Sichuan rural spring joke video

1. I eat very strongly and like salt. One day, my roommate asked me: What does the product mean? I ignored him (he likes to ask strange questions) and casually said that it meant eating. Roommate nodded while thinking, like this. A few days later, my girlfriend came to the dormitory to chat with me, and my roommate was lying in bed reading. When I was talking with my girlfriend about taste, she asked me: What is your taste? As soon as my girlfriend finished speaking, my roommate put down the book and sat up to answer. He always emphasized taste. I suddenly turned blue.

2. Female: If you post unhealthy content again, I will drag you into the blacklist! Man: You take it off, you take it off! Woman: Drag!

My wife is dressed beautifully today. An old man selling strawberries stared at it for a long time. The wife proudly said, the strawberry seller has been watching me! Am I attractive today? Husband disagrees: Really? The old man looks at you as if you didn't pay for what you bought yesterday!

Party A, Party B and Party C are playing poker. Party A played 5 hearts, and it was Party B's turn to play 2 first. C shouted, "I am 2!" " B was about to play cards when he saw C beat him, so he threw away the 2 in his hand and shouted, "What's your hurry? Go, I'll come 2! " "

I was very nervous during the operation. The handsome doctor asked me, "Don't be nervous, why don't you play a song?" My heart is full of gratitude! Then I heard: "Friend, you are leaving today. Drink this glass of wine ..."

6. After eating at KFC last night, I felt tired after posting a Weibo. I suddenly remembered the way to relax my eyes online, so I wanted to try it. Warm your hands first, then cover your eyes with your hands, relax, empty your head and think nothing for five minutes. Five minutes later, let go of your hands, and the mobile phone on the desk was gone.

7. I read an international news today. A man walked into a convenience store in Louisiana. He took out 20 yuan paper money and asked for change.

My son laughs happily every day. I asked my son, "Why are you so happy every day?" The husband said beside him, "Because he has no wife."

9. Before the game, the football coach gave the players a face-to-face lecture: "If you can't grab the ball, kick it on the opponent's leg!" A player suddenly asked, "Where did the game ball go?" Another player: "No change, no ball."

10. My wife had a quarrel with the electricity bill collector. B: Who won? Without victory, there is no failure. My house is out of power, and he hasn't received my wife's electricity bill.

A husband came home from a long business trip. He is worried that his wife is having an affair. (This article is from www.yikexun.cn Dianjingwang) So he quietly asked the doorman of the community if there was any strange man looking for his wife. The doorman thought for a moment and said, sir, as far as I know, no stranger has visited your wife. The husband was overjoyed. At this time, the doorman added: all the people who go to your house to find your wife are acquaintances.

12. An old man and a young wife are shopping in the supermarket. Suddenly I met my husband's old classmate. She greeted her husband and said, "Hello, is this your granddaughter?" What a blessing! "The husband said proudly," This is my wife. "When I went to the market, I met my husband's comrades. Comrades greeted me and said, "Hello, is this your daughter?"? "Good filial piety!" The husband replied shyly, "This is my wife." On my way home, I met a fellow villager who greeted me and said, "Hello, is this your mistress?" ? I haven't seen it before? What a blessing! The husband was very unhappy and shouted, "My wife! "

13. I didn't know that "fishing" and "hook" were together, so one sentence in my composition became "fish finally caught"

14. Someone wrote "I have a fever of 49". After the teacher ordered him to correct it, he wrote "I have a fever of 29".

15. Today we came to Taohuayuan. Peach blossoms are everywhere, and there is a fountain in the middle, which is full of mud. The scenery here is really beautiful!