Gu: Did you call Guan Guan?
52. Fairy: Listen to other people's stories and keep your own tears.
53. Xiaoxian: It's strange that such a high chassis can still play. Is this cat's leg longer than mine?
54. Fairy: You mean, it is a mouse, but its name is Xiao Qiang?
55. Fairy: Don't engage in porcelain without Jin Gangzuan, and don't wear short skirts without golden hoops.
56. Xiaoxian: Hey Guan Gu, there are two pigeons in this picture and a dead sheep below. What do you mean?
57. Xiaoxian: If you step on a banana peel and fall, you must get up and keep stepping on it. If you step on it, it won't slip. .
58. Xiaoxian: Hello, everyone. Welcome to Little Fairy's Appointment. I am your new fairy and friend. Ah, can we do it again?
59. Xiaoxian: You see, an irreplaceable, impeccable and incomparable good man has made such a happy decision. Supporting the site is a very technical job.
60. Fairy: I thought I was a god. I could settle myself and help all beings. But in the end, there was nothing. I'm sorry I couldn't help you realize your wish. I'm not God. I'm lonely.
Quoted from Radio Ceng Xiaoxian.
1, Xiaoxian: Hey Guangu, there are two pigeons in this picture and a dead sheep below. What do you mean?
2. Xiaoxian: You two young men and women with physical and mental disabilities are under great pressure.
3. Fairy: The worst thing is not the content, but that they don't realize the content at all. How bad it is.
4. Fairy: Don't engage in porcelain without Jin Gangzuan, and don't wear short skirts without golden hoops.
5. Xiaoxian: Taking the tomb after death finally made up for the regret of not being able to buy a house before death.
6. Fairy: Are you sure? You said the day before yesterday it was the day after tomorrow. Guan Gu: I testified that she also said yesterday that it was the day after tomorrow.
7. Xiaoxian: She developed at the age of six! Ha ha ha, Tian Mu!
8. Xiaoxian: As the saying goes, wine has nothing to do with eating.
9. Fairy: Welcome to your moon, my heart.
10, Xiaoxian: University teachers flirt with disabled people, and you become popular.
1 1, Xiaoxian: even worse. You might as well use cucumbers instead of my microphone.
12, Xiaoxian: If cakes can be shaped naturally, why did humans invent ovens?
13, Xiaoxian: Let's face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.
14, Xiaoxian: What do you want, to marry a Filipino or his mother?
15, Xiaoxian: This is fucking ok.
16, Xiaoxian: As the saying goes, since Heaven has given talents, let them find jobs! Outdoor camping is a miracle.
17, Xiaoxian: Yifei ~ ~ Xiaofei ~ ~ Feifei.
18, Xiaoxian: This disgusting feeling will make all mankind, chrysanthemums tight and tigers tremble.
19, Xiaoxian: Saving cats is a priority, and love is boundless.
20. Fairy: Is the moon short-circuited?
2 1, Xiaoxian: You see, a good man is him, and he is my father.
22. Fairy: We can have dinner together at noon today.
23. Xiaoxian: (looking at the new Princess Huanzhu) Do you think this guy looks like Zhang Wei or Zhang?
24. Xiaoxian: Guan Guan is a hard-spoken but soft-hearted person. Guan Gu: Did you call Guan Guan?
25. Fairy: Just like Zi Qiao's hair.
26. Fairy: Lisa, this is my roommate Ji Shen Guan Gu.
27. Xiaoxian: What are you talking about? You won't tell her a joke at this time, so you are really a joke.
28. Fairy: You can't hang yourself on a tree, but try to die several times on several nearby trees.
29. Xiaoxian: Yes, I signed up for another training class. Teacher: That's a midwifery training class.
30. Fairy: As for me, there is no sign of life except the ass print on the sofa.
3 1, Xiaoxian: Why are all the good things yours and the bills mine?
32. Fairy: Oh, I see, you are putting Bibishuang in a coffin to save face.
33. Fairy: Fuck your grandmother's banana peel, this product is dead!
34. Fairy: Mine, hahahahahaha, is called Little King Kong with eyelashes.
35. Fairy: Read more books, read more newspapers, eat less snacks and sleep more.
36. Fairy: Whenever I find the key to success, someone will change it!
37. Fairy: It's all customized anyway. Why use Hu Yifei? Lin Chi-ling ~ ~ ((good and evil-evil)))
38. Xiaoxian: If you step on a banana peel and fall, you must get up and keep stepping on it. If you step on it, it won't slip.
39. Fairy: I am not a casual person! Yifei: You don't look human!
40. Fairy: Listeners and friends, I'm the good guy and I'm Ceng Xiaoxian. (signboard advertising language).
4 1, Xiaoxian: Do you know what is most irritating? This is not casting pearls before swine, this is a group of cows playing with coins for you!
42. Xiaoxian: Chen Meijia 1 (Hu Zhanan turns back) Xiaoxian: Yo yo. Little thing, it looks really chic.
43. Xiaoxian: Believe me, drunk Ceng Xiaoxian is super handsome, and 24K is pure handsome.
44. Xiaoxian: It's strange that such a high chassis can still play. Is this cat's leg longer than mine?
45. Xiaoxian: The bar doesn't sell wine, but salted fish.
46. Fairy: Are you two full and have no food to cook?
47. Fairy: Lisa, you brush tea, no, Lisa, you drink teeth.
48. Fairy: My soul has been violated! Zi Qiao: Does it still hurt? Fairy: If idiots can fly, then this place is simply an airport.
49. Xiaoxian: There are three kinds of people in this world, male, female and female doctor. Female doctors are fighters among human beings, wearing multiple auras.
50. Xiaoxian: What are your girls' health hobbies? They are surfing the Internet, shopping, surfing the Internet, shopping, watching TV, surfing the Internet and shopping.
5 1, Xiaoxian: I thought I was God, I could settle myself and be kind to all beings. But in the end, there was nothing. I'm sorry I couldn't help you realize your wish. I'm not God. I'm lonely.
52. Fairy: Life is a one-way trip. Even if there are some regrets, we have no chance to start again. Instead of dwelling on the past that cannot be changed, it is better to cherish the future with a smile, because there is no if in life.
53. Xiaoxian: There is a saying that there is no real singing at the party, no truth in the interview and no beauty in the radio station. These are the three unchanging laws of the media!
54. Xiaoxian: You see, an irreplaceable, impeccable and incomparable good man made such a happy decision to support such a technical job.
55. Xiaoxian: A perfect man should show grace and self-cultivation everywhere. Everything from the other side's point of view, inadvertently show your understanding and concern.
56. Fairy: With my help, Nolan got divorced. To thank me, she took special care of me. It's a little obscene, bah, too obscene.
57. Fairy: I have learned a new game now, which is called playing coins with cows. Huang Baoqiang: Calm down, calm down. Fairy: How can I be calm when you ride me? Huang Baoqiang: I forgot to tell you that I practiced in Shaolin Temple. Fairy: (getting up) You won, and your whole family won!
58. Xiaoxian: What would happen if Hu Yifei and Aoi sora cloned together? I feel invincible, my figure and beauty coexist, but I don't know why it is Cang Jin. ) and so on, can be customized, what Hu Yifei, Lin Chi-ling.
59. Xiaoxian: As we all know, Comrade Hu Yifei is a wonderful flower in the apartment. With her unique personality charm, she has monopolized many records of the apartment for many years, including: the most unreasonable. I like to meddle. The highest education. Loudest sound. It is also the best.
60. Xiaoxian: Why do 90-year-old ladies come back to life, why do hundreds of sows scream in the middle of the night, why do girls' dormitories often get stolen, and why do instant noodles in supermarkets encounter black hands? Behind all this, is it the distortion of human nature or the decline of morality? Please pay attention to tomorrow. Xiaoxian has something to say. A good man is me, and I am Ceng Xiaoxian.
Love apartment 3 quotations
1, a tough life needs no explanation!
I will definitely be cut into potato chips.
3, Youyou: Please, such an old film, you archaeology!
4. There is no rehearsal in real life, it is live broadcast.
The price of pigs has gone up these days, why can't you go up?
6. If it's just an excuse to avoid differences.
7. Mom, you also know tennis.
8, the left eye jumps, the peach blossoms open, the right eye jumps, and the chrysanthemums open.
Of course, I especially like Deng Yaping.
10, I know, made in China!
1 1. Who is Hu Yidao?
What is your seat? I am made of meat.
13, Zhang Wei: Now the raw rice has been cooked into porridge!
Zi Qiao: Are you still smart? You are a personal name!
15, well said, said a lot, I don't quite understand.
16, I'm Brother Zeng. I told you I believed me.
Yumo: I'm allergic to time!
18, officials don't make decisions for the people, so it is better to go home and sell sweet potatoes.
19, amputation is a childless operation.
20. God, I can't clean myself by jumping into the sea in Japan.
2 1, I am not a celebrity, I am a personal flow!
22. When I become an emperor, I will make you a prince.
23. There are worms in vegetables and iron wires in vermicelli.
24. Your head and ass are upside down again.
25. Now the raw rice has been cooked into porridge.
26. Since ancient times, no one has died, and those who die early and die late have to die.
27, death is not terrible, terrible is waiting for death.
28. Zi Qiao: I am willing to repay everything with my feelings, including my body!
29, delivery: the same is the end of the world, why rush to fry!
30. You are more like Donnie Yen than Jet Li!
3 1, two heads are better than one, Zhuge Liang stinks.
32. I wanted to win glory for boys, but now I'm really naked.
33. I will spray you to death with a bite of salt and soda.
Ceng Xiaoxian: I'm the good guy. I'm Ceng Xiaoxian.
35. You are a well!
36. What's the difference between you and direct reincarnation?
37. Xiaoxian: I want to eat my stomach when I pull it out.
38. Help me cut the carrot into diced meat.
39. Here is a domestic film, Peach Blossom Man vs Chrysanthemum Monster.
40. You can escape the monk, but you can't escape the abbot.
4 1, I can die in a dozen different ways.
42. I smell adultery.
43. I am not only calm now, but also my eggs hurt!
44. Where there is identity, there is identity card.
What she wants to cook is not a dish, but a wife.
46. Yes, that's right, that's me, as you can see!
47. Zhang Wei: I never eat chewing gum. I can't swallow it.
48. Yifei: If you want to live a good life, you must bring some green!
49. Youyou: Quarrel is a bad behavior. Just fight!
50. Guangu: If Conan were alive, he would be angry with Richard Moore!
5 1, we are two young people standing on the street, about to fly their ideals.
52. It's always bad to quarrel. Why don't you call?
Bet me, it's not what you want, it's what I have.
54. Don't say that the world has abandoned you, and the world has no time to talk to you.
Spitting is used to count money, not to reason.
56. The feelings of the Year of the Monkey, the Year of the Horse and the Month in junior high school have long been a mere formality. .
Opportunities have fallen on me. But I avoided them all.
58. I agree. I have the final say. If there is any objection, she has the final decision.
59. Yifei: As the saying goes, Rome wasn't built in a day, except in the microwave oven!
60. Fairy: I really didn't know it on purpose. You can format me!
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