Jokes of students and teachers

Lead: If there are jokes, let's laugh together. This is sharing happiness. Perhaps happiness is as simple as that. Next, I will bring you jokes about students and teachers. I hope you will like them.

1, in the fourth grade of primary school, all students save change and donate it to the disaster area.

Once the teacher asked us how much money we had saved in class. Xiao Ming said; I saved five yuan. Xiao Liang said, I saved ten yuan.

Finally it's my turn, I said, I'm still 99 and 100 short!

2. student:? Who is happier, a millionaire or a poor man with seven children?

Teacher:? A poor man with seven children. ?

Student:? Why?

Teacher:? Because he doesn't want to have more. ?

Xiaoming said to the teacher while crying. I hate school, but I will stay at school until I am sixteen. ?

The teacher replied:? I know how you feel. But I must stay at school until I am sixty. ?

The teacher assigned the homework and gave the following words:? Number, address, red, hand, newspaper?

A doctor's child wrote on his homework:? Registration, hospitalization, red envelopes, surgery, reimbursement. ?

On Teacher's Day, Xiao Qiang, who was bored in class, gave the teacher a space gift.

I received a reply soon:? Thank you. Send your mobile phone to my office after class. ?

Your teacher Zhang didn't come today, so I will take the math class instead of you.

Next, students turn to page 15 and look at the first question.

Party A * * * takes 10 apples, and Party A takes 4 more apples than Party B. Please answer this student. What is the subject and object of this sentence?

7. In high school, we went to do physics experiments, and as a result, a classmate quarreled with the teacher somehow.

Finally, the physics teacher said loudly: Get out with the least friction.

8. The teacher asked a classmate to get up and answer the question. Do you usually wear sweaters?

Classmate:? Not wearing it?

Teacher:? You may wear it in the future. . . ?

Classmate:? Don't wear it if you don't like it. ?

The teacher walked past her and said coldly; ? Do you think you don't have to answer questions if you don't like it? ! ?

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