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Home Alone 1
Once upon a time, there was a little bear. One day, the little bear was watching TV alone at home. Suddenly, he heard a strange sound. So, the little bear came to the door and looked through the small hole in the door, but saw no one! But after a while, the strange sound rang again! The little bear felt the strange sound coming from behind him, so he turned around and looked, was there no one there? ! This scared the little bear. The little bear hurriedly got into the bed. After a while, the sound sounded again, this time the sound was closer to the little bear.
At this time, the little bear's mother came back. It found the little bear in the bed, so the mother asked the little bear: My baby, why are you lying in the bed? The little bear got out of the bed when he heard his mother's voice. Said to her mother: Mom, you were not at home just now, and I heard a strange sound! Little Bear told his mother what happened today! After hearing what Little Bear said, the mother said to Little Bear: From now on, you must pay attention to safety when you are at home. You cannot open the door casually, let alone open the door to strangers. You must have safety awareness and learn more safety knowledge!
The little bear listened to his mother’s words and nodded seriously! The mother took the little bear to observe carefully and found that the sound was coming from the water dispenser. Home Alone 2
Today, my mother was not at home because of something very important. In the morning, my mother got up early, got dressed in a hurry, then got on the motorcycle and rushed to Boshan at a leopard's speed. I was alone at home.
After my mother left, I went to the refrigerator and took a pack of instant noodles. I was very hungry at the time, so I could only boil water, put the instant noodles in a bowl and soak them slowly until they were cooked. After eating, I picked up the chopsticks and finished eating. I turned on the computer and chatted with my dad online. I felt a little bored, so I took out my delicious food and sat next to the computer to watch and eat. It was very interesting. It's noon and my mother hasn't come back yet. I feel lonely now. A child without a mother is so pitiful! I heard a knock on the door and my mother was back! I immediately went to the door to greet my mother. I saw my mother holding a lot of things. I helped my mother hold the things and said to myself: "Mom, please never go out again. It feels bad to be without my mother." My mother took out the lunch, and I was so hungry that I swallowed two big steamed buns in one gulp. I was so hungry that I had no food to eat without my mother. It was so pitiful!
I will treat my mother well in the future so that you don’t get angry! Home Alone 3
As if there was a prior agreement, my parents went to work the night shift at the same time, leaving me alone.
The sky gradually darkened. Loneliness and fear made me sensitive to everything. I didn't dare to look into dark corners, and I didn't choose the two unlucky channels 4 and 13 when watching TV. Only then did I realize that the environment is an important factor that affects my mood. The only way to change your mood now is to change your environment.
I fill the house with music. I like this song "Invert the Earth" by Wilber Pan - everything will change and become beyond recognition, such as my current situation, if I can really reverse it. Earth, I must get my parents back first. But it was no use. Even though I turned my voice to the loudest, my fear did not diminish at all, but increased. I decided to watch TV instead.
I tried my best to calm my heart, and sat on the sofa as if drinking tea, quietly watching the funny plot of "Wulin Gaiden" on TV, but it did not alleviate my fear at all. "Dong dong", I suddenly heard a rush of footsteps. The source of these footsteps seemed to be in front of my house.
I suddenly felt that the voice had evil intentions, thief? robber? Elf? As long as they were synonymous with terror, they all passed through my mind one by one. I suddenly remembered that on TV, every theft gang would first test whether there is anyone in the house, and then the next step would be... breaking the door? "Click!" Oh my god, why did the prying really start? I was stunned for a moment, forgot to call 110, forgot to call for help, "click" the door opened, and the thief came in, eh? No, how come...
Mom! Home Alone 4
I went to bed late and got up late today.
I didn’t go for morning exercise today because the doctor said that you don’t need to do morning exercise for blood drawing. I can only do morning exercise tomorrow.
Mom went and came back soon. Dad went out, and I was the only one arranging things at home. Mom drank some water and went to change clothes. The doctor said that you should not eat and drink less water during the blood draw, so I filled a kettle with water and bread and put them in a plastic bag so that my mother could take them to eat and drink some water after the blood draw. It's good to satisfy your hunger, otherwise you will definitely be very hungry if you haven't eaten for such a long time.
My mother fried two eggs for me, I made a cup of cereal myself, tore the bread in the middle, poured some meat floss into it, and then I held it in both hands and took a bite. Suddenly, there was a "thud", oh, it turned out that my already loose teeth were laid off. My mother wiped it with cotton for me, then grabbed a small ball of cotton, placed it on the spot where my tooth had fallen out and asked me to bite it, and then went out. Alas, the food will have to wait until later.
I held a book and started reading...
After a while, I spit out the cotton, finished my breakfast, and was doing my homework. At this time, my mother They called me back and told me to spit out the cotton and not to bite it for too long. As long as there was no bleeding, I could rinse my mouth with a small amount of water. I think my mother cares so delicately, she even cares about such little things. Haha, I actually took care of it myself. Home Alone 5
Mom and Dad both work in the factory, and I am the only one at home, which is really a bit uncomfortable. The lively family was talking and laughing, but now it has become deserted, which is really not used to it.
But there was nothing I could do, so I had to wash my face and feet first, then get into bed and lie down. I lay quietly on the bed, very scared and couldn't sleep. What should I do? I turned on the light and went to sleep, thinking about the interesting things that happened in the morning, and shouting in my heart: "Mom, dad, come back soon!" Although my heart calmed down a lot, I still couldn't sleep. So, I took a composition book and read it. When I saw the wonderful points, I smiled unconsciously. Suddenly, I heard a "swish" sound, which made me scared, as if a devil was coming towards me. I quickly got into bed and covered my ears with my hands, but I was almost suffocated under the quilt, so I had to get in again. When I came out, the more I thought about it, the more scared I became and the more nervous I became, so I started telling jokes by myself. "Wangwang" the neighbor's puppy barked, and I thought it might be a thief. I ran out and took a look through the crack in the door. It turned out to be my parents! I finally felt relieved and happily welcomed them into the house.
Ah! It’s so uncomfortable to be at home alone! ! ! Home Alone 6
Since my father was transferred to Jiaotan, he only comes back once a week. My mother often goes to study late at night, so she is often alone at home at night.
I will never forget how difficult it was on the first night when my father was transferred. It's almost six o'clock, and my mother is going to study late. As soon as she left, I closed the door and went upstairs to do my homework. I wasn't afraid at all when doing homework, but there was not much homework that day and I finished it in about 20 minutes. So, my fear came over and I turned on all the lights upstairs, but I was still afraid.
Suddenly, I came up with a good idea: "Take a book and read it!" So I took out my favorite book "The Complete Collection of Grimm's Fairy Tales" and started reading it. no! no! Why is there so much about death in this book? I didn’t think anything of it before, but the more I read that day, the more scared I became.
There was no other way, so I picked up "New Prize-Winning Composition for Primary School Students" and read it with great interest. I was fascinated by it and forgot that I was alone at home. I don’t know when my mother called me: "Wu You, come and open the door." Ah! It's mom who's back! I was so happy that an unforgettable lonely night passed like this.
It has been more than a year since that night. Today, I am often alone at night. I know how to overcome fear and how to make my life more fulfilling. I also know that I should lock the door when I am at home alone. If something happens, call your father, mother or neighbor immediately. Home Alone 7
Today, my mother went to learn to drive, and my father went to work soon, leaving me alone at home. There are no "tigers" in the mountains, so I, the "little monkey", can be called the king!
After my parents left, I started playing house. After a while, I felt it was boring, so I started watching cartoons with relish. After looking at it, I felt very thirsty, so I went to pour tea. At this time, I suddenly saw a stranger outside the door through the crack of the door, looking around with a suspicious expression. I walked gently to the door, secretly observing this stranger's every move. I saw the man looking left and right, sometimes pricking up his ears, as if he was trying to hear what was going on inside, but would not go away. My heart suddenly jumped up and down like a little rabbit, and I was extremely nervous. After a while, I felt a little calmer. I thought about how my teacher and mother had told me how to deal with bad people, so I deliberately let a lot of noises come out of the room. After a while, I imitated my mother's voice and said loudly: "I'll buy some vegetables later. You can open the door when I come back." Then I said in my own voice: "Okay. Come back quickly." I'm a little hungry." After a while, I made some sounds of picking up things and putting on shoes while peeking at the stranger. After hearing this, the stranger finally ran downstairs and never came back. My hanging heart slowly relaxed!
Today I used my wisdom to drive away a stranger, and I couldn’t tell you how happy I was! Home Alone 8
Today my father is on a business trip and my mother is going to my grandma’s house. This family is my world. I cheered and danced around the computer, and my frown became relaxed. I clasped my hands and shouted loudly to the ceiling: "Thank God for finally giving me the opportunity to be at home alone this time, oh yeah!" Then, I couldn't wait to turn on the computer.
I am like a pony that has taken off the reins, enjoying the fun that the computer brings to me. After about an hour, the empty home made me feel a little scared, and I started to think wildly. I imagined the tables, chairs and benches to be some ghosts, rushing towards me. Suddenly I heard a "crash", my heart was jumping like a little rabbit, and I was breaking out in cold sweat. I looked back and said, "Huh, it's you." I saw all my books falling from the bookshelf to the floor. "I was so angry" that I had to muster up the courage to put all the books away. Alas, it was all caused by carelessness just now, but it shocked me.
I returned to the computer desk again, but my heart was pounding, as if something was about to happen, and I couldn't calm down for a moment. I started to miss my dad and mom. When will you come back? I miss you so much! Alone at home 9
Today, my mother is not at home, and my sister is not at home either, so I am alone.
I have never been alone at home before, because I am very timid, so I have never been alone at home. But today I have no choice but to stay at home.
I have been thinking that there are ghosts, thieves and bad people in my home. These ghosts, thieves and bad people have always been in my heart. I said to myself: "Don't think nonsense," but my brain didn't listen, and ghosts, thieves, and bad guys were still in my heart.
My heart began to beat fast, and suddenly I remembered what my mother said to me, "There are no ghosts in the world. Besides, thieves can't get in, and neither can bad guys, because we The doors and windows of the house are closed tightly, and they can't get in." I felt more at ease when I remembered what my mother said.
After a while, my sister and mother came back. My mother and sister asked me, "Are you scared in here?" I said, "No." My mother and sister said, "You are so brave." Home Alone 10
"Ding-a-ling, ding-a-ling "Ring" The phone suddenly rang. I was busy doing my homework when I picked up the phone and heard my mother say: "Your dad and I are going shopping today and may have to come back later. Remember not to go to the balcony and look down." "I know, I know," popped out of my mouth before my mother finished speaking.
At first, I thought confidently, aren't I just at home alone? What's there to be afraid of? ! But later on, I felt more and more uneasy. I always thought that someone was staring at me from behind. I couldn't help but get goosebumps all over my body, and my hands and feet were shaking. I silently said in my heart: "No one, no one"
The room was quiet, the clock was ticking, and I felt guilty. The wind blew loudly, like a big tiger still roaring. There were beads of sweat dripping from my hands! Suddenly something fell down, as if a pair of big hands had picked up my heart.
The time that lasted like a year finally passed. When there were footsteps in the corridor, followed by the sound of keys opening the door, I was so excited that I really wanted to give my parents who had just entered the door a big hug.
Now that I think about it, it still feels thrilling! Hehe, maybe I’ve watched too many horror movies. Home Alone 11
My parents are not at home tonight, and I am finally free! When the "dong" sound of the door closing sounded in my ears, I jumped up excitedly. But when I looked back at the empty house, I felt that my usually bustling home suddenly became extremely quiet.
I returned to my bedroom, found my tablet, unlocked the password, ate potato chips and watched cartoons, enjoying the fun of being alone at home. Suddenly, there were bursts of "click, click" sounds from the balcony. I was so frightened that I almost screamed. I thought: Could it be a thief who knew that I was alone at home tonight and crawled through the open window of the balcony? Come in? I plucked up the courage and decided to go to the balcony to find out.
I quietly ran to the living room, took out a pair of slippers from the shoe cabinet, and used them as self-defense weapons. Then I walked cautiously to the balcony. When I reached the balcony door, I asked loudly: "Who is coming? Call me." "Here comes the name!" "Click, click..." Only this terrifying voice answered me. I used the moonlight to fumble for the switch, and finally the light clicked on. I looked around and found that the sound was made by a little rabbit chewing on the cage. "You little rabbit, what kind of cage are you chewing on in the middle of the night? You want to scare your little master to death!" I yelled at the rabbit.
At this time, my parents happened to be back. I quickly ran to my mother’s arms and told me this "misunderstanding". My mother touched my head, smiled slightly, and told me that there would be no thieves in the house. of.
When I think back on this incident now, I feel that I was really timid at that time, hehe! Home Alone 12
I woke up from my dream in a daze. I shouted: "Dad, Mom!" I called several times, but my parents didn't answer. I got up, went to wash up, and walked to the kitchen. At this time, I found a note on the dining table, which said: Baby, mom and dad are going on a business trip today, so you will be at home alone today. Take care of yourself. We will be back in the afternoon. I thought: I am finally home alone, I can do whatever I want!
I don’t know how to cook anything delicious, so I’ll just eat some instant noodles. So, I started making noodles. Finally, I could eat it. I took a bite immediately. The taste was completely different from what my mother had prepared. It was too spicy. I've filled my stomach, what do you do now? At this time, I remembered Teacher Tian's book, so I picked up the book, sat on the chair and read it with gusto. I read it all morning because this book is so good.
After reading the book, I felt it was too hot, so I wanted to make my favorite milk ice cream. Usually, my mother says that making ice cream is too troublesome. Now I can finally make an ice cream with my own hands.
I took the ice cream grinder, poured the milk into it, inserted a popsicle stick, and put it in the refrigerator. After a few minutes, I took out the popsicle, put it in my mouth and chewed it. It was so delicious.
Although my parents are not at home, I still want them to come back, because in this way, our family will become very lively, and I prefer a lively home. Mom and Dad, please come back soon. I feel so lonely at home alone. Alone at Home 13
"Oh, why hasn't mom come back yet? I'm starving to death." My stomach roared while "protesting".
Oh, forget it, let’s make some food for ourselves! I hurriedly put on my shoes from the sofa, walked to the kitchen, took some flour from the refrigerator, poured it into a small basin, and put some warm water in it. Then, I washed my hands and stirred the flour with my hands. . After stirring, I took some more wood from outside and prepared to start the fire.
Start spreading the noodles. I first took out a little bit of flour dough and put it into the pot. The oil in the pot jumped onto my hand. Oops, it was so painful. I had no choice but to endure it just to eat! At this time, I looked at the pot again. At this time, the noodles had melted into a ball. It seemed that the first time failed.
The second time, I put less oil in the pot, but as soon as I put the flour balls in the pot, there was no reaction in the pot. I guessed that the firewood must not be strong enough, so I went to move some more. Come over for firewood. After all the work was done, when I opened the lid of the pot, tempers had risen to ninety percent because the dough ball was now a "coal".
The third time, no matter what, I decided to put all the rest into the pot and use a spoon to knead the flour into a round shape. After a while, I opened the lid of the pot and wow , turned out to be successful. The flour did not turn into "coal", but became golden and mouth-watering. I quickly took it out of the pot and took a bite. It was really delicious.
Although the pancakes were made successfully this time, it also made me understand the hardships of cooking. It’s so hard to be at home alone. Home Alone 14
Today, my mother suddenly received a call. Someone wanted a lot of goods. My mother had to go to the store to deliver the goods, so I was asked to stay home alone.
My mother asked me: "I'm going to the store to deliver goods. Can you be home alone?" "Yes, I'm fine at home alone." "Don't climb the window." "Yeah. "You must not touch the electric plug at home." "Well." "What if someone knocks on the door?" "And..." At this time, my mother put a lot of extracurricular books in front of me. Said: "When you have nothing to do, you can read extracurricular books and watch TV..." "OK." "Okay, I'm leaving." Mom closed the door with a "bang".
Wow! Great, it’s my own world! I thought: I’ll just paint, don’t I usually have time? Don’t you have time today?
I immediately ran into the room and started painting. I first spread out a piece of drawing paper, picked up the brush, and drew a big tree. I painted green on the leaves and brown on the trunk. . I drew the grass again, and there were a group of children playing happily on the grass. Unknowingly, the morning passed and my mother came back, so I ran over to greet her.
Today is such a happy day. Home Alone 15
"Oh my god! Why are you leaving me alone at home?" I muttered as soon as my mother opened the door.
I was sitting on the sofa. Suddenly, my mother opened the door and the light went out. My eyes went dark, and my mother forgot that I was still at home! For a moment, I seemed to hear the cry of a ghost, and my whole body trembled immediately. In the darkness, I jumped off the couch and searched for the switch. As soon as I took a step forward, my body shrank into a ball again. There are no ghosts, so what are you afraid of? I comfort myself. As he said this, his body shrank tighter and tighter.
"Stand up!" I said to myself with obsessive-compulsive disorder.
Finally, I stood up with a trembling body, slowly raised my right foot, and hit the sofa with a "bang".
I looked up at the wall, which was black and white, like a ghost searching for something carefully with a flashlight. I was so scared that I collapsed on the couch.
Just a few pieces of jelly! I think I mustered up the courage to run to the light, pressed the switch, and the light turned on and flashed a yellow light.
Is that clothes? I speculated.
I seemed to see a ghost with green eyes and red hair, and he rushed towards me with open claws!
"Help-" I shouted loudly. At this time the door opened and my mother came back!
"I don't want to be alone at home anymore!" I shouted before her.
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