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Common Xiehouyu in Writing

Pull out a hair of a cow-don't care; Don't hurt the important essence

When a cow dies, it dies-it never rains but it pours.

The cow's hooves won't close.

Give the cow's hoof-it means that your horns (feet) are big.

The ox king doesn't care about the donkey-each cares about his own business.

Cows look at people-respect you

Rural ox-bitter all his life.

The pustule is broken-it's rotten to the core.

Marriage in a girl country-once in a blue moon

The girl country leads the horse-wishful thinking

Female Ghost Stealing Korea-Shameless Death

Women's tightrope walking-bold but cautious

Bow respectfully in front of idols.

Fried soybean sprouts with shredded lotus root

Pole-climbing competition-see who climbs fast.

Climb the stairs and fall-the higher you climb, the heavier you fall.

Parthenocissus tricuspidata's skill-knowing how to get married.

Climb on horseback and want to fly-so high.

Pat the thigh to scare the tiger-it's no use.

Flatter a horse's mouth-it will bite.

Kiss up-kick.

Get out of here.-whatever.

Combination painting-lines are too thick

Line up and braid your hair-one at a time.

Braised tofu with ribs-both soft and hard

Take shelter from the rain downstairs-for a while

Pan Jinlian decocted medicine-secretly poisoned.

Pan Jinlian made a toast to Song Wu-up to no good.

Pan Jinlian's toast-I'll tell the truth.

Driving on Panshan Highway-good at turning.

The judge handled the case.-it was scary.

The judge played magic wooden tricks.

A girl looking forward to sunshine-a warm (sunny) person

Crabs teach children-the right path of uncertainty

Crabs pull carts-don't take the right path; Cross brace

Crabs get married-full of assholes

Crabs spit-endless

Boat-fruited Sterculia fell into Huanglian water-soaked in bitter water.

The fat woman is too narrow-the door is right (blocked)

Fat people wear jackets-they don't fit.

Throw the ball and get married-not necessarily satisfactory

Running race-you chase after me

The shrimp ran away and caught the carp-leave it alone.

Run the sheep and repair the circle-guard against the future

Joking about Ma Nan-it's intentional harm.

Bubble gum sticks to sticky rice-it won't pull down.

Soaked beans-not just

A soaked earth wall-it won't grow quickly.

A flamethrower's temper-he gets angry when he opens his mouth

There are eggs in the basin-countless eggs.

Scenery in the Basin-False Scenery

Inflatable ball-full of anger

Holding a golden bowl as a beggar-being silly, why ask for help?

Begging with a golden bowl-pretending to be poor and complaining

Holding a loach-tricky

Put hemp on the fire-welcome.

Put on hemp fiber to save people-make trouble.

Arsenic mixed with ginger juice-it's terrible.

Pepper soaked in arsenic-highly toxic.

Leather pants with leather pants-there must be a reason.

Wash the shrimp in the leather basket-no one can escape.

Wipe the ball with oil-it's round and smooth.

The ball fell into the cylinder-round and slippery.

The ball fell into the water and floated on the water.

Poke a knife in the ball-deflate it.

Sharpen the knife on the ball-discouraged

Soft skin and hard bones-a pleasant surface

Pimps hit people-it's time to clean up.

The leather doll hits the dog-to stop being a man.

Waxed shoes-later

Shadow play-leave as soon as you participate

Put a spring under your ass-jump high

The pin on the ass is hidden deeper and deeper.

Put the saw on your ass.-cut off the back road

Tattoos on the ass-how can there be humans?

Draw eyebrows on your ass-what a big face.

The ass on the egg-it's a mess.

Liars gamble-play tricks

Eat puffer fish to death-fight for your life

Anemia patient-no light on his face

Underground graves-out of thin air.

Flat mirror-octahedral lamp

There is a keeper on the screen-there is something in the word (painting).

Bottle wax sealing-waterproof

A fly in a bottle-there is no escape.

Bitch powder-just to look good on your face

My mother-in-law has the final say-there is no justice.

Mother-in-law eats watermelon in her mouth-it's watertight.

Mother-in-law and daughter-in-law quarrel.

Mortar hits mosquitoes-make a mountain out of a molehill

Mortars versus machine guns-a long time ago

The broken quilt is wrapped in pearls-good ones are inside.

The watch is broken-maybe.

The broken teapot fell into the water-several heads were flooded.

Broken coat-ignore (inside)

Broken jar-dumping

Embroidered peony on a torn coat-the picture looks good

Jiaozi broke.-Slipped.

Broken horn.-stop blowing.

Broken beams make fire sticks-overqualified.

Broken sacks are filled with rotten condoms-not good goods.

Broken cotton-padded jacket and silk shirt-wipe your face

Broken balls and rotten tires-discouraged everywhere.

Sewing a hat with a broken ball-grinding people (arrogance)

Broken pipa-it's hard to say (play)

Catch fish through the net-blind.

Breaking the net to catch shrimp-failure

Break down the door-you have to stand it up.

Steaming steamed bread with a broken steamer-venting all over

Caesarean section hides pearls-love money rather than life

Put triviality above importance-don't kill yourself for money.

Caesarean section gives courage-diehard loyalty

Cut open the belly of cuttlefish-a pair of black hearts

Cut the fish to get pearls-I'm ecstatic.

Bodhisattva's long worm-Buddha's mouth snake heart

Bodhisattva's beard-artificial

Bodhisattva's beard-human security

Bodhisattva's heart is soft

Bodhisattva falls into the river-leaving (flowing) God.

A Bodhisattva Sitting in a Cold Temple-Loneliness

Enjoy the cool under the grape trellis-comfort

Grape juice contains toilet water, not spices

Pumpkins in July and August-the skin is old but the heart is not old

Seven feet for a man and six feet for a door-I have to bow my head.

Seven capture Meng Huo-make him convinced.

Fishing for sesame seeds in seven stone jars-it takes effort

The Seven Fairies Marry Yong Dong-Take the initiative.

Qi Huangong takes advantage of Dong Zhong-don't forget the old enmity.

Riding an old cow chasing a fast horse-far behind.

Ride downstairs for shelter from the rain-for a while

Riding a donkey, reading a songbook-count as many as you see.

Riding a donkey on crutches-reinventing the wheel

Riding a donkey to see the sedan chair-less than the last one, more than the next one.

Riding a heavy horse-all on horseback

Riding without a whip-kiss up

Ride a wooden bridge-it's hard to turn back.

Riding through downtown-hang it all!

Ride on the wooden bridge-you can't go back.

Ride the Tianshan Mountains.-See you later.

Less riding time, more pedaling time-putting the cart before the horse.

You don't have to ride a donkey in a hurry-you know it well.

Riding a donkey is useful-very good.

Riding a cow to find a cow-an old fool

Chasing a horse on an ox-far behind.

Ride a camel and eat steamed stuffed buns-make the stuffing jump.

The camel drove the chicken-I don't know how high it is.

Veteran on the chessboard-get out of the box

The taxi elephant on the chessboard-never leaving the general.

The child in the chessboard-twist it and move it.

Playing the Hu Qin on the top of the flagpole-singing high notes

Lanterns on the flagpole-great

Landmines hanging on flagpoles-Fantasy (ring)

Beggars are jealous of the poor.

Beggars eat plums-the poor.

The beggar rings the bell-as poor as a church mouse.

The beggar's clothes are full of flaws.

Beggars live on charity.

Beggars go into hair salons-nobody cares.

Beggars dance yangko-poor and happy.

Beggars talk cross talk-talk glibly.

Beggars dance-poor and happy

Beggars raise pigs-I didn't expect that.

Crane chandelier grass-not worth mentioning

The crane hangs chicken feathers-it's not worth mentioning, it's overqualified.

Graduated from Meteorological University-rain at first sight and lightning at first sight.

The car stalled and caught fire-someone had to push it.

The balloon is in the sky, and it is blowing.

Bricks for building walls-from the back

Jack works-not afraid of pressure.

The jack stuck out its head-it was pressing hard.

A thousand miles to build a long shed-all good things must come to an end.

Send goose feathers a thousand miles away-courtesy is light and affection is heavy

Thousands of miles away-there is always a difference.

This is just a long March, and there is still a long way to go.

A thousand-year-old tree has deep roots and luxuriant leaves.

The Millennium Fox-Weird

Millennium Bronze-Antique

Millennium bronze bell-can withstand the blow

Millennium Wild Boar-Tiger's Food

Petunia crossing the wooden bridge-sadness

Morning glory blows into a trumpet-just for fun.

Morning glory, please-climb along the pole

Take a lame donkey to the hole-a cone can't poke.

Take a sheep and do it for the whole family-there are too many people.

Count chickens with camels-high, high, low, low

Leading sheep into the photo studio-going abroad (sheep)

There are wolves in front and tigers behind-one is fiercer than the other.

There's a dead end ahead-it won't work.

Ex-wife's children coax stepmother-all lies.

Hanging on the vine in front-it's hard to die.

There is a strong enemy before, followed by pursuers-a dilemma

Drill at the sight of money

The Qiantang River ebbs and flows.

Sleep in the eyes of people with thin money

Diving-just hold your horses.

Put the rafts on the shallows-put them down again and again.

If you don't pay your debt, let it go.

Paying off debts is a matter of course.

Robbers have a heart-it's rare to see them.

The robber met the thief's grandfather-black eats black.

A robber looks in the mirror-a thief with brains.

The robber left and took out his gun-pretending to be brave.

Robbers dream-thinking of stealing.

Forcing the daughter-in-law to get married-people don't care.

Strong and unyielding ants are in the cracks in the wall-going their own way.

Ants in the cracks in the wall-there is no way out

Scorpions in the cracks in the wall-secretly hurting people

Wheat on the wall.-asshole

Cabbage planted on the wall-difficult to water (salary)

Sleeping on the wall-it's rare to turn over

Growing vegetables on the wall-no edge (garden)

Grab the food and break the bowl-haste makes waste.

Knock on the lid and sell pies-what a big brand.

Knocking on wooden fish-from ear to ear

Knocking gongs to sell sugar-each doing his own thing.

Knocking gongs to drive away rabbits-booing

I just want to (ring) a little when I hit the gong and the cannon.

Knock gongs to catch sparrows-you can't catch any.

Knocking on the empty rice jar and singing-poor and happy

Bald man hiding in buckwheat field-I didn't see you coming.

Catch turtles in buckwheat fields-as sure as a gun.

Buckwheat-no bones

Buckwheat skin was beaten into a paste and wouldn't stick together.

Buckwheat skin oil extraction-dead pick

Buckwheat bran oil-out of thin air

Hugging at the top of the bridge-up and down

Put a pole in the bridge opening-you can't afford it.

Stick a pole in the bridge opening-can't afford it.

A bridge is a bridge, and a road is a road-loud and clear.

Clever father, clever mother-cleverness is cleverness.

A clever wife-it is difficult to cook without rice.

Qiaojie's hair-waves rolling

Sister Qiao raised her eyebrows-uprooted.

Glaring at the blind-sending the wrong message

Beautiful daughter-in-law wears a phoenix crown-the better, the better.

Dead, not dead.-dead.

Shave your head with a kitchen knife-the real mystery

Eggplant with yellow flower-planting

Qin Gui's Descendants-Rape Boys

Qin Gui's Crime of Killing Yue Fei-An Unnecessary Crime.

Qin Gui killed Yue Fei-the charge is not established.

Qin Gui had to bear the burden-he didn't give it.

Qin Shihuang's grandmother-years old.

Qin Shihuang's weapon-sit back and relax

Qin's yellow mule has a lot to do with his horse.

Boiled tofu with green vegetables-there is no oil and water.

Feed the cows grass-it hurts to bite.

Green-faced tiger goes down the mountain-little formal attire

Pineapple with green skin-immature

Take a bath in the blue dye vat-all bright (green)

Stir-fried beans with bluestone-cooked one, jumped one

Moss on a bluestone board-it can't take root.

Birds and turtles on the bluestone board-playing hardball

Tung tree is a thick and hard stick.

Frogs croak

Frogs eat wasps. They have an awl.

Frogs spend the winter-don't move

Frogs crawl on their feet-they don't bite, they are frightened.

Frog courtship-Shouting loudly

The frog is tied to a whip-it's not worth hitting.

Frogs fall in love-noisy

The frog looks at the jade rabbit-a world of difference

Frog laughs at tadpole-forgets where he comes from.

Frog drilling a snake hole-self-destruction.

Green bamboo poles dig holes-the more you dig, the worse you smell.

Green bamboo snake, wasp tail needle-the most poisonous.

The wasp between people-it exploded and dispersed.

Tomb-Sweeping Day's wife-one night at a time.

Huang Meiyu during Tomb-Sweeping Day every year.

Throw a stone into a clear pool-look to the end.

Stir-fry in clear oil-each has its own taste.

Steamed duck-hard mouth covered with powder

Dragonflies eat their tails-they bite themselves.

Dragonfly water-east, west.

Dragonflies, water, fish and flowers-all useless.

Dragonflies only touch the surface of water.

Dragonflies bump into bee cobwebs-wings are hard to fly.

Let a monkey pick peaches-they can't reach you.

Please come to the underworld and judge-bully the small with the big.

Invite wolves to visit-I'm tired of living.

Please ask the masons to go to the roof to check for leaks.

Please stay with your sister-in-law-she's restless and kind.

Poor grandma visits temple fairs-no need for people or money.

Poverty, Hunger and Happiness-Pleasure in Bitterness

The poor widow went to the market-she didn't need anyone or money.

The poor go back to their parents' home-it is difficult to complain about difficulties.

The poor eat out-empty bellies and pockets.

Poor shoemaker's property-a prostitute

The poor go to court-butt forward

The poor man fell into the snow hole-cold and hungry.

The poor buy rice-just ask (liter)

The poor sell their daughters-as a last resort

The poor sell their children-as a last resort.

A poor scholar marries-just do it, and everything will be simple.

Poor debtor celebrates the new year-avoid it

A poor mouth and a bad tongue-annoying.

Autumn wind sweeps away leaves-blowing a large area at a time.

Pull out radish after autumn-touch it no matter how hard it is.

After autumn, cicadas sing at the top of their lungs.

Bonzi field after autumn-what a hard ballast.

The melon shed after autumn-an empty shelf

Fruit after autumn-I've been scratching my head these days.

Fox after autumn-changed.

The wasp after autumn-fierce and powerless

Cucumber after autumn-no vitality, no stamina; fade out

Grasshoppers after autumn-jumping for a few days

The fans of the autumn queen-no one asked.

Autumn leaves-yellow

Luffa after Autumn-Full of Privacy (Silk)

Mosquitoes in autumn-they have been buzzing for several days.

Mosquitoes in autumn-happy again

Sorghum after autumn-from head to toe

The west wind blows after autumn-the weather is getting colder every day.

The swing is flat-great turbulence.

Peeling jute in autumn-it's all a matter of wrangling

Persimmons in autumn-the older they get, the redder they become.

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