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Sir Zhang, there is a very shocking person The name is Leslie Cheung. This Leslie Cheung is not that Leslie Cheung. Sir Zhang is a mathematics teacher in our school. In fact, it is not only his name that is shocking, but also every detail of his expression and movements. Of course, the most classic one is his language.

First of all, from Sir Zhang’s appearance, everyone can understand what kind of person he is. He looks very funny, and his classmates nicknamed him "spicy eyebrows and rat eyes" for his appearance. Indeed, Sir Zhang's eyes are a bit small, and they narrow into slits when he smiles. The lips are thin and the hair is frizzy and ice cream-like.

Sir Zhang rarely smiles and is not serious, but he always pretends to be serious. When he smiles, his lips either move from left to right or from right to left. He has a delicate voice and speaks standard Mandarin. But it always feels like the vocal tract is not used to produce the sound, but the nasal cavity is producing the sound. So, when Sir Zhang started talking, everyone already had a cold atmosphere.

What we admire most about Sir Zhang is his language. He is able to combine mathematical knowledge with language and turn it into a cold joke after some modifications. We admire his strong ability to use language. He is always so unexpected that we are overwhelmed.

One day in class, because everyone was too disrespectful and the homework was not handed in or written, Sir Zhang vividly announced before class...