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One day, a poor scholar visited a friend's house. The host thinks he is poor and doesn't want to keep him, but it's hard to talk. Just then it began to rain, and the host wrote a sentence on the paper, "Stay here every day in rainy days", without punctuation. After reading it, the poor scholar picked up a pen and punctuated this sentence, which became "If it rains, stay for one day, if it stays for me, stay for one day".

In Chinese class, the teacher asked the students to say what punctuation marks they had, and the students rushed to answer.

At this time, the teacher found a student sleeping, so he called him up and asked, "The students have said most punctuation marks: there are question marks, periods, exclamation marks, semicolons ... just one number, please add them up!"

The student said without thinking, "And Titanic!"

An English professor wrote the following sentence on the blackboard: "A woman is nothing without her (her) man". Ask students to mark punctuation correctly.

Male students are marked like this: "A woman, a man without her, is nothing."

Female students are marked like this: "woman: without her, men are nothing."