Routine jokes suitable for couples

1, "All dead"

One day, I argued with my stupid boyfriend about one thing. He said, "Do you dare to bet with me?"

I said, "bet, bet on what?"

He said, "Bet you marry me or I marry you!" " "

God, I'm dead anyway.

2. "Match key"

A buddy matched all the keys to his wife's house before he got married! Open all the way that day! The rest of the bridesmaids are messy in the wind!