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Have you ever had any embarrassing things with the opposite sex at work?

Yes, let me talk about the embarrassing thing I experienced at work with a female colleague in my first year of graduation. After I graduated from Kloc-0/4, I went to work in a company of my aunt. Her company designed these display cabinets for mobile phones, jewelry and cosmetics, and my major is design. My aunt greeted her boss and I went to work. After the past, I found that the people there are not bad. Most of them are post-80s. Only me and two post-90s girls made the same 3D design as me. The male colleague is a printer. It is worth mentioning that this girl looks nothing like a girl. If she has no breasts, you will think of her as a boy at first sight. Personality is not low, slightly fat. His hair may be shorter than many boys, his eyes are small and his face is a little pointed. The style of doing things is exactly the same as that of boys, and they dare to drink beer and white wine. This was discovered slowly later. But soon we got to know each other.

After three months, the manager saw that I was more skilled, so he asked us to go to a nearby county on business and just sent me and her there. Because we want to get the customer's site, after measurement and planning, design the appropriate showcase according to the size of the site. So we went to the company with our ruler and work notebook in the morning. In the past, it was only noon. After lunch, we contacted the client, and then he took us to the meeting. It's a mobile communication shop, with an exhibition hall outside and a small room inside where mobile phones can be repaired. After measuring the outside, the inside is not big. I say you measure the inside, and I'll tell the shopkeeper about the plan. She went, and after a while, after measuring, she came out, red and embarrassed, and covered her ass with our work notebook. I said what happened to you, but she didn't say anything. I thought she was playing. The shopkeeper and I are standing outside this hall, and the road is outside. Then she turned her back on us and went out, which made me wonder. Aren't you afraid of tripping over the stairs outside? Outside, she sat on the stairs in the east of this store and sent QQ to ask me out. I won't understand until I get out. It turns out that I missed my period.

I was embarrassed, too. I really want to find a hole to get into, but as you can see, there is obvious blood on one side of her work notebook. I didn't say anything, and then she said, can you do me a favor? I didn't know until she finished. She asked me to buy clothes. She had to tie it around her waist to cover her ass. God, the first time I was asked to buy girls' clothes, I had to buy them cheaply. What a scandal! Because it is summer, and they are all short-sleeved. She told me the size, and I looked for it in this street. Most of this street sells mobile phones, but few people sell clothes. After a walk, I saw the clothes of several middle-aged and elderly people. I walked forward and found a children's clothing store. I think I'd better buy a children's dress. Very cheap. After a long time, so many passers-by will definitely laugh at her. So I asked for the biggest women's and children's coat in that store. Less than 100 yuan, Mickey mouse pattern on the back. I showed it to her, and she gave me a dirty look and complained that I bought children's clothes. But at least it can be hidden so that people can't see it directly. After tying her up, she won't be ugly. She tore a few pages of her work notebook, threw it away, put it in my plastic bag full of water, and hurried back without eating lunch. It's embarrassing to see a woman with menstrual leakage for the first time.

One year, I was with a beautiful married female colleague, like 24, who went to Shenzhen on business and played while doing business. When drinking at the seaside at night, I talk too much when I drink too much, and I can't remember what I talked about. My female colleague was crying in tears, and her drunken words were vague. I helped her to the hotel room, took off her underwear and wiped her whole body with a hot towel. I don't know what she was thinking at that time, but I was always embarrassed and turned to put a towel to kiss me. .

I pushed her away and went back to my room. . . I didn't have a girlfriend at that time. I wanted to give it to my girlfriend for the first time and decisively refused.

The thief was embarrassed to meet the next day. . . . Then for half a year, I said nothing but work. . . Then she got pregnant and left there. .

Do you have to ask me if I regret it? I won't tell you if you ask me!

To talk about the embarrassment of colleagues of the opposite sex at work, there is really one thing that I feel extremely humiliated and embarrassed when I think about it now, and my colleagues still talk about it.

This happened when trees were planted in spring. A female colleague actually took off my pants in front of all the male and female employees in the unit. It is an embarrassing thing for anyone to encounter such a thing.

As a state organ, we plant trees once every spring, which is stipulated by the state. Organs and institutions must take part in voluntary labor. That spring (I can't remember the exact year), the workers were very happy when they received the notice of planting trees from their superiors. After being locked in the office for so long, they can finally put aside the endless office work and go out for activities. Although some people have gone on holiday, they are not as happy as the whole unit. In fact, the task of planting trees is not great. Comrades can go out to relax, exercise their muscles, enjoy the spring scenery of nature and enjoy some benefits of the unit. Can you be unhappy? The unit plants trees for dinner every day, and also brings game. Now there are eight rules against eating.

That morning, two steamed buns pulled nearly 30 people from the whole unit and set out for the place where trees were planted. A dozen men and a dozen women, all middle-aged, only I am younger, almost all women are aunts, and half of them are younger. The place where trees are planted is halfway up the mountain. After getting off the bus, the comrades took tools to enjoy the mountain view and walked up. Behind me is a beautiful young female colleague. I share an office with her, and we usually walk closer. Talking and laughing, colleagues came to a relatively high ridge. Just walked into the middle of the field, I heard a female colleague ask me to pull her. Before I came, my female colleague grabbed my pants as soon as I turned around. When I walked forward, my pants and underwear were pulled down by her, and my whole ass and half a leg were exposed. I didn't wear a belt that day to grow my sweatpants. At this time, my colleagues stopped watching the scenery and paid attention to our performance. The scene can be described as cheering. At this time, there is a crack that I really want to get into.

Even in the process of planting trees, some colleagues exchanged words with me, which simply became the topic of planting trees for fun that day. This female colleague blushes all day and doesn't talk to others. In particular, several aunts usually look good in the office. At this time, under the instigation of several male colleagues, one by one became a crazy bitch, daring to say anything and do anything, eager to take off my pants again, so I would stay away from them as soon as I saw something was wrong, because these aunts had nothing to do.

Finally, I spent a whole day in fear, and I didn't dare to plant trees when I asked the leaders for leave the next day, for fear that these aunts would do something deviant.

Meet a female leader in the toilet

Speaking of this, it's really embarrassing. I can't escape it. I actually met him in the toilet.

Not long after I started work, the unit had a meeting. The leader who presided over the meeting wanted to use the whiteboard pen to guide the country and stimulate the writing, but there were many traces on the whiteboard pen, which looked unclean. I took a look and quickly took a towel to wet and clean it. Time was tight, so I couldn't delay the leadership time, so I ran to the nearest ladies' room.