No one has a longer joke. I don't want a word or two.

1 A farmer grabbed the hen in his left hand and said to the rooster flying to the roof with a kitchen knife in his right hand, Come down quickly, or I will make you a bachelor! The cock panted to the farmer, Hum, when I go down, she will become a widow! 2 The taste of being a woman A passenger plane was flying when it was suddenly hit by an airflow. The passengers panicked and thought that the end of the world was coming. At this time, a beautiful young girl stood up and got up the courage to say to everyone, "Dear male passengers, who can let me try to be a woman before I die?" As soon as the voice fell, a man in the back seat of her stood up and said, "I'll do it!" " Say that finish, the young man took off his clothes, revealing a strong muscle. The girl looked at the handsome man shyly and appreciatively, imagining his next move. I saw the young man throw the clothes to the girl and said, "iron them!" " "Three conditions: A zoo recruits an elephant keeper and a young man applies. The manager of the zoo said, "I have three conditions." How many things can you do to get in? "One. You let the elephant shake its head first; Two. Then let it nod; Three. Then let it into the swimming pool. Can be admitted. " The man thought about it, walked up to the elephant and asked, "Do you know me?" The elephant shook his head. He asked the elephant, "Are you angry?" The elephant nodded, and then he took out an awl and pointed it at the elephant's ass. The elephant fell into the swimming pool as soon as it hurt. The man said to the manager, "I've finished it all." Can I be admitted? " The manager said, "How can I be a breeder without love?" ? Don't! The man wanted the job very much and begged the manager to give him another chance. The manager agreed, but he must meet these three conditions. This time he asked the elephant first: "Are you still angry? The elephant quickly shook his head and asked, "Do you know me this time?" The elephant nodded at once, and then he said, "Now you know what to do?" "The elephant immediately jumped into the swimming pool ... 4 to save the girl. Before dark, Sister Meng and I were under a big tree in the park. The scenery in the park is beautiful and there are few people. It's so poetic I said, I am in a bad mood. Please make me happy. Okay, she's smiling. Let's get started. I make you happy with one hand? She said softly. I was a little greedy and shook my head. I make you happy with my hands? She said more softly. I'm still a little greedy. I still shook my head. So I use two hands to make you happy and one more mouth to make you happy? She said very gently. I nodded desperately, I was elated! ! ! Bang, bang! ! ! I got slapped twice! ! Shh! She spit all over my face! ! ! Hey, why are girls so savage nowadays? Is it Korean Wave? Help that girl! ! ! !