Joke: few words. . A large number, hilarious.

1. In May, the sun was shining and catkins were flying, and there were more people picking their noses in the street.

2. Cut the wire with a kitchen knife, sparking all the way.

3. I can only know two things in my life: (1) this can't; (2) That won't happen either.

4. Money is money if spent, paper if not spent, and paper money if burned ~ ~

5. Brother, the meat of the second brother is more valuable than the meat of the master! !

6. Make an idiot tip: the alarm number is always 1 10! Don't add the area code in front!

7. A seven-year-old boy is the most terrible creature on earth. They are curious, active, destructive and have the law on the protection of minors.

8. There will be a road in the end, even if the car is dismantled and the wheels are sold.

9. People always make mistakes, otherwise the right road will be crowded.

10. Drink only pure water when drinking water and pure milk when drinking milk, so it's very simple. ...

1 1. The early bird catches the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird!

12. The iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and the wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

13. Life can't be like cooking, and all the ingredients are ready before cooking.

15. Angels can fly because they look down on themselves. ...

16. Move like a rabbit and be like a dead pig.

17. I can resist everything except temptation.

18. When I eat meat, sometimes you chew bones.

19. If you often don't eat on time, you should take medicine on time.

20. Why does pangolin keep digging? Because I'm looking for Kawasaki.

2 1. is gold, which will always be spent; This is a mirror. It always reflects light. ...

22. If I don't go to hell, whoever loves me will go to hell.

23. "Love" is a very strong word. The upper part of it is taken from Metamorphosis, and the lower part is taken from Metamorphosis.

When I woke up, it was already dark.

25. How to lose weight if you don't have enough to eat?

26. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix kindergartens!

27. Lie down where you fell.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman who tortures him.

29. There is no beauty in the world. It becomes beautiful when you watch more. More than 30 years have passed, and I have stopped vomiting when I look in the mirror in the morning. The key to aesthetics lies in persistence!

30. One world, one dream; If you want to touch a tube, it's just a tube.

3 1. A girl came from a distance.

32. Drugs have been removed before delivery.