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1. lose weight, fat people never start, and thin people never give up.

2. I am a person who is good at reflecting on myself. For example, after I slapped you on the backhand, I would wonder if I hit you lightly.

3. While waiting for oral surgery in the hospital, the nurse came and asked the doctor, "Is the anesthetic in the mouth or outside the mouth?" The doctor said, "Don't run away from your leg for the time being!" " "

I saw a beggar in the street, and I asked him, "You have hands and feet, why are you begging?" "Although I have hands and feet, I have no money."

I gradually understand a truth, can eat really delicious, often those humble small restaurants. I can't afford to stay in hotels with gorgeous decoration, exquisite cooking and thoughtful service.

6. The ideal love is like this: the old vine is faint, there are fish and shrimp for dinner, the mobile phone is heated, and the sun is setting. You are ugly, it's okay, I'm blind!

7. Life is so sad. The photo album is full of screenshots, the SMS is full of verification codes, the WeChat is full of subscription numbers, and the phone is full of harassment and customer service.

8. Some people make masks that look much better than real people.

9. After quarreling with my girlfriend for more than an hour, I finally won my freedom and became a monophonic dog.

10. Girls don't take pictures when eating, basically they don't recognize the appearance of this dish.

1 1. If life deceives you, don't worry, take out your beauty camera and cheat life.

12. The same word has different meanings for different people. For example, the rich dink is called dink, and the poor dink is called childless.

13. Look at your five senses, each with its own characteristics, and no one will obey anyone.

14. Recently, a girlfriend asked me how to keep in such good shape. I said running, of course, and my best friend asked me in confusion, how did you persist? I smiled and borrowed money.

15. Only women and heroes are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find.

16. You can't afford a beautiful skin, but an interesting soul despises you.

17. Opportunities are always reserved for those who are prepared, so I always take my hukou book with me when I go out. What if someone suddenly jumps out and wants to marry me?

18. In fairy tales, the prince and princess finally lived a happy life. The main reasons: one is beautiful and the other is rich.

19. My mother saw some white hairs on my head and touched them lovingly. She said that playing with mobile phones is very brain-consuming. For such a young man, this is white hair.

20. People often say that you should be happy if you earn more and earn less. I believe this sentence, but how can I be happy if I earn less?

2 1. Why do Japanese always say "I'm going to start" before eating? God replied: Let rice be mentally prepared.

22. I like lying down at work, like lying down at work, like squinting at meetings, blindfolded when I am blamed, and flying at the moment I get off work.

23. The dream of youth determines the future. Sleep more while you are young.

24. It's getting cold. Remember to put on more clothes, especially now is the season change, or you will catch a cold and blow your head off.

25. Which expert can help me figure out when I can have a lot of money? God replied: when your family went to your grave.

I went to work overtime with my leader yesterday, and I asked him for overtime pay on my way back. She didn't speak! After a while, when waiting for the red light, she put down the window, pointed to the beggar outside and said, have you seen him? I don't understand: yeah, it's pathetic! The leader said meaningfully: Yes, unfortunately, there is no overtime pay for coming out so late!

27. Bring it on if you dare. There is grassland in my home!