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Common Xiehouyu in Writing
When a cow dies, it dies-it never rains but it pours.
The cow's hooves won't close.
Give the cow's hoof-it means that your horns (feet) are big.
The ox king doesn't care about the donkey-each cares about his own business.
Cows look at people-respect you
Rural ox-bitter all his life.
The pustule is broken-it's rotten to the core.
Marriage in a girl country-once in a blue moon
The girl country leads the horse-wishful thinking
Female Ghost Stealing Korea-Shameless Death
Women's tightrope walking-bold but cautious
Bow respectfully in front of idols.
Fried soybean sprouts with shredded lotus root
Pole-climbing competition-see who climbs fast.
Climb the stairs and fall-the higher you climb, the heavier you fall.
Parthenocissus tricuspidata's skill-knowing how to get married.
Climb on horseback and want to fly-so high.
Pat the thigh to scare the tiger-it's no use.
Flatter a horse's mouth-it will bite.
Kiss up-kick.
Get out of here.-whatever.
Combination painting-lines are too thick
Line up and braid your hair-one at a time.
Braised tofu with ribs-both soft and hard
Take shelter from the rain downstairs-for a while
Pan Jinlian decocted medicine-secretly poisoned.
Pan Jinlian made a toast to Song Wu-up to no good.
Pan Jinlian's toast-I'll tell the truth.
Driving on Panshan Highway-good at turning.
The judge handled the case.-it was scary.
The judge played magic wooden tricks.
A girl looking forward to sunshine-a warm (sunny) person
Crabs teach children-the right path of uncertainty
Crabs pull carts-don't take the right path; Cross brace
Crabs get married-full of assholes
Crabs spit-endless
Boat-fruited Sterculia fell into Huanglian water-soaked in bitter water.
The fat woman is too narrow-the door is right (blocked)
Fat people wear jackets-they don't fit.
Throw the ball and get married-not necessarily satisfactory
Running race-you chase after me
The shrimp ran away and caught the carp-leave it alone.
Run the sheep and repair the circle-guard against the future
Joking about Ma Nan-it's intentional harm.
Bubble gum sticks to sticky rice-it won't pull down.
Soaked beans-not just
A soaked earth wall-it won't grow quickly.
A flamethrower's temper-he gets angry when he opens his mouth
There are eggs in the basin-countless eggs.
Scenery in the Basin-False Scenery
Inflatable ball-full of anger
Holding a golden bowl as a beggar-being silly, why ask for help?
Begging with a golden bowl-pretending to be poor and complaining
Holding a loach-tricky
Put hemp on the fire-welcome.
Put on hemp fiber to save people-make trouble.
Arsenic mixed with ginger juice-it's terrible.
Pepper soaked in arsenic-highly toxic.
Leather pants with leather pants-there must be a reason.
Wash the shrimp in the leather basket-no one can escape.
Wipe the ball with oil-it's round and smooth.
The ball fell into the cylinder-round and slippery.
The ball fell into the water and floated on the water.
Poke a knife in the ball-deflate it.
Sharpen the knife on the ball-discouraged
Soft skin and hard bones-a pleasant surface
Pimps hit people-it's time to clean up.
The leather doll hits the dog-to stop being a man.
Waxed shoes-later
Shadow play-leave as soon as you participate
Put a spring under your ass-jump high
The pin on the ass is hidden deeper and deeper.
Put the saw on your ass.-cut off the back road
Tattoos on the ass-how can there be humans?
Draw eyebrows on your ass-what a big face.
The ass on the egg-it's a mess.
Liars gamble-play tricks
Eat puffer fish to death-fight for your life
Anemia patient-no light on his face
Underground graves-out of thin air.
Flat mirror-octahedral lamp
There is a keeper on the screen-there is something in the word (painting).
Bottle wax sealing-waterproof
A fly in a bottle-there is no escape.
Bitch powder-just to look good on your face
My mother-in-law has the final say-there is no justice.
Mother-in-law eats watermelon in her mouth-it's watertight.
Mother-in-law and daughter-in-law quarrel.
Mortar hits mosquitoes-make a mountain out of a molehill
Mortars versus machine guns-a long time ago
The broken quilt is wrapped in pearls-good ones are inside.
The watch is broken-maybe.
The broken teapot fell into the water-several heads were flooded.
Broken coat-ignore (inside)
Broken jar-dumping
Embroidered peony on a torn coat-the picture looks good
Jiaozi broke.-Slipped.
Broken horn.-stop blowing.
Broken beams make fire sticks-overqualified.
Broken sacks are filled with rotten condoms-not good goods.
Broken cotton-padded jacket and silk shirt-wipe your face
Broken balls and rotten tires-discouraged everywhere.
Sewing a hat with a broken ball-grinding people (arrogance)
Broken pipa-it's hard to say (play)
Catch fish through the net-blind.
Breaking the net to catch shrimp-failure
Break down the door-you have to stand it up.
Steaming steamed bread with a broken steamer-venting all over
Caesarean section hides pearls-love money rather than life
Put triviality above importance-don't kill yourself for money.
Caesarean section gives courage-diehard loyalty
Cut open the belly of cuttlefish-a pair of black hearts
Cut the fish to get pearls-I'm ecstatic.
Bodhisattva's long worm-Buddha's mouth snake heart
Bodhisattva's beard-artificial
Bodhisattva's beard-human security
Bodhisattva's heart is soft
Bodhisattva falls into the river-leaving (flowing) God.
A Bodhisattva Sitting in a Cold Temple-Loneliness
Enjoy the cool under the grape trellis-comfort
Grape juice contains toilet water, not spices
Pumpkins in July and August-the skin is old but the heart is not old
Seven feet for a man and six feet for a door-I have to bow my head.
Seven capture Meng Huo-make him convinced.
Fishing for sesame seeds in seven stone jars-it takes effort
The Seven Fairies Marry Yong Dong-Take the initiative.
Qi Huangong takes advantage of Dong Zhong-don't forget the old enmity.
Riding an old cow chasing a fast horse-far behind.
Ride downstairs for shelter from the rain-for a while
Riding a donkey, reading a songbook-count as many as you see.
Riding a donkey on crutches-reinventing the wheel
Riding a donkey to see the sedan chair-less than the last one, more than the next one.
Riding a heavy horse-all on horseback
Riding without a whip-kiss up
Ride a wooden bridge-it's hard to turn back.
Riding through downtown-hang it all!
Ride on the wooden bridge-you can't go back.
Ride the Tianshan Mountains.-See you later.
Less riding time, more pedaling time-putting the cart before the horse.
You don't have to ride a donkey in a hurry-you know it well.
Riding a donkey is useful-very good.
Riding a cow to find a cow-an old fool
Chasing a horse on an ox-far behind.
Ride a camel and eat steamed stuffed buns-make the stuffing jump.
The camel drove the chicken-I don't know how high it is.
Veteran on the chessboard-get out of the box
The taxi elephant on the chessboard-never leaving the general.
The child in the chessboard-twist it and move it.
Playing the Hu Qin on the top of the flagpole-singing high notes
Lanterns on the flagpole-great
Landmines hanging on flagpoles-Fantasy (ring)
Beggars are jealous of the poor.
Beggars eat plums-the poor.
The beggar rings the bell-as poor as a church mouse.
The beggar's clothes are full of flaws.
Beggars live on charity.
Beggars go into hair salons-nobody cares.
Beggars dance yangko-poor and happy.
Beggars talk cross talk-talk glibly.
Beggars dance-poor and happy
Beggars raise pigs-I didn't expect that.
Crane chandelier grass-not worth mentioning
The crane hangs chicken feathers-it's not worth mentioning, it's overqualified.
Graduated from Meteorological University-rain at first sight and lightning at first sight.
The car stalled and caught fire-someone had to push it.
The balloon is in the sky, and it is blowing.
Bricks for building walls-from the back
Jack works-not afraid of pressure.
The jack stuck out its head-it was pressing hard.
A thousand miles to build a long shed-all good things must come to an end.
Send goose feathers a thousand miles away-courtesy is light and affection is heavy
Thousands of miles away-there is always a difference.
This is just a long March, and there is still a long way to go.
A thousand-year-old tree has deep roots and luxuriant leaves.
The Millennium Fox-Weird
Millennium Bronze-Antique
Millennium bronze bell-can withstand the blow
Millennium Wild Boar-Tiger's Food
Petunia crossing the wooden bridge-sadness
Morning glory blows into a trumpet-just for fun.
Morning glory, please-climb along the pole
Take a lame donkey to the hole-a cone can't poke.
Take a sheep and do it for the whole family-there are too many people.
Count chickens with camels-high, high, low, low
Leading sheep into the photo studio-going abroad (sheep)
There are wolves in front and tigers behind-one is fiercer than the other.
There's a dead end ahead-it won't work.
Ex-wife's children coax stepmother-all lies.
Hanging on the vine in front-it's hard to die.
There is a strong enemy before, followed by pursuers-a dilemma
Drill at the sight of money
The Qiantang River ebbs and flows.
Sleep in the eyes of people with thin money
Diving-just hold your horses.
Put the rafts on the shallows-put them down again and again.
If you don't pay your debt, let it go.
Paying off debts is a matter of course.
Robbers have a heart-it's rare to see them.
The robber met the thief's grandfather-black eats black.
A robber looks in the mirror-a thief with brains.
The robber left and took out his gun-pretending to be brave.
Robbers dream-thinking of stealing.
Forcing the daughter-in-law to get married-people don't care.
Strong and unyielding ants are in the cracks in the wall-going their own way.
Ants in the cracks in the wall-there is no way out
Scorpions in the cracks in the wall-secretly hurting people
Wheat on the wall.-asshole
Cabbage planted on the wall-difficult to water (salary)
Sleeping on the wall-it's rare to turn over
Growing vegetables on the wall-no edge (garden)
Grab the food and break the bowl-haste makes waste.
Knock on the lid and sell pies-what a big brand.
Knocking on wooden fish-from ear to ear
Knocking gongs to sell sugar-each doing his own thing.
Knocking gongs to drive away rabbits-booing
I just want to (ring) a little when I hit the gong and the cannon.
Knock gongs to catch sparrows-you can't catch any.
Knocking on the empty rice jar and singing-poor and happy
Bald man hiding in buckwheat field-I didn't see you coming.
Catch turtles in buckwheat fields-as sure as a gun.
Buckwheat-no bones
Buckwheat skin was beaten into a paste and wouldn't stick together.
Buckwheat skin oil extraction-dead pick
Buckwheat bran oil-out of thin air
Hugging at the top of the bridge-up and down
Put a pole in the bridge opening-you can't afford it.
Stick a pole in the bridge opening-can't afford it.
A bridge is a bridge, and a road is a road-loud and clear.
Clever father, clever mother-cleverness is cleverness.
A clever wife-it is difficult to cook without rice.
Qiaojie's hair-waves rolling
Sister Qiao raised her eyebrows-uprooted.
Glaring at the blind-sending the wrong message
Beautiful daughter-in-law wears a phoenix crown-the better, the better.
Dead, not dead.-dead.
Shave your head with a kitchen knife-the real mystery
Eggplant with yellow flower-planting
Qin Gui's Descendants-Rape Boys
Qin Gui's Crime of Killing Yue Fei-An Unnecessary Crime.
Qin Gui killed Yue Fei-the charge is not established.
Qin Gui had to bear the burden-he didn't give it.
Qin Shihuang's grandmother-years old.
Qin Shihuang's weapon-sit back and relax
Qin's yellow mule has a lot to do with his horse.
Boiled tofu with green vegetables-there is no oil and water.
Feed the cows grass-it hurts to bite.
Green-faced tiger goes down the mountain-little formal attire
Pineapple with green skin-immature
Take a bath in the blue dye vat-all bright (green)
Stir-fried beans with bluestone-cooked one, jumped one
Moss on a bluestone board-it can't take root.
Birds and turtles on the bluestone board-playing hardball
Tung tree is a thick and hard stick.
Frogs croak
Frogs eat wasps. They have an awl.
Frogs spend the winter-don't move
Frogs crawl on their feet-they don't bite, they are frightened.
Frog courtship-Shouting loudly
The frog is tied to a whip-it's not worth hitting.
Frogs fall in love-noisy
The frog looks at the jade rabbit-a world of difference
Frog laughs at tadpole-forgets where he comes from.
Frog drilling a snake hole-self-destruction.
Green bamboo poles dig holes-the more you dig, the worse you smell.
Green bamboo snake, wasp tail needle-the most poisonous.
The wasp between people-it exploded and dispersed.
Tomb-Sweeping Day's wife-one night at a time.
Huang Meiyu during Tomb-Sweeping Day every year.
Throw a stone into a clear pool-look to the end.
Stir-fry in clear oil-each has its own taste.
Steamed duck-hard mouth covered with powder
Dragonflies eat their tails-they bite themselves.
Dragonfly water-east, west.
Dragonflies, water, fish and flowers-all useless.
Dragonflies only touch the surface of water.
Dragonflies bump into bee cobwebs-wings are hard to fly.
Let a monkey pick peaches-they can't reach you.
Please come to the underworld and judge-bully the small with the big.
Invite wolves to visit-I'm tired of living.
Please ask the masons to go to the roof to check for leaks.
Please stay with your sister-in-law-she's restless and kind.
Poor grandma visits temple fairs-no need for people or money.
Poverty, Hunger and Happiness-Pleasure in Bitterness
The poor widow went to the market-she didn't need anyone or money.
The poor go back to their parents' home-it is difficult to complain about difficulties.
The poor eat out-empty bellies and pockets.
Poor shoemaker's property-a prostitute
The poor go to court-butt forward
The poor man fell into the snow hole-cold and hungry.
The poor buy rice-just ask (liter)
The poor sell their daughters-as a last resort
The poor sell their children-as a last resort.
A poor scholar marries-just do it, and everything will be simple.
Poor debtor celebrates the new year-avoid it
A poor mouth and a bad tongue-annoying.
Autumn wind sweeps away leaves-blowing a large area at a time.
Pull out radish after autumn-touch it no matter how hard it is.
After autumn, cicadas sing at the top of their lungs.
Bonzi field after autumn-what a hard ballast.
The melon shed after autumn-an empty shelf
Fruit after autumn-I've been scratching my head these days.
Fox after autumn-changed.
The wasp after autumn-fierce and powerless
Cucumber after autumn-no vitality, no stamina; fade out
Grasshoppers after autumn-jumping for a few days
The fans of the autumn queen-no one asked.
Autumn leaves-yellow
Luffa after Autumn-Full of Privacy (Silk)
Mosquitoes in autumn-they have been buzzing for several days.
Mosquitoes in autumn-happy again
Sorghum after autumn-from head to toe
The west wind blows after autumn-the weather is getting colder every day.
The swing is flat-great turbulence.
Peeling jute in autumn-it's all a matter of wrangling
Persimmons in autumn-the older they get, the redder they become.
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