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Childhood life experience
I did a lot of stupid things and bad things when I was a child. Nevertheless, childhood is still like an unforgettable marshmallow. At that time, my friends often touched my nerves like my own brain cells, and my mind was full of perfect and youthful memories and pictures.
I used to play with my cousin when I was a child. Although I am one year younger than my cousin, I always give bad ideas. My cousin and I like bathing and swimming in the cool stream. Although he has a big belly and limps like a Donald Duck on land, he looks like a flying fish in the water, not worse than Sun Yang, a swimming champion when he was a child. The two naked guys are us. Very speechless, my cousin and I peed farther than anyone else on the shore. Sometimes we swim until our mouths turn purple, so we usually wash dirty clothes when we get home. So sometimes I go home in wet clothes, and sometimes I go back naked. All the uncles and aunts who drifted in were not surprised. Only girls or sisters about our age will cover their eyes with their hands. I don't understand where we got such great courage at that time. Maybe we are thick-skinned!
But once, my cousin and I came home crying. Because an uncle actually greased our motorcycle after he repaired it. He joked, "Little fellow, you have a beard …" Since then, we have never walked on the road without clothes. [Organizer]
Once on the Dragon Boat Festival, I went to my grandfather's house for the New Year. There is also a very troublesome and naughty child in my grandfather's house. He is my cousin. Adults drink tea, chat and eat zongzi in the house; I play hide-and-seek with my cousin. "Ten, nine, eight, ... three, two, one, zero, go." My cousin is hiding under the table where adults drink tea, but I haven't found it for a long time. But my cousin was found by my sharp eyes. Cousin tried to adjust the angle to cover up and didn't notice the first bowl that dropped grandpa's tea on the ground. Being scolded by my grandfather, my cousin was unconvinced, and his mouth was higher than the sky, like a cock with its head held high.
Then we went out to play. We saw ducks playing in the pond. Some ducks put their heads into the water and pursed their butts, while others combed their feathers with their mouths and shook their wings from time to time. How interesting they are! But there is a question in my heart: "Since ducks can swim, can chickens swim?" So my cousin and I went to grandpa's henhouse and stole two chickens. The rooster is too powerful, and our result is to catch two little hens. We came to the pond and threw the chicken into it. The chicken fluttered twice and fell into the water. The result is naturally surprising. After seeing the dying drowning chickens, we rowed them to the shore with bamboo poles and fished them up.
There is no paper in the world that can't contain fire. When we got home and were understood by grandpa, we were severely scolded by him. Fortunately, I didn't beat Reservoir Dogs up. But my cousin and I planned a "serious" revenge together. Grandpa has the habit of putting a cup of hot tea on the table next to him before going to bed. So my cousin poured tea and spilled a cup of urine while grandpa was asleep. As a result, we were punished by kneeling on the washboard for two hours. It is really incomprehensible to think about what my cousin and I are doing at the moment.
Childhood life experience is really stupid, but naive and intoxicating. This real feeling makes us full of expectations when we grow up, because many people are empty and bored at the moment. May we always have a child in our hearts, so that every stage of our life can be as interesting and perfect as childhood.
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