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A short story about children's Putonghua

What are the short stories of a child?

1, kitten fishing

The old cat and the kitten are fishing by the river. Here comes a dragonfly. The kitten saw it and put down the fishing rod to catch the dragonfly. The dragonfly flew away, the kitten didn't catch it, and returned to the river empty-handed. The kitten saw it and the old cat caught a big fish.

Here comes a butterfly. The kitten saw it, put down the fishing rod and went to catch butterflies again. The butterfly flew away, and the kitten returned to the river empty-handed without catching it. The kitten saw it, and the old cat caught another big fish.

The kitten said, "I am so angry." Why can't I catch any small fish? " The old cat looked at the kitten and said, "Fishing is fishing. Don't be so half-hearted. How can you catch fish when you catch dragonflies and butterflies? "

The kitten listened to the old cat and went fishing wholeheartedly. The dragonfly came again, the butterfly came again, and the kitten didn't seem to see it. Not long after, the kitten also caught a big fish.

2. Grandpa who planted trees

Grandpa, who planted trees, has a big banyan tree. Grandpa enjoys the cool under the banyan tree every day. One day, grandpa didn't come to enjoy the cool?

The cicada in the tree said, "Do you know? Do you know that?/You know what? Grandpa who planted trees is sick. " Mother Goose said, "Grandpa planted trees to let everyone enjoy the cool. We should go and see him! " "The animals rushed to the hospital. Frog sings to grandpa. The puppy tells a story to grandpa. Mother goose poured grandpa a glass of water. Piglet picked some wild flowers for grandpa.

Grandpa is so happy! Grandpa brought you a shade of green, and everyone sent him a love. Well done!

3. Trees in the Bird's Nest

In spring, Mr. Bird built a big and strong nest with hay and mud, and Mrs. Bird squatted in the nest to hatch her egg baby. One day, a bird's egg "bone" moved, ah, is the baby going to be born? Lady bird stood up and looked at the egg.

"My God!" Lady bird exclaimed. It turns out that a small sapling has grown in the bird's nest. Its leaves are green and fat, and they are rushing up! Lady bird hatched a tree! The news spread all at once.

"Cut it off quickly, or it will explode your bird's nest." Mr. mantis came with a big knife. Mr bird picked up a broadsword and cut down the saplings. "Poor little Xin Wei, look how well it grows!" Lady bird jumped on Mr Bird and stopped him.

"Then you have to move, and your bird's nest will soon be poked with a big hole." Mr. Beetle came to the truck and helped Mr. Bird's family move things.

But Mr bird refused to leave the bird's nest he had worked so hard to build. The saplings keep growing upward, and the nest is about to burst. "Otherwise, let's move this little tree somewhere." Mr. and Mrs. Byrd thought of a good idea at the same time.

Mr. Mantis and Mr. Beetle opened their sleeves and began to move trees. "You can't break the nest I built." Mr bird told me. "Don't touch my hatched baby!" Lady bird quickly added.

As a result, the sapling, together with the soil at its roots, was gently removed from the nest and planted in the ground. Lady bird went to hatch eggs again.

At this time, the "bone" of a bird's egg moved again . . "Oh, another one just needs to hatch." Mr bird cried. Lady bird glared at Mr Bird. "How can I keep incubating trees? This time, it must be our baby. " Yes, this time Mrs. Bird hatched four birds in a row, and Mr. Bird became the father of four birds.

Under the careful care of the Byrd couple, the birds and saplings grew up together. When four birds learned to fly, the tree moved out of the nest had pink flowers. Ah, this is a beautiful acacia tree.

Mr bird patted his forehead and said, "hi! I just made a bird's nest out of the mud under the acacia tree! " Spring has come again, and four new nests have appeared on this acacia tree. Will young trees grow in these four newly built nests? Well, you can't tell. ...

4. Bear's birthday party

Today is bear's birthday. Before he got up, the bear smelled the fragrance. "It smells good." Bell stretched himself and dressed quickly.

Where is the smell? Bear saw the big cake on the table at a glance. The cake is beautiful. There is a lovely bear carved in the middle. Four red candles and a few small flowers are inserted around the cake. Before Little Bear could taste the beautiful cake, a group of friends crowded into the room. Everyone ran to the bear with flowers, balloons and toys.

"Happy birthday, Bear, please accept our gifts and blessings." "Thank you, I am very happy, please eat cake with me." With the music of happy birthday, the bear blew out the candles, and songs and laughter filled the faces of every little friend.

The duckling is dancing happily, the kitten is singing a happy song, the puppy is playing suona, and the most beautiful thing is the butterfly dance of Butterfly Girl. The butterfly spread her beautiful big wings. After a while, everyone was singing and dancing. It's an extraordinary birthday party with great excitement.

5. The pig has become clean

There is a little pig. It has a round head, big ears, an upturned nose and a chubby body. He likes to look for food in the garbage. When he was full, he rolled in the mud. He was covered in mud. It thought, "Hum! I won't take a shower! "

One day, piggy wants to find a friend. He walked and saw a small white rabbit. What does a white rabbit look like: long ears, short tail, red eyes and white body. The little pig looks at the little white rabbit and wants to make friends with it. The pig said anxiously, "Little Rabbit, I want to make friends with you." The rabbit saw how dirty it was and said, "Piggy, you are so dirty. I'll play with you after you take a shower. " Piglet didn't want to take a bath, so she walked away sadly.

It walked and saw the little white goose. What did it look like? It had a red hat on its head and a white body. The little pig saw it and wanted to make friends with it. The pig said, "Little White Goose, Little White Goose, I want to make friends with you." The little white goose looked at the pig's body and said, "You are too dirty. I'll play with you after you take a shower. "

Piglet looked at his dirty body. Just like making friends. Little White Goose said, "Come, I'll take you to take a bath." The little white goose took the pig to the pond. Pour water on the pig, and the pig finally becomes clean. Little white geese and rabbits play with it!

Second, there is an urgent need for a story about Putonghua, about 50 words, not too much.

The story of Putonghua

I went to Tangshan by train, and a girl of seventeen or eighteen spoke to me in Mandarin. She said that she was from Fengnan and went to Beijing to see her sister. I asked her strangely, "Are you from Fengnan? Why don't you speak with a Fengnan accent? " She said, "Hey, speak Mandarin when you are away from home!" "Do you still speak Mandarin when you go home?" "I can't talk when I go home, or my mother says I have a Beijing accent."

Comments: The primary stage of popularizing Putonghua is bound to go through a stage of speaking both dialects and Putonghua. Young people have the consciousness of speaking Mandarin when they go out, which is the result of school education and the expression of modern consciousness. As for the language concept of the elderly, it will gradually change with the progress of the times.

Secondly,

A girl from Hebei was introduced to a young man from Shandong. From the first time we met, we all talked in Mandarin. On the wedding night, the groom said to the bride, "I will speak Shandong dialect in the future!" " "The bride asked," Didn't you always speak Mandarin to me? " "I'm not afraid you think my culture is low! Now that I'm married to you, I should relax. "

A year later, the child was born. When the baby began to babble, the young father suddenly changed his mouth to speak Mandarin. He said, "You can't let your children learn local dialects from primary school."

Comments: Speaking Mandarin is the embodiment of cultural literacy. Young parents let their children learn to speak Mandarin from an early age, which shows that they are responsible for their children's life.

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Three years ago, a school official went back to his hometown to visit relatives. Because he has worked in other places for many years, he is used to speaking Mandarin. As a result, his father picked him: "When you go home, are you still bureaucratic with your father?" Going home again this year, he took the initiative to talk about his hometown dialect. Unexpectedly, the village chief blamed him again: "You have been gone for many years, why do you still speak dialects?" Now everyone in our village speaks Mandarin! The products of village-run enterprises have been sold to other provinces, and when people speak dialects, they will think that our products are not high in science and technology. "

Comment: Look at the value of Mandarin. The market economy has pushed the countryside to the forefront of modernization. Language is the second appearance of human beings. Modern farmers should have a modern language image and don't look at today's farmers with old eyes.

Fourth.

A prosecutor in Shanghai went to the northeast on business. When he checked in at the hotel, the receptionist at the front desk saw him wearing a uniform and asked him, "Is there a man?" The Shanghai guest was surprised and replied, "I have no housework." The waiter said, "Who asked if you had any housework? I mean, do you have a boyfriend? " The guest was angry: "My home is in Shanghai. What are the chores here? " ? Without rhyme or reason! "

Comment: Do you understand? "Guy" means "tools and weapons" in the northern dialect. The waiter asked the guest if he had a gun. If he has a gun, he must register. But she can't speak mandarin, and the guests in the south can't understand it. No wonder someone is angry.

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Four short stories about Putonghua

1. Once I bought an apple and sold it to two people. I asked what kind of apple it was. One of them answered "hard ball". I said to myself, I have never heard of this name. Another bought an apple and asked what it was. Another replied "Welcome to autumn". I suddenly realized that people who say "hard ball" can't speak Mandarin, which made me wonder.

On the bus in Beijing, a foreigner took out a ten-yuan ticket and said to the conductor, "Did you see it?" ! Have you seen it? ! The conductor ignored it; The outsider said, "Have you seen it? ! Have you seen it? ! "The conductor suppressed the fire and still ignored it; Repeatedly, the conductor finally flew into a rage, took out a 50 yuan ticket, poked it in front of outsiders and shouted, "Did you see it? "Outsiders are surprised and scared, and they say," How can a conductor in Beijing do this? "

Everyone is puzzled, only after asking: foreigners want to buy tickets and say "Jianguomen, Jianguomen"!

3. A county magistrate with a strong dialect went to the village to make a report:

"Rabbit, shrimp, pig tail! No pickles, pickles are too expensive! ! "

(Comrades and villagers, pay attention! Stop talking and have a meeting now! ! )

After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said, "Please give me sausages and pickles!"

Now, please ask the flight attendant to speak! )

The township head said, "Rabbit, the dog ate today's meal, and everyone is a big jerk!" "

Comrades, that's enough for today. Let's make a big bowl! )

"Don't be a cantaloupe, I'll pick up a shit and lick it for you. . . "

Stop it. I'll tell you a story. . . )

"Someone may eat this shit."

Someone may know the story. )

"Don't worry if you can't eat."

I will give it to you now.

4. Once upon a time, there was a small official who made a living by teaching after retirement. He looks down on craftsmen. one

On the Dragon Boat Festival in 2008, a student invited him to dinner. The students are hiring two teachers, a tailor and a carpenter.

Fu works, and the students' father asks them to sit at the same table. The gentleman thought: these two "reds"

Foot guy ",stained with my light, to ridicule them. At dinner, he said, "Today's East.

This is a family gathering. How about we sit at the same table and read some poems to help us wake up? "Two teachers.

Answer: "All right."

He proudly said: "From one o'clock, senior officials, distinguished guests, birds, chickens, ducks and geese, without me."

Sir, how to eat chickens, ducks and geese? "

Hearing this, the tailor continued, "Under the word rain, frost, rain and dew, next to the word clothes, shirts and coats,

Pants, I don't sew shirts, jackets and pants. How can I resist the frost and snow, sir? "

The carpenter's master also said slowly, "First, raw, cow, wooden characters next to it, lattice,

Iron fences, buildings, carpenters don't build iron fences, where is your husband's cow! "

Hearing this, the retired junior official blushed and was short of breath, and there was nothing to answer.

Once upon a time, there was a rich man who wanted to open a hotel, so he spent three cents to buy a new store.

Lian.

A scholar went to apply. The rich man said, "couplets should praise my wine, acetic acid and pig fat.

It's crowded and there are no mice in the shop. "

Picking up a pen, the scholar quickly wrote:

The first part is: raising pigs is like a mountain, and the mouse's head dies.

The bottom line is: the jar is good, but the vinegar jar is sour.

The horizontal recognition is: more people, less illness and more money.

After the scholar finished writing, he shook his head and read the couplet as:

"Raising pigs is as big as a mountain mouse, and my head is dead."

"The wine vat is good for vinegar, and the altar is sour."

"There are many sick people and less wealth."

6. During the summer vacation, my mother took Longlong to visit my grandfather in the country. Grandpa was very happy and asked with concern.

Longlong: "How are you studying?"

Longlong: "I'm in grade one."

Grandpa thought for a moment and said, "Study hard. I have to study on the first day, the fifteenth day and even the next day. "

Only by studying in the sky can you study well. "

7. I met a fellow countryman at the airport one day. He asked me what I was studying abroad, and I said:

"Solution chemistry." He said, "You're welcome, man. There is no simple chemical reaction. "

8. A commodity salesman went to Guangzhou on business. After arriving in Beijing, he wanted to fly before.

I used to send a telegram to the manager, fearing that the manager would not agree to the reimbursement: "Seize the opportunity."

No? "The manager received the telegram and thought it was an" opportunity "to clinch a deal. He immediately called back:" You can take it.

Multiply "

The salesman came back from a business trip to reimburse the travel expenses, and the manager took a plane with insufficient level.

The provisions of the plane will not be reimbursed, and the plane ticket fee will not be reimbursed. The salesman killed the manager and came back.

Electricity, the manager was dumbfounded.

Five short stories in Putonghua

Once I bought an apple and sold it to two people. I asked what kind of apple it was. One of them answered "hard ball". I said to myself, I have never heard of this name. Another bought an apple and asked what it was. Another replied "Welcome to autumn". I suddenly realized that people who say "hard ball" can't speak Mandarin, which made me wonder why Apple is called "hard ball".

Fun, super funny ~ ~ ~

Cheng Xiao met Mr. Qian in the toilet. Cheng Xiao should wash his hands, so should Mr. Qian. Cheng Xiao said, "Teacher, please die first. Teacher Qian knew that Cheng Xiao's pronunciation was wrong, so he scolded (X) and died (S). He hoped that Cheng Xiao could find this mistake by himself and said, "I won't die. Unexpectedly, Cheng Xiao still didn't find his mistake, so he went on to ask, "Why don't you die? Teacher Qian said, "I don't want to die. Cheng Xiao, why haven't you found out that you misspelled the word "wash" and called it "death". 」

Xiao Wu is an employee of the Beijing office of a Hong Kong company. One day, the company sent him and two other colleagues from Beijing to meet people at the airport. Xiao Wu calls his colleagues in the street. As he walked, he said, "When are we going to hijack the plane? Shall the three of us grab it together? When a policeman heard this, he asked Xiao Wu, "What did you say you were going to do? Hijacking? " Xiao Wu said, "Oh, I'm sorry, I made a mistake. I mean to pick up the (ji) plane, not to rob the (ji) plane. 」

On the bus in Beijing, a foreigner took out a ten-yuan ticket and said to the conductor, "Did you see it?" ! Have you seen it? ! The conductor ignored it; The outsider said, "Have you seen it? ! Have you seen it? ! "The conductor suppressed the fire and still ignored it; Repeatedly, the conductor finally flew into a rage, took out a 50 yuan ticket, poked it in front of outsiders and shouted, "Did you see it? "Outsiders are surprised and scared, and they say," How can a conductor in Beijing do this? "

Everyone is puzzled, only after asking: foreigners want to buy tickets and say "Jianguomen, Jianguomen"!

Six short stories in Putonghua

Stories of dialects and putonghua

Once upon a time, there was an island where Chinese, German, English and other languages lived. Suddenly one day, all the languages decided to leave the island and go outside.

Soon, all languages landed. Ah, the outside world is really beautiful: there are tall buildings, tall and straight trees, bright flowers and lovely animals ... watching, all languages are separated, but it doesn't matter, those people are very enthusiastic, so all languages will soon have a place to live. English spread to England, French to France and Japanese to Japan. Germans settled in Germany ... but Chinese in China split into two parts, and dialects and Putonghua appeared.

One day a few years later, dialect and Mandarin came together. Dialects call names when they meet Mandarin for no reason, but Mandarin bows greatly and asks, "Dialect buddy, how are you recently?" Seeing this, the dialect is not ashamed, but proudly replies, "I'm so busy recently. Who told me to be so popular? " Everyone talks about me. ""really? " "Don't believe it, let's compare." "good! "Mandarin confidently replied," Why not invite people from other languages to be judges? " "All right!" Dialect readily agreed. They found other languages to judge them.

At the beginning of the competition, the judges said, "You two introduce yourselves." Dialect spoke: "Hello, my name is Dialect, which is a very popular language. When people speak, it is me-dialect. I'm ordinary, and everyone will say, stop learning, and you'll understand as soon as you listen ... ""No! Don't! No! " English says in nonstandard Chinese, "I don't agree with you, because I can't understand most of what you said." "yes! Right! " Other languages speak in unison. Now it's time to speak Mandarin. He stepped onto the stage, adjusted his collar, and then said, "Hello, languages. My name is Mandarin. Although few people talk about me now, I believe that in the near future, I will be a household name and everyone will say it. In fact, speaking Mandarin has many advantages, such as: speaking Mandarin is a sign of politeness and civilization; Also, if you want to swear when you speak Mandarin, you can't swear, because it is possible to swear when you speak dialect, so speaking Mandarin can help people get rid of the bad habit of swearing. Also, if you can't speak Mandarin, you can read some composition books and fairy tales. While reading, I not only increased my knowledge, but also learned to speak Mandarin. If you really can't speak, you often try to speak. It's okay to have fun. Isn't there a saying: smile, it's ten years old. There are countless benefits of speaking Mandarin, so let everyone come to me-Mandarin! " The words sound just fell and thunderous applause rang out from the audience. "In the first game, Mandarin won." The judges said. Followed by the second knowledge contest, the third intelligence contest and the fourth physical contest, Mandarin won. Obviously, Putonghua won a great victory in this competition, so all languages helped to promote Putonghua. Soon, dialects disappeared in China, and naturally, Mandarin became a well-known language.

One day by bus, there were a lot of people. The last person who got on the bus managed to squeeze his head and feet in, but * * * was outside the door. As a result, the conductor accidentally caught his * * * when he closed the door. I heard the man shout, "I've been arrested, open the door!" " "Although the conductor didn't know who Mao was, he saw that the man was caught and quickly opened the car door.

After a while, the conductor asked the man, "What is hair? That is called * * *. " " *** ? My place is called Mao. "That man is just. "You are now in Beijing, not in your hometown. Who can understand you? Remember in the future: only * *. " The conductor is not to be outdone. The man was silent. After about three stops, the bus arrived at Andingmen. The conductor shouted, "The Anding Gate is here, please get off." As soon as the voice fell, the man approached the conductor and said, "You are wrong. You just said it was called * * *, so why not call Andingmen * *? "

The conductor and the whole bus laughed in surprise.

A foreign tourist entered Beijing for the first time. After a long experience in Beijing Railway Station, he decided to take the bus, the most familiar and cheapest means of transportation, and go to the joint place designated by his friends to build the country.

When you get on the bus, you have to pay a one-yuan fare. But he couldn't find change for a long time, so he had to take out a Qvanxian Zhang ten yuan and say to the conductor, "Jianguomen." Who knows the conductor's elder sister glanced at him out of the corner of her eye. To put it bluntly, she gave him a dirty look and turned to collect money from other passengers.

Our GG, a fool, thought: why don't you charge me? It's not against the rules! So he took a step and overcame all difficulties. Finally, he squeezed into the ticketing elder sister's side, shook his money and said, "Jianguomen!" " This time it was a little louder, which attracted the attention of people around. This ticketing sister is also embarrassed to ignore him. I saw her whoosh, took out a brand-new hundred-dollar bill from her purse, praised our unwavering GG and said loudly, "Did you see it?"

It turns out that our GG's Mandarin is not very standard, and the pronunciation of "Jianguomen" is "Did you see it". No wonder the conductor is angry. Isn't it just a relatively new ten dollars? Small sample, who hasn't seen it! !

What are the short stories about Mandarin?

A short story about Putonghua

Cheng Xiao met Mr. Qian in the toilet. Cheng Xiao should wash his hands, so should Mr. Qian. Cheng Xiao said, "Teacher, please die first. Teacher Qian knew that Cheng Xiao's pronunciation was wrong, so he scolded (X) and died (S). He hoped that Cheng Xiao could find this mistake by himself and said, "I won't die. Unexpectedly, Cheng Xiao still didn't find his mistake, so he went on to ask, "Why don't you die? Teacher Qian said, "I don't want to die. Cheng Xiao, why haven't you found out that you misspelled the word "wash" and called it "death". 」

Xiao Wu is an employee of the Beijing office of a Hong Kong company. One day, the company sent him and two other colleagues from Beijing to meet people at the airport. Xiao Wu calls his colleagues in the street. As he walked, he said, "When are we going to hijack the plane? Shall the three of us grab it together? When a policeman heard this, he asked Xiao Wu, "What did you say you were going to do? Hijacking? " Xiao Wu said, "Oh, I'm sorry, I made a mistake. I mean to pick up the (ji) plane, not to rob the (ji) plane. 」

On the bus in Beijing, a foreigner took out a ten-yuan ticket and said to the conductor, "Did you see it?" ! Have you seen it? ! The conductor ignored it; The outsider said, "Have you seen it? ! Have you seen it? ! "The conductor suppressed the fire and still ignored it; Repeatedly, the conductor finally flew into a rage, took out a 50 yuan ticket, poked it in front of outsiders and shouted, "Did you see it? "Outsiders are surprised and scared, and they say," How can a conductor in Beijing do this? "Everyone is very puzzled. When asked, they know that foreigners want to buy tickets and say' Jianguomen, Jianguomen'.

One day by bus, there were a lot of people. The last person who got on the bus managed to squeeze his head and feet in, but * * * was outside the door. As a result, the conductor accidentally caught his * * * when he closed the door. I heard the man shout, "I've been arrested, open the door!" " "Although the conductor didn't know who Mao was, he saw that the man was caught and quickly opened the car door. After a while, the conductor asked the man, "What is hair? That's called * * *. " " *** ? The place where I live is Mao. "That man has a point." You are in Beijing now, not in your hometown. Who can understand you? Remember in the future: only * * *. "The conductor is not to be outdone. The man was silent. After about three stops, the bus arrived at Andingmen. The conductor shouted, "Here is the Andingmen. Please get off. As soon as the voice fell, the man approached the conductor and said, "You are wrong. You just said it's called * * *, so why isn't Andingmen called * * *? The conductor and the whole bus laughed in surprise.