Sexy little joke

When many couples are in love, they will tell some love stories to make the other half happy. What are the specific love stories? Although sometimes the routine is very corny, it will be very useful, so the process is not important. The important thing is that she is happy and has a little love story.

Lovely little love story 1 1 "Didn't you say you wouldn't touch me tonight?"

"I'm not a bumper car, why should I touch you? Just touch you. "

2. "Do you smell burning?"

"No, what's the burning smell?"

"It is my heart that loves you that is burning."

3. "Don't send me a WeChat if you have nothing to do at night. I want to study."

"Otherwise, I will be distracted by thinking about you."

4. "Why do you always talk to me? Do you like me? "

"No. Well, I'm trying. "

5. "The world is a giant doll machine, and I am standing at the window."

"I just want you"

6. "I find that you are not suitable for dating."

"Suitable for marriage"

7. "The way you eat is really cute."

"Have you practiced?"

8. "Why are you so vulgar and always taking selfies?"

"I watched it several times."

"My hands are sore."

9. "The most beautiful morning I have ever seen is five o'clock in the morning, and the sun shines on your sleeping face."

10, "I think you are too narcissistic. To be honest, you will grow up like this. "

"The beauty pageant won the top three at most"

1 1, "Do you have a boyfriend?"

"If not, do you want one? If so, do you want to change it? If not, would you mind another one? "

I think we should go swimming.

Why ... I won't go in the cold.

Idiot, we are in love.

13,'' Don't you think we are very similar? ''

Like what?

"husband and wife"

14, "I find that your appearance always smells."

"What's that smell?"'

"the taste of happiness"

15, "I don't want to be an episode in your life"

"Want to be the theme song of your life"

Love story of tantalizing little paragraph 2 1, "I'm going to travel." "Where to?" "In your heart."

2. "I think I am selfish." "Where is selfish?" "I only like you and don't give others a chance."

I have super powers and like you very much.

I found that you are a liar, because I look much better than the photos.

5. Is your blood type square? Why else are you so handsome?

6. Why do you always talk to me? Do you like me? If not, I'll think of something.

7. The world is a giant doll machine. I just stand by the window and miss you.

8. I find that you are not suitable for dating, but for getting married.

9. The way you eat is really cute. Have you practiced?

10 Why are you so vulgar? You always take selfies, and it hurts my hands to watch them several times.

1 1. I think you are too narcissistic. To tell the truth, you have grown up like this, and at most you won the top three in the beauty contest.

12, I want to sublimate our pure revolutionary feelings.

13, people love you just want to sleep with you, I am different, sofa, kitchen, can be.

14, do you want me to apologize or let me confess?

15, I dreamed of you last night. I don't know whether you miss me or I miss you.

I don't need to eat sugar during the Spring Festival, because you are too sweet.

Second, time is gentle, you still have to understand. Life is lovely, I want you to spoil it.

3. The Milky Way is hot, you are the ideal of the world, you are the light of the world when the night is cold, and you are the way home after ups and downs.

Four, my three views are not correct, very crooked, all biased towards you.

I will give you a love letter, a love story, for a lifetime.

6. If I were the sky, you would be the mountain, starting with you and ending with you. Day and night, generation after generation.

7. No matter how beautiful the scenery along the way is, it can't compare with your wilderness. The seasons change, and only you can't live up to it.

Eight, the moon failed, intentionally, I want to stay on earth and continue to like you!

Nine, sunflower has a good flower language: there is no one else in sight, you are everywhere.

Ten, there is always a place, a person, let your heart, nostalgia. There is always someone who says sorry, which makes you feel sad and unforgettable. I can't think of any reason to keep me alive except loving you.

The world is singing peaches, and only when you see them will you know that they shine.

12. I met a wonderful person when I was young, and I don't want to live forever.

13. Qian Zhongshu once wrote a beautiful sentence to Jiang Yang: "In Me Before You, I never thought about getting married. When I met you, I never thought about marrying someone else. "

Fourteen, "I like a boy, please help me chase him." "Well, who?" "The tenth word of the first sentence."

15. If you belong to me, you only belong to me. I don't like sharing