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Swimming in the open-air swimming pool these days, my eyes are white and other places are black. How can I quickly turn white? I am a boy, afraid of being laughed at by my classmates.

I was very naughty in primary school. I usually like playing with my classmates. I was pricked by a pen several times. After more than ten years, the color of the punctured place is still there, showing a faint blue-green color.

My wife grabbed my hand and rubbed it for a long time today. I ignored her. After a while, she became more and more depressed. I asked her what happened.

She said sadly, why are you so young and moldy? ...