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Seeking Wang Xifeng's wonderful language description

First, the speech is extremely refreshing.

Xifeng once adored a little girl named Hongyu. The little girl told a lot about four or five things about her grandparents, and Feng agreed with her. She said, I like this. She said, I like to keep my mouth shut, and I don't like to complain. In fact, this is also the wind of Xifeng's own words. Look at her. From the moment Xifeng appeared, she said, "I came late and didn't meet any guests from afar." Xifeng and others urged, "Yinger grabbed the kite's foot and buckled it." This is all the language of Xifeng, so she said, "I won't join the Grand View Garden. If I spend a few dollars, I won't join the club." Am I not a rebel in the Grand View Garden? " These words mean that Xifeng has her own speaking style, including her. In other words, the opening of the couplet poem "The north wind is tight overnight" is shallow, but not vulgar.

Second, the mind is extremely deep and meticulous.

The same thing, others say that Xifeng said, the effect is completely different. For example, at the 54th Lantern Festival, the old lady asked, Why didn't Xiren come with Baoyu? The implication is blame, and the grandmother is not happy. Then Mrs. Wang immediately came back and said, "Her mother died the day before yesterday, and it is inconvenient for her to come because of her filial piety." Jia mu did not agree. She said, "Being with my master is neither filial nor unfilial. If she's still with me. Say, if xiren were still with herself, wouldn't she be here now? " As a slave, she has no personal freedom. If she follows her master, everything will depend on his will. Therefore, Grandmother Jia was very dissatisfied that Xiren was not in this place. Then Mrs. Wang's explanation, grandma also felt that she did not agree. Hearing this, Feng immediately took it, explained it, and said three useful words. What did Xifeng say? She said, "xiren didn't come with us." First, because it is the Lantern Festival, she said, "Candles and fireworks are the most risky." The garden needs careful care of xiren; This is from the perspective of security; Moreover, "xiren will carefully prepare bedding tea in the house, and Brother Bao will go back to sleep, and the colors are all complete." ; Three "gifts that can attack people once". This is what Feng said, so these words not only conform to the birthright order of master and servant, but also cater to the old lady's psychology. The old lady is afraid that there are lights everywhere in the Lantern Festival and candles in the snuff. She is afraid of fire. In addition, he appealed to the old lady's love for his grandson. Then the old lady praised her and said, "That's right, it's more thoughtful than I thought." She didn't blame Alan, but cared about him. On the contrary, she said that Aaron was alone in the house, so Yuanyang, because Yuanyang's mother had died, was allowed to accompany them. She also said that she should get snacks and something for Aaron. The same thing can have completely different effects.

Third, look at people's dishes.

She treats different people as well as Xifeng, and can treat different objects, so she has different languages. Because Xifeng is a family member, she has to deal with all kinds of people and hand over the corresponding ones. We say that Xifeng can handle all kinds of interpersonal relationships just right, and the art of language is also worthy of our appreciation. Granny Liu came to Guo Rongfu for convulsions for the sixth time. Granny Liu is a rural old lady with a long history and rich life experience. She is not related to Jia's family, but walks occasionally, so she can't be slow. Then Feng and I guess each other's identity and relationship, so between expressions, of course, she has a kind of nobility with Feng, and her reserve can be seen naturally, but she speaks appropriately. What is decent? When I said it, there were modest words: "I am young, I don't know much, I don't know what my generation is, and I dare not scream." At the same time, she complained about the difficulties and said, "It's spectacular outside, but I didn't know there was another big difficulty." Just an empty shelf. Moreover, she is not lacking in human feelings: "Relatives should not wait for the door to take care of each other. It's not good for you to go back empty-handed. If you don't think it's too little, take the fifty taels of silver for the time being. " Such a language is neither too warm nor too simple; Neither lose nor show off.

So, how did Xifeng treat the eunuchs from the palace? This is an occasion where the bottom faces the top. Seventy-two times, the palace Xia Taifu sent this little supervisor to borrow money. She said: "Grandpa Xia bought a house, and he still needs 220 yuan. He borrowed 1220 yuan last time and returned it at the end of the year. " In fact, it is a kind of blackmail, so before that, Xifeng heard that the eunuch was coming. She told Jia Lian to hide first and sent Jia Lian to hide herself. Xi-feng said, "Your grandpa Xia is so stingy! This is also worth remembering. Let me say something, I'm not afraid of his oversensitive. If we remember clearly, I don't know how much we paid back. I'm afraid not. If there is, take it. " It seems that she didn't offend the little eunuch because of Feng's words. In fact, words are soft and hard, or hidden in cotton. She has a warning, that is to say, being called borrowing like this is extortion, and it is "I don't know how much". As the main body of Xifeng, she can be measured and humble to different people and people of all colors, which is reflected in her language.

Fourth, humor.

Xifeng is the "pistachio" of Grandmother Jia, which can be said to be "Shunqi Pill". There used to be a retrospective called "Wang Xifeng's Colored Clothes". For Wang Xifeng, the most wonderful joke is not "the deaf set off firecrackers", but her humor and wit. Jia mu's diet, Jia mu takes turns eating according to the water sign every day, and she wants to die. Then Wang Xifeng would say, "The ancestors were too jealous of human flesh. If they weren't too jealous of human flesh, they would have eaten me all. " While visiting the Grand View Garden, Jia Mu said that she fell down because of being naughty, leaving a scar and a nest on her head. Feng immediately said: We can see that our ancestors lived a long life since childhood, and the tie came out of that nest, so it is a nest on the head of the old birthday star, and it stands out because of its full life. We have all seen pictures of the birthday girl. The photo of the birthday girl is not as prominent as a peach, so before Xifeng finished the joke, everyone laughed. When Mrs. Xing fawned on Yuanyang, the old lady trembled with anger and almost put the blame on everyone, not only Mrs. Xing, but also Mrs. Wang, Baoyu, all the people, and even Xifeng, and the air was tense. In this case, no one dared to say anything. Only Xifeng said, "I don't blame the old lady. It was the old lady who asked for me." Everyone is surprised. Why is the old lady still here? Then Feng explained the reason. She said, "Who told the old lady that she could transfer people? How can she complain about people's needs? " Fortunately, I am a granddaughter-in-law. If I were a grandson, I would have wanted it long ago, and I have been waiting until now. "Is a bit Indiana Jones, jia first one leng, how do I have anything wrong? It turned out that she said that Feng's words had a novelty and excitement. This seems to be the fault of the old lady. In fact, she is boasting that the old lady can adjust people, like a mandarin duck. As a result, grandma quickly turned anger into joy, her anger subsided, her heart opened, the air eased, and she talked and laughed again.