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There is a joke about two grandfathers with bad ears. One of them wants to herd cows. What is it?

1. The smoking cowshed

Two farm children were chatting. One suddenly asked: "Do your cows smoke?" "Are you crazy? How can cows smoke?" Oh, then, maybe your cowshed is on fire. "

2. Mistakes

The father blamed his son: "The neighbor is very unhappy because you punched him and damaged his son's eyes. You said it was an accident, is that true? "Of course it's true," the son said, "I wanted to hit him in the nose."

3. Why

Child: "Dad, what is this smoking thing?" Dad: "Remember, the smoke is from the chimney." Child: "Oh, I know." Then why isn’t dad’s nose called a ‘chimney’?

4. Filial Son

Son; ‘What will you do if I come first in the class? "Father; 'Then I'll be so happy!' Son: 'Dad, don't worry, I won't let you die!"

5. Pig's Son

Father :'You are so stupid, you are such a little pig! Do you know what a piglet is? ‘Son:’ I know, he is the son of a pig. ”