Penglai joke

Jing Tian: Alas! I'm homeless ... I have to stay here for one night. I don't know where Xue Jian will sleep tonight. ...

Jing Tian: Have a good sleep first ~ ~

Jing Tian: You scared me! So it's you ...

Jing Tian: It seems that you are the only one with me now ... Alas. ...

Jing Tian: What's the matter?

Jing Tian: What's the matter? !

Solanum nigrum: Brother! I'll be with you forever. ...

Jing Tian: Huh? ! Who are you? Who is your brother?

Solanum nigrum: Brother ... I'm Solanum nigrum, your sister Xiao Kui! You, you don't remember me?

Jing Tian: You, you are a sword fairy! ? No, it's the sword fairy, right? I knew this sword was strange. ...

Solanum nigrum: You can call me anything ... In short, we will never be apart again!

Jing Tian: You, you don't want to come here!

Solanum nigrum: Why? Do you hate me?

Jing Tian: What do you make others look like by dressing like this?

Solanum nigrum: My clothes ... Ah! It's all burned.

Jing Tian: You ... You wait here and don't go away. I'll find you a dress.

Solanum nigrum: OK! I want my favorite "fairy skirt with wide sleeves", ok?

Light, sleeve, willow, slim, skirt ~ ~ huh? ! Do you really want that kind of ancient palace treasure that will not rot for thousands of years? It is impossible to meet it!

Solanum nigrum: Ah ... why not? Why? elder brother

Jing Tian: That's a fortune!

Solanum nigrum: Treasure? You said that all the clothes I usually wear are treasures? Brother! You've always been like this, which makes me laugh the most. ...

Jing Tian: Damn it! What! The treasure is that I can't find it at all Do you understand or not?

Jing Tian: That's valuable!

Solanum nigrum: valuable? Why can't it be valuable?

Jing Tian: What else could it be? ! I am a poor boy, where can I get this kind of thing? Even at home today, I may not get it!

Solanum nigrum: Today's sacred home ... isn't that you?

Jing Tian: Wow ~ ~ Damn it! What and what!

Jing Tian: I don't have any!

Nightshade: No? Why? Did you lose it?

Jing Tian: What have you lost? Nothing, never! Alas! I am very angry with you!

Solanum nigrum: .........

Jing Tian: OK, OK! Come on, I'll think of something! ..... what a ghost! ...

Solanum nigrum: Forget it. I'm not giving you a hard time. I think it's good to be naked now. It's pretty cool.

Jing Tian: ... (Why do you call me brother one minute and boy the next? )

Solanum nigrum: hee hee ~

Jing Tian: OK, OK! Then I'll find a dress and make do with it, okay? Why don't you wear mine first

Solanum nigrum: What? ! Do you wear such rags? ! I don't want such cheap things. Besides, if you take off your clothes and I look like this, others don't know what to say when they see it. I don't care anyway! Hehe ~ ~

Jing Tian: (Why? It seems different from just now ...) So, so what do you want?

Solanum nigrum: Go to the pawnshop and find more pieces. I want them noble and beautiful, and the more I want, the better!

Jing Tian: (Isn't this forcing me to be a thief? ) ah? ! Ok ... ok, but I'm only looking for one. ...

Solanum nigrum: OK! Let's go, let's go. I will wait here for you to come back!

Jing Tian: I have clothes. Put them on!

Solanum nigrum: OK!

Solanum nigrum: Ah! How beautiful! It feels soft and slippery. It must be comfortable to wear! What material is this? Why haven't I seen it before?

Solanum nigrum: Ah! It's really a "fairy skirt with wide sleeves"!

Solanum nigrum: ... no ... but it's very similar, hmm! I like it!

Jing Tian: I'll turn around and go there. Please get dressed quickly!

Solanum nigrum: No! Just for a second.

Jing Tian: Ah ~ ~! !

Solanum nigrum: ... What happened? Is it inappropriate?

Jing Tian: No, it isn't. It's beautiful!

Solanum nigrum: Brother ... You are so kind to me. ...

Solanum nigrum: Ah! You're hurt! Let me see!

Jing Tian: A little injury, that's all right.

Solanum nigrum: Are you better?

Jing Tian: Hey! It doesn't hurt at all ... Are you really a fairy? It's amazing!

Solanum nigrum: What immortal? Didn't my brother always call me Xiao Kui? Have you forgotten all about it?

Jing Tian: I think ... you must have mistaken me. I am not your brother. ...

Solanum nigrum: No! Can't go wrong! You are my brother! No ... Brother, you ... don't want me? Because ... because I'm different? But I'm still me and my brother's little kwai! What's the difference?

Solanum nigrum: ... no! Don't leave me alone again It's been like this for thousands of years, and I'm scared ...

Jing Tian: What's the difference? What thousands of years? I-I don't understand at all ...

Solanum nigrum: Do you understand or not ... Anyway ... In short, I saw my brother again ... I'm glad that these years have finally paid off ... really! Xiao kui ... never separate from my brother, never!

Jing Tian: Xiao Kui?

Solanum nigrum: Brother! Ti Ricordi Di Me Great! Great … don't leave me again …

Jing Tian: I didn't say I was leaving you. ...

Solanum nigrum: Well, we can still be together, can't we?

Jing Tian: Of course!

Solanum nigrum: Together forever, you won't leave me again, will you?

Jing Tian: Yes ... Yes! I won't leave you!

Jing Tian: Let's go, Xiao Kui. I must find a friend. ...

Solanum nigrum: OK.

100 1. Meet Changqing Zi Xuan.

Xuejian: Wake up! Wake up!

Jing Tian: This ... Where is this?

Snow White saw it: it was on the boat! Thanks to Brother Xu and Sister Xu for saving us!

Jing Tian: ... Thank you very much. Thank you both. ...

Xue Jian: OK! Don't talk much without strength. I have already thanked you!

Xue Jian: Let me introduce you: This is brother Xu and this is sister. They are unmarried couples. Do you know that Brother Xu is a disciple of Shushan School? Don't you admire the sword fairy of shushan most?

Jing Tian: Huh? !

Evergreen: Girl, I'm an outcast from Shushan-

Snow White: Oh, dear! Almost! Your master and colonel are too conservative! They will regret it later and take you back to your old school.

Zi Xuan: How do you feel?

Jing Tian: Nothing ... I don't know what's going on. I've been fainting a lot lately. ...

Jing Tian: Hey! Where is my sword?

Zi Xuan: You must be precious there. You fainted, and you kept holding on to it.

Jing Tian: Great, the sword is still there ~ ~

Jing Tian: Well, there is no damage at all ~ ~

Evergreen: I checked you. I'm not hurt. But ... where did you get this sword?

Jing Tian: Me and I used to be pawnbrokers. This sword is a chess piece.

Xue Jian: Huh? So you stole it as a pawn, and then you ran away for fear of being caught, didn't you? Hum! Also said that the somebody else is a thief, you are the big thief, it is an inside job!

Jing Tian: No, no! I don't know what's going on. This sword is amazing. It's been following me, and I can't get rid of it!

Evergreen: When will it be delivered? What kind of person is it?

Jing Tian: He is tall and thin. He looks strange, but he's not ugly ... It's dark and I can't see clearly. ...

Evergreen: Oh!

Jing Tian: Why? Do you know the origin of this sword?

Evergreen: Are you comfortable with such a big sword?

Jing Tian: That's all right. Although it is so big, it is lighter than cork.

Zi Xuan: Huh?

Evergreen: When I picked you up, the sword was in your hands, and I only felt the weight of the two men ... but when you let go, it was difficult for me to hold it and I could hardly use it. ...

Jing Tian: Is there such a thing? I don't know ...

Zi Xuan: Have a rest first. Forget it.

Jing Tian: I see ... That's right! Snow White, see? You fainted just now. Have you recovered?

Xue Jian: Brother Xu cured me. What is that? You have been dizzy all day, and now the ship has arrived in eastern Sichuan, just now! Hmm ... Think of me now!

Jing Tian: Huh? ! Where is this ship going?

Zi Xuan: The boat went downstream to Penglai, and we had something to transfer to Penglai.

Xue Jian: Let me tell you something! The thing is, Zi Xuan's sister and Xu Dage two of a kind, but Xu Dage's teacher didn't like Zi Xuan's sister and fired Xu Dage from his legacy. Now, the two of them are going to seek the help of Penglai Taoist priest.

Xue Jian: Right, Brother Xu? Talk to me!

Zi Xuan: I left you. What else can he say?

Snow See: Hee hee! Excuse me!

Zi Xuan: Changqing? What are you thinking about?

Evergreen: This little brother may have used too much mental strength to forcibly hold this sword, so he will faint after every battle. I think as long as I teach him the basic psychology of Shushan, this kind of thing will not happen again.

Jing Tian: Really? Master, in class, by ...

Evergreen: No! It's illegal for me to teach the mind method privately, but it's to save lives, and I think Master will agree to do so. Taking disciples without authorization is a taboo.

See you in Si Nuo: What saves lives? Is his life in danger?

Evergreen: This sword consumes too much mental strength. If it weren't for the immortal, it shouldn't be used, otherwise it would have exhausted its spiritual strength and died.

Snow White: Oh, dear! Is this sword so terrible? I think it's better to throw away the sword.

Jing Tian: Hello! You can't lose it!

Xue Jian: What's there to miss about a broken arrow? In my opinion, this sword is an ominous thing. You'd better throw it into the river early, or it will kill you sooner or later.

Jing Tian: No! This sword is my treasure. I won't lose it even if I lose my life.

Xue Jian: You!

Evergreen: This sword is extremely powerful and a treasure. If it can be used freely, its power is infinite. You know, swords have no good or evil. No matter what kind of power, it is right to use it in the right way, and it is evil to use it in the evil way. Remember, I'm going to teach you psychology today so that you can use it in the right direction.

Jing Tian: Yes! Master Xu, I ...

Evergreen: What hero is not a hero? You and I are equal. Just call me "Big Brother".

Jing Tian: Yes! Brother Xu, brother Xu!

Evergreen: Good! You two go out first, and I'll teach you the mind method.

Zi Xuan: Hmm.

Snow White: It's so mysterious ... Can't you have a look?

Xue Jian: OK ... I'll just go out. There's no need to stare at others. ...

Evergreen: What I'm going to say next concerns your life, so you must keep it in mind.

Jing Tian: Yes!

Evergreen: The sword is made of iron. Psychic because of persistence, moving because of heart, born because of blood, and dying because of no thoughts. The art of imperial sword is to adjust breath, hold yuan and keep one, so that the sword and the five spirits can be integrated and reciprocated. ...

Jing Tian: That sounds profound. I wonder if I can learn …

Record #2

Scene [ship] 1002. Chatting with Xue Jian on the boat.

Snow See: Ah! It's you. You scared me.-What happened? What is the introduction of shushan kungfu?

Jing Tian: The magic of Shushan is profound. I have only learned a little, not to mention entering the country.

Snow See: What! You sound like an old man. It's not funny!

Jing Tian: How can you say that?

Xue Jian: You should say, "Xia Tang, I just started studying and practicing. I just want to learn from Xia Tang. Please give us more advice! " exactly

Jing Tian: OK! Green hills don't change, green waters don't flow, Tang! See you later!

Snow See: What! I asked you to talk to me, but you left. Are you angry with me on purpose?

Jing Tian: No, no! Don's shadowless feet are invincible in the world, and I humbly admit defeat.

Xue Jian: Hum! You know it's amazing!

Jing Tian: If I don't use a sword, I can't compare with you at all.

Snow See: Ouch! How amazing! Broken arrow is still a treasure!

Jing Tian: No, no! I don't think it's treasure either. (Explain or correct what I just said) I mean ...

Xue Jian: That's good! You throw it away, I'll teach you Tangmen stunts.

Jing Tian: Throw it away? ! You don't say! Even Brother Xu said that this sword is not an ordinary product!

Xue Jian: OK! Now that you have the support of the Shushan Sect, you won't listen to me, right?

Jing Tian: No, no. ...

Xue Jian: Hum!

Snow See: Ah! Ghosts!

Jing Tian: Huh? What's the matter with you?

See you in Si Nuo: ghosts ... ghosts. ...

Jing Tian: Nothing?

Si Nuo understood: ... huh? !

Si Nuo understood: ... nothing, I spent my eyes. ...

Jing Tian: What's the lesson? If you want to learn, I will teach you!

Xue Jian: Idiot ~ ~ I don't know any Jianghu rules. Can I teach my internal skills and mental skills at will?

Jing Tian: Is it that serious? Brother Xu didn't lecture you, did he?

Xue Jian: This is common sense. Needless to say, who knew you didn't even know this?

Jing Tian: Really? I'll ask Brother Xu some other day and see if I can teach you.

Xue Jian: Don't ask, it makes people laugh. Besides, I don't want to learn. I'm too lazy to learn the unique skills of Tang Jiabao, so I won't learn your stupid kung fu!

Xue Jian: What are you proud of? Don't forget, you are not a disciple of shushan!

Record #3

Scene [ship] 1003. Chatting with Zi Xuan on the boat.

Zi Xuan: How are you? Practice step by step, don't be impatient, otherwise it's easy to get possessed.

Jing Tian: Yes! ..... Well, are the rules of Shushan School strict?

Zi Xuan: Yes!

Jing Tian: Which rule did Brother Xu violate? Why doesn't the boss let you two be together?

Zi Xuan: Changqing and I are getting married, but the head of the household won't allow it. He is a disciple of the householder and a candidate to succeed him. According to the rules of Shushan, lay disciples can't be the head of the family.

Jing Tian: If you are not a leader, you can't do it. You shouldn't even be a disciple of shushan.

Zi Xuan: Well ... this is because there are some misunderstandings and arguments. ...

Jing Tian: Why is there a misunderstanding?

Zi Xuan: Because I am a Miao, I believe in Nuwa, and I am an alien. ...

Jing Tian: What happened to aliens? Everyone is the same. What is the difference?

Zi Xuan: If you think so, others may not think so ... How many people in the world are open-minded? ...

Jing Tian: Is there no room for redemption?

Zi Xuan: We will go to Penglai now, and ask Mr. Shang Fengzi, the monarch of Penglai, to intercede for us. He and the colonel have been friends for decades and should be able to speak for us. ...

Jing Tian: Yes! Maybe the boss just got angry for a while and took it back after a while.

Zi Xuan: ... I hope so.

Jing Tian: What a pity. ...

Zi Xuan: What?

Jing Tian: I'm thinking that even if Brother Xu Can returns to the gate of Shushan, he can't be a leader. ...

Zi Xuan: Do you think it's a pity?

Jing Tian: It's ... a little. Isn't practicing immortality just to make yourself stronger and live forever? As a result, Xu Dage's chances are much less. ...

Zi Xuan: What if you live forever? Life is alive, but you should be safe and happy. If you can't be with the person you like, even if you live for a thousand years, what's the point …

Zi Xuan: Ask Changqing if you have time. It should be of great help to your cultivation.

Record #4

Scene [Ship] 1004. Talking with evergreen on the boat.

Evergreen: How's the practice, Xiaotian? Is there a problem?

Jing Tian: No problem, I feel good now!

Evergreen: Hmm! You have good conditions, but you must work hard.

Jing Tian: Yes! that ...

Evergreen: What can I do for you? Just say it!

Jing Tian: ... How do you know Sister Zi Xuan?

Evergreen: We ... maybe this is a lucky chance ... I often dreamed of her when I was very young, just like she does now. ...

Jing Tian: Is there really such a magical thing? So when exactly did you meet?

Evergreen: About a year ago, I was ordered to guard the Lock Demon Tower. ...

Jing Tian: Lock the Devil's Tower?

Evergreen: This tower is an artifact given to us by the gods of Shushan to suppress monsters. For thousands of years, monsters captured in Shushan have been suppressed inside. However, because the lock demon tower is connected with the power of the five spirits, when the five spirits between heaven and earth run to a certain point at any time, some demons with high spiritual power may escape.

Jing Tian: Isn't that dangerous?

Evergreen: Exactly, so there is a strict order in Shushan that ordinary disciples are forbidden to go near the Lock Demon Tower. The demon who just came out of the Lock Demon Tower has not recovered his skills. As long as it is found in time, it is easy to catch. However, that demon is somehow very powerful ... there is only one trick that makes me poisonous. Fortunately, Zi Xuan gave his life to save me.

Jing Tian: Ah! It turns out that Sister Zi Xuan is so powerful. ...

Evergreen: Not really. It's just that the five elements belong to fire and Zi Xuan belongs to water, so it's just a coincidence. Otherwise, the two of us will be finished. ...

Jing Tian: What happened next?

Evergreen: At that time, I was poisoned and my life was dying. Zi Xuan detoxified me with his own god. This way is very strange. It takes two people to take off their clothes and cross the fiend into my body with their lips. This is not very good, their lives are very worried ... It's a pity that the master who came to help at this time saw me and thought that the two of us were doing what we were doing. ...

Jing Tian: You didn't explain?

Evergreen: At that time, Zi Xuan's luck reached a critical juncture, so we had to turn a blind eye to everything outside ... In Master's view, it was natural for us to be shameless. ...

Jing Tian: Why? Master should see that you are hurt!

Evergreen: You don't know. It is dangerous to use fiend to smoke poison to heal, but it is very effective once it is successful. The injured person will not only recover immediately, but also leave no scars on his body, which is amazing.

Jing Tian: So the boss doesn't believe your explanation?

Evergreen: Not only that, Master also suspects that Zi Xuan is a demon and wants to throw her into the demon tower.

Jing Tian: Ah! That Zi Xuan sister. ...

Evergreen: Of course, she is not an evil ghost, but she is a Miao, and she believes in Nuwa. Master naturally thinks that she is an evil spirit, and there have been many supernatural activities in recent years, so Master should be careful.

Evergreen: But I saw Zi Xuan kill demons and save lives. Demons don't hurt themselves. How can Zi Xuan be a demon? ...

Jing Tian: It turns out that demons don't kill each other. Isn't that much better than people?

Evergreen: Xiaotian, you are wrong to think so. Demons kill creatures and slaughter humans. The less they hurt themselves, the more they hurt themselves. You are also a disciple of shushan, so don't pity them! Do you know that?/You know what?

Jing Tian: This is ...

Evergreen: Xiaotian, although you can't really worship Shu Men, you must be careful what you say and do, because you have learned magic from me. Do not insult the name of shushan.

Evergreen: Are you ready?

Record #5

Scene [ship] 1005. Demons appeared on the river.

Evergreen: This! ……

Jing Tian: What's the matter? Is something wrong?

Evergreen: There are many evil activities on the river. Prepare for battle!

Zi Xuan: What happened? There were more monsters than usual along the way. ...

Evergreen: Are you afraid?

Snow See: Not afraid! I'm not afraid of you and Sister Zi Xuan.

Jing Tian: I was there!

Xue Jian: Who are you? Are you very capable?

Evergreen: Let's get ready. Don't take it lightly.

Zi Xuan: OK. ...

Snow See: Good!

Evergreen: Xiaotian, get ready. Just let me see what progress you have made in your cultivation.

Jing Tian: Yes!

Record #6

Scene [Ship] 1006. On the collapse of the lock demon tower

Zi Xuan: Changqing, I heard that Yao Zhenjian was stolen. Do you think it's possible?

Evergreen: Yao Zhenjian is the treasure of our sect in Shushan Town. Only the leaders of past dynasties have always known its collection place. Disciples privately said that this sword was inserted at the top of the lock demon tower to suppress demons, but it was just a legend. Besides, that sword is the devil's nemesis, and the devil can't get close at all.

Zi Xuan: Maybe it wasn't an inferno?

Jing Tian: It's not a monster. What could it be? Is there a mole in Shushan?

Xue Jian: You are always so slow that everyone is waiting for you. Don't you know something happened in shushan?

Evergreen: The sword to slay the demon comes with powerful spiritual power, which is not used by ordinary people. I don't think ordinary disciples of shushan did it. ...

Xue Jian: Then this broken arrow is almost enough. Jing Tian, why don't you lend it to Brother Xu to kill the demon?

Jing Tian: No!

Xue Jian: If you can't do it, you must do it! You value money more than friends and don't care about loyalty. Do you still want to be a disciple of shushan with such backbone? Watch me throw it into the river!

Xue Jian: Give it to me! !

Jing Tian: You are forcing yourself!

Snow See: Ah!

Zi Xuan: It seems to be spiritual and can understand people! Oh, my God, have you found it before?

Jing Tian: It followed me from the beginning. I have no choice but to take it with me. How else can we get it out before it dies?

Snow See: Death?

Jing Tian: This is what people pawn. If it is not redeemed at maturity, it shall be disposed of by the pawnshop. A big lady like you naturally doesn't know this. ...

Xue Jian: Oh ~ ~ ~ Don't make excuses. Since it's not dead, it belongs to someone else, so you stole it. Is there something wrong?

Jing Tian: What stole it? Why is it so ugly? This is not what I want. ...

Evergreen: OK, don't say anything. Xiaotian, I'm going back to Shushan by land. Why don't you and Xue Jian accompany Zi Xuan to Penglai?

Zi Xuan: Why don't I go to Shushan with you?

Evergreen: No, Master is biased against you. I'm afraid it's inconvenient for you to go to shushan at this time. You'd better go to Penglai Personal affairs are small, mainly to inform Uncle Shang Fengzi about the situation of Shushan and ask for support. Shushan and Penglai have always been linked together and will never sit idly by.

Zi Xuan: OK ... Take care!

Jing Tian: Don't worry, Brother Xu, I will take good care of them. ...

Snow See: Brag! We will take care of you! When in danger, you'd better flash behind Tang Xia!

Evergreen: Goodbye!

Jing Tian: Take care, Brother Xu.

Zi Xuan: OK, let's go to Penglai.

Jing Tian: OK.