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Brainstorming has an answer.
A brain teaser (selected article) 1. A blind man walked to the edge of a cliff, stopped suddenly, and then walked back. A: He is blind in only one eye.
2. Excuse me: If you divide the average into two parts, but you can't, how much will you get? Answer: Yes, in the middle.
A goat with blind left eye has a piece of beef on the left and a piece of pork on the right. Which piece does it eat? A: I am a vegetarian if I don't eat sheep.
A new hospital has been opened in this city, with advanced equipment and thoughtful service. But the strange thing is: there are no patients here. Why? A: This is a veterinary hospital.
5. There was a lady who typed four-character idioms several times after her divorce. Answer: Give up all her previous jobs.
6. There are three vacant rooms. One room has three light areas and the other room has three switches. Each switch can only turn on one light. If you can only enter each room once, how do you know which switch controls which light? Answer: Go into a room with a switch, turn on one of the switches and turn it off after the clock.
7. Why doesn't the hammer hammer the egg? Answer: Of course the hammer won't break.
8. When eating an apple, I took a bite and found that there were bugs, which was particularly disgusting; Seeing two bugs makes me feel even more disgusting; Excuse me: how many bugs are the most disgusting to see? Answer: Half a bug.
9. What do stutterers do most often? A: Make an international call.
10. Xiaohong and Xiao Li brag about each other. Xiaohong said she could eat the whole world. What did Xiao Li say better than Xiaohong's answer: Xiao Li said I could eat you.
A brain teaser (latest) 1. There is a horse. It goes south, north and west. Where does its tail end up? Answer: face the ground.
2. The tortoise-rabbit race has started again. This time, the rabbit was not lazy or playful, but this time the rabbit still lost. Why? Answer: The tortoise set the finish line in the sea.
3. What is the answer that people will eat if they are not careful: losing money.
Why does Xiao Wang have only one right leg? Answer: Because everyone has only one right leg and one left leg.
A man fell into the swimming pool, but his feet were not wet. Why? Answer: There is no water in the swimming pool.
6. Xiao Wang Tiansheng has great strength. Because of his strength, the ball landed a few minutes after being hit. Is it possible? Answer: Yes, it was hit by a tree.
7. Two red crabs about cm long race with black crabs. Who will win the answer: black crabs, because red crabs are ripe.
8. Is it possible for two people who have never met to negotiate several deals? A: Yes, by telephone, internet and other tools.
9. Xiao Wang's height160m. Why did he become 165m after attending the ball game? A: He was hit on the head with a bag.
10. Lao Wang lost all his hair, so why did he go to the barber shop? Answer: Lao Wang is a barber.
1 1. Wang Can doesn't buy tickets or have a monthly pass. Why should we sit from the starting point to the finish line? Answer: Because he is a driver.
12. In winter, how can ice become water immediately without heating? Answer: Remove two points from the ice.
13. A young man wants to do business in the river. There are no boats or bridges in this river. He swam across the river in the morning and reached the other side in an hour. In the afternoon, the width and velocity of the river did not change, nor did his swimming speed, but it took him two and a half hours to swim to the other side of the river. Why do you think it is? Answer: Two and a half hours is of course an hour.
14. What's the name of farting before death? Answer: Sure.
15. What is the global answer: telephone.
16. A hungry cat walked past a fat mouse. Why did the hungry old cat leave without looking at the mouse? Answer: This is a poor blind cat who met a dead mouse.
17. Why did A Lang wear a brand-new raincoat without holes, but he still got wet? Answer: Because he walks in the sun in a raincoat.
18. A poor guy jumped backwards from a 20-meter-high tower because he couldn't relax, and hugged the earth hard on the concrete floor? However, he didn't fall to death. Why? Answer: I was scared to death in midair.
19. A man was chased by a tiger. Suddenly a big river appeared in front of him. He can't swim, but he passed. Why? Answer: I fainted.
20. Who lives on someone else's head A: Barber.
A brain teaser (classic) 1. An old man has only three hairs on his head. One day he will attend an important banquet. Why did he pull out one of them? Answer: he wants to divide.
Pingping put the fish in the aquarium, and in less than ten minutes, all the fish died. Why? Answer: There is no water in the fish tank.
3. Who lives on the blade Answer: Skaters.
4. Why does four add up to equal? Answer:/+
The angrier things get, the bigger things get. Answer: temper.
There are ten birds in the forest. Xiao Ming shot and killed one, but the other nine didn't fly away. Why? Answer: ostrich
7. What is not big, but it can hold much bigger things? Answer: TV.
8. What means of transportation is more frightening when the speed is slower? Answer: The plane is flying.
9. An ordinary watch just falls into the sea, will it stop? Answer: No, it will keep sinking.
10. What does the elephant's left ear look like? Answer: It looks like its right ear.
1 1. A man was chased by a tiger. Suddenly, a big river appeared before him. He can't swim and has no transportation, but he passed. Why? Answer: He fainted.
12. Why can't you see your footprints when you walk on the beach? Answer: He is walking backwards.
13. Red beans and mung beans are put on a plate. Why did Xiao Wang separate them at once? Answer: There is only one kind of red bean like mung bean.
14. What is broken will not be punished, but will be rewarded. Answer: Record.
15. Both Wang and Li do things with one eye closed. Why is Wang performing and Li being punished? A: Because Wang is a shooter and Li is a warehouse keeper.
16. What water can never be used up Answer: tears.
17. A student lives in school. Why is he often late for school? Answer: The school where his home is located is not the school where he goes to school.
18. Li Zhe looks ordinary and nothing special, but he can blink for hours on end. How did he do it? Answer: As long as he closes his eyes, he won't blink.
19. Where is the trouble? Answer: pharmacy
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