Who makes fun of teachers and classmates?

In the math class of senior three, the teacher writes on the blackboard. There is a scene below. The teacher couldn't bear it: "Students, keep your voice down!" "A buddy said," Teacher, you will get used to it! ""The teacher fainted!

All high schools must wear school uniforms. There is a repeat student who never wears ... the teacher in charge of this field squats at the door every day to check. One day, the teacher saw that the classmate didn't wear a school uniform and asked him why he didn't wear it. The classmate was furious and said, "My mother is not dead. Why should I wear mourning clothes?"

This may not be an answer: the teacher dragged his feet: "I want to say one last thing …" and then gave a bow, although the man replied loudly: "It's not sweet to twist a melon!" There was silence ... "The teacher's face was livid ... class was over" ... sweating. ...

When I was in junior high school, I liked a few boys to shoot butterflies after class (it's really boring to think about it now). As a result, a classmate was so excited that when the bell rang, the math teacher asked him several times but didn't answer. Five minutes after class, the classmate ran to the door and called for a report. The teacher said angrily, "I call the dog and it wags its tail!" " The classmate whispered, "I don't have a tail …" The whole class burst into laughter, and even the teacher couldn't help it …

One of my brothers was in an advanced mathematics class, and the teacher asked, "Calculus is a very useful subject. What is the goal of our study of calculus? My brother: "No cavities! "

In Chinese class, the teacher said: In fact, weasels don't eat chickens, which is obtained by scientists through experiments. Once, a chicken and a weasel were locked together. The next day, guess what? The classmate replied: The chicken is pregnant.

The PE teacher shouted in class: "Turn right, don't glance at it, and sweep the students next to you with the sidelight of the corner of your eye." Someone whispered below, "Only his bladder grows in the corner of his eye."

In high school, I had my first labor class. The teacher was an old man and introduced himself: "My name is Wu Shushan." I immediately replied: "Looking at Chang 'an in the northwest, there are countless poor mountains. "The whole class laughed, the teacher was livid, and I was punished for doing heavy work. Cold ~ ~

(Press: "Looking at Chang 'an in the northwest, pitiful countless mountains" is taken from Xin Qiji's "Bodhisattva Man's Book Building a Wall in Jiangxi")

In Chinese class, the teacher called a sleepy classmate to answer the questions. The classmate was in a daze and couldn't say anything ... The teacher said, "Is that okay?"? I won't scream either! " Classmate: "Cheep." The teacher is sweating.

In a photography class, a classmate photographed two children playing around the fountain. The teacher asked, "What is this picture?" A sentence came from below: "Yuanyang plays in the water." Everyone laughed wildly ~ ~ ~

In music class, teachers do music solitaire, that is, the previous classmate drinks a "la" with one sound, and the next classmate must repeat the "la" of the previous classmate, and then sing a "la" with another sound. A boy is bored. He added a word after everyone's "La" sound, such as "La Feng", "Lamian Noodles" and "Shit". After he sang "La" in a very beautiful tone, the music teacher smiled and said to him, "Let's see what you can play."

The chairman of the flag-raising ceremony made a thought report: "... I am the son of the people of China." The following students: "I'm from China."

During the self-study class, the academic director came in and asked the monitor, "Help me find two people, I want class flowers!" " "So the monitor organized the whole class to vote for the class flower, held a class, and finally unified their opinions and chose the most PL MM in the class. So the two MM shyly went to the director, who said," Come with me to the academic affairs office, I want to spend some flowers ... "

Excellent works of a junior high school biology teacher. Once he talked about the ecology of African grasslands, and when no one in the class listened, he got angry and said, "You all look at me! How can I know what African wildcats look like without looking at me? ……"

In high school, the political teacher said in class: "Developed capitalist countries, especially the United States, always bully other countries when they are strong. Our socialist China will not be like this. Even if it is strong, it will not bully others ... "My deskmate replied," How do you know if you are strong? " The whole class burst into laughter.