Jokes about water pollution

1. Folk jokes about water pollution

Washing rice and washing vegetables in the 1950s,

The water quality was not bad in the 1960s,

In the 1970s They are also cute,

In the 1980s, fish and shrimp were the most popular,

In the 1990s, toilet seats were not washed.

2. New uses for pollution

Lao Hei is the new director of a rural enterprise. This factory is an ink factory. After three years of hard work, he did not fart. Anyone who works in the ink factory wears work clothes without pockets. He said that the thing was just a decoration and was of no use. The money he earned in a month was handed over to the mother-in-law in full before it was even warm in the palm of his hand. Lao Hei is really capable. Within three months of taking office, he has achieved revenue and gained publicity. His brother and sister hummed marching songs to and from work, and Lao Hei became a celebrity in the town.

As a result, many people came to seek scriptures. Da Laohei is very humble, he doesn't talk about achievements, he only talks about good form, and only talks about difficulties, with a profound look. Tabloid reporters are all patient, obsessive, observant, poking around, and making trouble, which is such a weird thing. Next door to the ink factory is a paper factory, which is a major polluter. The effluent is bottled on the spot without adding dye, and can be used to write capital letters for primary school students. It is still black, economical and affordable, and does not lose its status. How can a seller who doesn’t want to make a profit and only make a profit without making a big profit? The country people really fell for Da Lao Hei's destructive trick. Why didn't others think of it? Within a few days, another ink factory opened in the town, and the director of the new factory was a tabloid reporter

3. Who pollutes will be treated