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Any funny two-part allegorical sayings?
Crazy old man watching the play-abundant (crazy) harvest (first) is in sight
Festival booth-colorful
Tortoise laid eggs.-asshole
The tortoise climbed the tree-the son of a bitch buttered up Kochi.
Wu Dalang sells sauerkraut-bastard.
One two three four five six seven-Wang (forgot) eight
Hang a key on the bridge of your nose
Building a house in Huangnigang-Cut to the chase
Hang a key on the wall-be honest (in the city)
Eating canned meat without a knife-you can't open your mouth.
Chu Qing basks in the sun-see the sun through the clouds
Tang Wang went to the underworld-open the back door.
Anatomy of turtle shell
Watermelon skin hits the palm-run away
Full of gold teeth-show off as soon as you open your mouth
Little boy walking a tightrope-just kidding.
Hang the key on your heart-be happy.
Cherry blossoms in March-they have already opened.
A sunburned gourd-it's cracked
Rusty lock-it won't open.
An old man with a white neck-opening his mouth is a curse.
Notice from Lord Bao-Openness and Honesty
Hang the key on your eyebrows-broaden your horizons
Put the key on your head-it was difficult at first.
King Pangu played with an axe-creating the world.
Earthworms eat dirt-just ask.
Three colors-can't open a dyeing room
The old monk roasted potatoes and beef-Kaiyang meat
Hunters shoot birds-turn a blind eye.
Willow flower-flowering without fruit
The spring breeze is blowing head-on-it's starting to freeze.
A mouthful of gold teeth-opening your mouth is a lie (yellow)
Put the iron horse behind the car-drive backwards
Drive the duck to the shelf-just kidding.
Yellow Flower Daughter and Child-Happy
Old-fashioned meat eater-quit.
Play with the huqin in your sleeve-you can't open a bow.
An open letter from Kaifeng post office
Bean sprouts on the plate-they can't blossom and bear fruit.
There are two flowers on the top of the dunghill-they are misplaced.
Cowherd and Weaver Girl-The husband sings with the woman.
The Lower Bound of Wenquxing-Genius
The fire destroyed the igloo-it was fate.
Horizon-A Different World
The thermometer drops every day in winter.
The wind is beating on the corn-the sky is high.
Bald men become monks-they are born with such a piece of material.
Tractors chasing rockets-a world of difference
Put a notice on the roof-God knows.
Want to eat spinach, but also sell lotus root-this is what you want.
The sun rises and the mountains and rivers flow backwards-a strange thing.
Kill all the chickens that announce the dawn-it's still bright.
The Monkey King Crossing the Flame Mountain-Not Afraid of Difficulties
It snows in the air-this is hype.
Feed cattle with natural roughage-straw
The god of wealth calls the door-a good thing.
You don't have to talk about selling plasters-you're born with a cover.
The sky is full of dark clouds and horns-everyone knows that.
Cats call tigers to climb trees-an anecdote in the world
Mu Yuzi is beaten every day.
A golden rooster with a phoenix-a perfect match
The fat pig in the fence-a natural killer
Toads have no hair. They are born with seeds.
Lei Gong is hiding in the earth temple-God knows.
Dialogue between Leipo and the Dragon King —— Searching for a bosom friend at the ends of the earth
Chopsticks in restaurants-eating meat and fish every day depends on whether you are fat or not.
Monks ring the bell every day.
Beggars fight for fire doors-Heaven belongs to others.
Yang Erlang's Three Eyes-A Chinese Odyssey
Work on the printing plate-every day
Cooking in the rain-the smell in the sky
The jade emperor acts as a matchmaker-a match made in heaven
The jade emperor turned a somersault-upside down.
The Jade Emperor gave Mi Zhu a great favor.
The wedding of the Jade Emperor-a great event in the sky
The Jade Emperor Worried about Horses-A Big Joke
Mice in the clouds-naturally good (consumption)
Put a steamer on the cloud-innocence (steaming)
Stand on the clouds and look up-there are days ahead.
Open your mouth and fall into a roast duck-a godsend.
Bitter dog urine-born not a good mushroom
Walking on the top of the tower-there is no way out.
Eunuchs marry-what can be done?
Eunuchs go to practice-no one has two hearts.
Tengu eats the sun-there is no way to eat it.
The bamboo pole standing in the yard-helpless
Integral seamless drillable
The hammer hit the rubber-it was silent.
Bald man holding an umbrella-can't get angry.
Pray for God in the earth temple-no one said anything.
A runaway wild horse
Wang Baochuan lives in a cave-it doesn't matter (room)
Wei Tuo plays with a sword-no owner (pestle)
Mosquitoes bite eggs-there is no hole to enter.
Mosquitoes bite the horns-it's no use.
Mosquitoes bite iron cows-nowhere to talk.
Growing vegetables on the roof-no chance (garden)
Huangmeitian in May-Ruthless (sunny)
Picking up shit on the stage-looking for trouble (shit
Corrupt people as accountants-a muddled account
Catch a turtle in a jar, and no one can climb out.
Tang hates chanting Buddha-the true sutra
There is a fence in the hall-one family is divided into two.
A beggar married a playboy-a pair of poor people.
Refined pure gold-unchanged
Shave one's head-one's head is hot
Barbers catch lice-kill two birds with one stone
There is a chessboard hanging on the ceiling-there is nothing.
A meteor in the sky-it's gone now.
A kite in the sky-a thread in someone's hand.
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