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Any funny two-part allegorical sayings?

The queen fell in the rain-Feng (Feng) had enough clothes and food (all wet).

Crazy old man watching the play-abundant (crazy) harvest (first) is in sight

Festival booth-colorful

Tortoise laid eggs.-asshole

The tortoise climbed the tree-the son of a bitch buttered up Kochi.

Wu Dalang sells sauerkraut-bastard.

One two three four five six seven-Wang (forgot) eight

Hang a key on the bridge of your nose

Building a house in Huangnigang-Cut to the chase

Hang a key on the wall-be honest (in the city)

Eating canned meat without a knife-you can't open your mouth.

Chu Qing basks in the sun-see the sun through the clouds

Tang Wang went to the underworld-open the back door.

Anatomy of turtle shell

Watermelon skin hits the palm-run away

Full of gold teeth-show off as soon as you open your mouth

Little boy walking a tightrope-just kidding.

Hang the key on your heart-be happy.

Cherry blossoms in March-they have already opened.

A sunburned gourd-it's cracked

Rusty lock-it won't open.

An old man with a white neck-opening his mouth is a curse.

Notice from Lord Bao-Openness and Honesty

Hang the key on your eyebrows-broaden your horizons

Put the key on your head-it was difficult at first.

King Pangu played with an axe-creating the world.

Earthworms eat dirt-just ask.

Three colors-can't open a dyeing room

The old monk roasted potatoes and beef-Kaiyang meat

Hunters shoot birds-turn a blind eye.

Willow flower-flowering without fruit

The spring breeze is blowing head-on-it's starting to freeze.

A mouthful of gold teeth-opening your mouth is a lie (yellow)

Put the iron horse behind the car-drive backwards

Drive the duck to the shelf-just kidding.

Yellow Flower Daughter and Child-Happy

Old-fashioned meat eater-quit.

Play with the huqin in your sleeve-you can't open a bow.

An open letter from Kaifeng post office

Bean sprouts on the plate-they can't blossom and bear fruit.

There are two flowers on the top of the dunghill-they are misplaced.

Cowherd and Weaver Girl-The husband sings with the woman.

The Lower Bound of Wenquxing-Genius

The fire destroyed the igloo-it was fate.

Horizon-A Different World

The thermometer drops every day in winter.

The wind is beating on the corn-the sky is high.

Bald men become monks-they are born with such a piece of material.

Tractors chasing rockets-a world of difference

Put a notice on the roof-God knows.

Want to eat spinach, but also sell lotus root-this is what you want.

The sun rises and the mountains and rivers flow backwards-a strange thing.

Kill all the chickens that announce the dawn-it's still bright.

The Monkey King Crossing the Flame Mountain-Not Afraid of Difficulties

It snows in the air-this is hype.

Feed cattle with natural roughage-straw

The god of wealth calls the door-a good thing.

You don't have to talk about selling plasters-you're born with a cover.

The sky is full of dark clouds and horns-everyone knows that.

Cats call tigers to climb trees-an anecdote in the world

Mu Yuzi is beaten every day.

A golden rooster with a phoenix-a perfect match

The fat pig in the fence-a natural killer

Toads have no hair. They are born with seeds.

Lei Gong is hiding in the earth temple-God knows.

Dialogue between Leipo and the Dragon King —— Searching for a bosom friend at the ends of the earth

Chopsticks in restaurants-eating meat and fish every day depends on whether you are fat or not.

Monks ring the bell every day.

Beggars fight for fire doors-Heaven belongs to others.

Yang Erlang's Three Eyes-A Chinese Odyssey

Work on the printing plate-every day

Cooking in the rain-the smell in the sky

The jade emperor acts as a matchmaker-a match made in heaven

The jade emperor turned a somersault-upside down.

The Jade Emperor gave Mi Zhu a great favor.

The wedding of the Jade Emperor-a great event in the sky

The Jade Emperor Worried about Horses-A Big Joke

Mice in the clouds-naturally good (consumption)

Put a steamer on the cloud-innocence (steaming)

Stand on the clouds and look up-there are days ahead.

Open your mouth and fall into a roast duck-a godsend.

Bitter dog urine-born not a good mushroom

Walking on the top of the tower-there is no way out.

Eunuchs marry-what can be done?

Eunuchs go to practice-no one has two hearts.

Tengu eats the sun-there is no way to eat it.

The bamboo pole standing in the yard-helpless

Integral seamless drillable

The hammer hit the rubber-it was silent.

Bald man holding an umbrella-can't get angry.

Pray for God in the earth temple-no one said anything.

A runaway wild horse

Wang Baochuan lives in a cave-it doesn't matter (room)

Wei Tuo plays with a sword-no owner (pestle)

Mosquitoes bite eggs-there is no hole to enter.

Mosquitoes bite the horns-it's no use.

Mosquitoes bite iron cows-nowhere to talk.

Growing vegetables on the roof-no chance (garden)

Huangmeitian in May-Ruthless (sunny)

Picking up shit on the stage-looking for trouble (shit

Corrupt people as accountants-a muddled account

Catch a turtle in a jar, and no one can climb out.

Tang hates chanting Buddha-the true sutra

There is a fence in the hall-one family is divided into two.

A beggar married a playboy-a pair of poor people.

Refined pure gold-unchanged

Shave one's head-one's head is hot

Barbers catch lice-kill two birds with one stone

There is a chessboard hanging on the ceiling-there is nothing.

A meteor in the sky-it's gone now.

A kite in the sky-a thread in someone's hand.