Who can't leave a good joke for five minutes a year?

At a talk show conference, talk show veteran ROCK suggested that he really didn't want to have a good joke with those newcomers for five minutes a year, and at the same time, he didn't forget to make fun of them, that is, he forgot to tell Steven about it.

I used to hear people say that the core of comedy is tragedy. Although I agree, it seems that my experience is always not so profound. In fact, when you think about it, we are all at such moments in life, which sounds really similar. Even when listening to others, we will nod our heads frequently, and three words will pop up in our hearts, "reasonable."

However, it seems to be another matter to really write these things down and apply them to daily work and life. Many times, we are always in a state of division. On the one hand, it is. On the other hand, continue to go its own way and continue to think and act according to the past practices. It seems that the person patting the thigh has nothing to do with himself. It seems that the only thing that can surprise you and wake you up can only play a role, just patting your thighs and exercising your cervical spine.

On my way to work the day before yesterday morning, I left myself a good joke.

I met a colleague in the restaurant this morning. The other party was surprised and asked me, why is it so late today? According to your normal routine, you should have arrived at work by this time.

I not only gave a wry smile, but also had plenty of time reserved. As a result, I met a little accident on the road, which made me relaxed and almost broke a good habit that I have been trying to cultivate during this time.

It's been about two months. I remind myself on the flying book schedule every day that I must chew slowly and ensure that I eat at least 10 minutes for every meal. Many people may not understand this agenda reminder, and some may feel puzzled, so this matter will not be handled as a major event.

You know, it is really very difficult for a person to change one of his habits. Just eating, it seems completely under his control, and there is no resistance at all. I have worked hard for more than two months, but I still haven't developed the good habit of chewing slowly. As long as the brain slips a little, the meal time will return to the past state.

Then, the reason why I was almost late is actually very simple now, which is directly related to my habits.

First, it broke the daily walking habit.

Under normal circumstances, I seldom take the escalator of the subway station. I'm sure the escalator is not designed for one of us. You will find that every time you need it, it always passes us by, or simply does the opposite with us.

In the morning, an inch of time is worth an inch of gold. Instead of waiting, it is better not to delay taking the stairs. Of course, the premise is that the stairs are not long and the advantages of straight stairs are obvious.

I was lucky the day before yesterday. When I entered the subway station, I happened to see the escalator door closing slowly. I rushed over at once. At the moment the door was about to close, I had to reopen it. In the elevator, the crowd was either numb or a little reluctant to rush in.

The second is to adhere to the habit of conformity every day.

The moment the escalator opened, people who were anxious to go to work rushed out at once. Fortunately, there happened to be an open subway next to it, anxiously waiting for the passengers' good luck.

Seeing such good luck, the crowd seems to have obviously brought a little excitement and added a little happiness. This feeling of being picked up by a special car is really different. I also rushed into the subway with the crowd.

There is a life experience. It is almost impossible to find a suitable entrance and exit when you first arrive at such a super complex station as Beijing West Railway Station. Complex design is not recognized by ordinary people at all.

However, people who follow the largest number of people can often get out and into the station smoothly. I even taught this experience to my parents, and this experience often works.

Of course, there's one thing I overlooked. Because these experiences are not always valid, they are experiences rather than theories.

This time, experience brought me into the ditch.

The third is to uphold the habit of obeying nature.

In fact, the subway car that day was very different from the past.

Usually when you get on the subway, there are often many people waiting in line there. Although the subway in the Imperial Capital has been optimized many times, even now there is a car in 3 minutes during the rush hour, but the huge crowd can always fill the optimized space quickly. It seems understandable that I didn't feel the scene of queuing because the car door was open that day.

Usually, people are often crowded in the carriage. The ancients invented rubbing shoulders to describe a large group of people, but in the subway, they often experienced not only shoulder to shoulder, foot to foot, but body to body. Sometimes I have to sigh, who would have thought that most of the fashionable urban white-collar workers I usually see in air-conditioned rooms need to endure the humiliation of men and women sitting together on the subway.

The carriage that day was very different from the past. Not only are there not so many people in the carriage, but there are even many empty seats. A sudden sense of surprise and a sudden sense of happiness instantly defeated their own reason. That's good.

Although there was a flash of doubt in my mind, why are there so many empty seats today? On second thought, there may be some special circumstances. The Imperial Capital must have various restrictions and special activities every day. It is no accident to meet such an empty carriage.

In fact, when I was in college that year, I met a similar situation on the train. Suddenly at a stop, the whole carriage next to me was empty. Later, we students without seats tried to get into the carriage, sit down, and then simply lie down again. Later, I learned that when the prisoner got off at the station, he didn't make up the ticket for the tourists in time, which made it cheaper for our student party to buy the station ticket, but enjoyed the hard berth.

When I took the subway, I suddenly thought of the experience of taking the train. I have to say that sometimes this magical object of the brain always produces some ideas and concepts that we can't control at all.

In fact, now that I think about it, I deliberately ignored those details, explained that the carriage was so empty with a very good reason, and then enjoyed the comfortable space with peace of mind, or my body obeyed the nature of my brain.

As the saying goes, sitting is better than standing, lying is better than sitting. Although I usually deliberately use an alarm clock to remind myself to stand up and take a walk regularly to exercise, it is easy to be captured by nature when I suddenly encounter such a good thing on the subway.

The fourth is to adhere to the habit of using mobile phones to control.

I remember Li Xiaolai once said that although almost everyone has a mobile phone now, there are fewer and fewer cases of losing it, which is very inconsistent with common sense. You know, mainstream mobile phones cost thousands of dollars, and the price is completely the same as that of laptops, which makes those three hands lose interest and confused.

Later, Li Xiaolai put forward a view that the mobile phone has become an organ of the human body, and people can't live without it for almost a quarter of an hour. It is rare to hear that someone has lost his hand or ear, because it is always needed and can be found immediately after it is lost.

After sitting down, I immediately took out my mobile phone and began to be attracted by the contents inside. I haven't invested much experience in these obvious changes in the outside world.

Until the second subway station, a slightly unfamiliar station name floated into my ears, which made me a little confused. There seems to be something wrong with this station. I looked up and looked at the traffic map carefully, only to find that I was sitting backwards. On the eve of closing the door, my brain reacted quickly, jumped out of the car and quickly got on the opposite bus.

In short, I broke one habit and stuck to three habits, thus wasting more than ten minutes, failing to catch the express train that should have arrived easily, and then wasting 10 minutes. In other words, it was delayed for 20 minutes.

The delayed 20 minutes are very precious prime time for office workers who are already very nervous in the morning. For those talented talk show actors, I believe this experience is very good material.

No one meets a few hip-pulling incidents in a year, so it is indeed possible for everyone to save five minutes of jokes, but in the face of these lame things, only by changing the perspective, writing them down and saying them in the form of laughter can we really save five minutes of jokes.

Therefore, I can often save all kinds of jokes. I believe this person must be full of good intentions, different understandings and different attitudes towards life.