Campus jingle jokes and funny sentences

Campus jingle jokes and funny sentences

Student life imitation

When is the high score? I have nothing to ask the sky.

I didn't pass this time. How can I meet my family?

I want to quit school, but I'm afraid my father will blame my mother.

Sweating for years. Poor academic performance,

Besides, at the critical moment.

No pains, no gains, sleepless nights.

There should also be hatred. Who said I was weak-willed?

The moon turned cloudy and sunny, and the students did well.

This matter is ancient and difficult to complete.

I hope that after I work hard, I will be famous in front of Sun Shan.

Say girls turn ten times.

Science and engineering girls don't look back, and their long hair flutters in their dreams;

As soon as the science and engineering girls turned around, the dormitory boys jumped off the building;

Science and engineering girls turn away from beauty and love apes;

The science and engineering girl turned three times and scared two cows in the field;

Science and engineering girls turn around four times, and the water in Lushan waterfall flows backwards;

The science and engineering girl turned five times, and Jordan flew to another planet;

Science and engineering girls turned six times, and Halley's comet hit the earth;

Science and engineering girls turn seven times, don't worry about recovering Taiwan Province Province;

Science and engineering girls turned eight times, and Song Wu drank three bowls of wine;

Science and engineering girls turn nine, Diego Diego Maradona plays basketball;

Science and engineering girls turn ten times, and human development comes to an end;

Girls from Beiwai don't look back, but they want to hug when they look back.

As soon as the girls from Beiwai turned around, they dumped the whole boys' building.

The girl from Beiwai turned around and the cars met randomly on the road.

The girl from Beiwai made three turns, and the cowherd in the sky approached the earth.

The girls from Beijing Foreign Studies University turned around four times, but they didn't see Miss World.

The girl from Beiwai turned five times, and the princess Chang 'e jumped off the building.

Six girls from Beijing Foreign Studies University turned around and the White House took an internship.

Girls from Beijing Foreign Studies University turn seven, so don't worry about students coming next year.

When a girl from Beiwai turns eight times, the eunuch will shake.

The girls from Beiwai turned nine times and were all taken away by rich drivers.

Girls from Beijing Foreign Studies University turn ten times, and Titanic continues to swim!

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