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Guizhou University? Which campus is the best?

There is a joke in Guizhou University: beautiful women in the North District, delicious food in the South District and monks in Caijiaguan abound ... Relatively speaking, the North District is the best, because after the merger in 2004, the environment in the North District has been greatly improved, and it really looks like a university. Huaxi North District is the administrative campus of your school, with compact campus planning, beautiful campus environment and trees. North District is the campus with better hardware facilities among the three major campuses. In addition, the North District is the campus where liberal arts majors are located, and there are relatively many girls. Huaxi South District is the location of the Freshmen Department and the Fourth College of Agriculture, Forestry and Biology of your university. It was originally Guizhou Agricultural College. Most of the dormitories and teaching buildings in the southern district were newly built after the first merger, and the conditions were relatively good. There are 8 people in the dormitory and 4, 6 and 8 people in the apartment, but the number of 4 people is small. Generally, there are six or eight freshmen. The dormitory is a security door with good security. The canteens in the southern district are the best in several major campuses, and the taste of each canteen is OK. The staff are hardworking, simple and kind. The gate of the South District is the gathering place of Internet cafes. It is estimated that your classmates will hang out there in the future. Caijiaguan Campus was once an expensive university, where the ratio of male to female was as high as 9: 1, the hardware was backward, the management was chaotic, and it was a land of merger and decline, which was not treated reasonably by the administration of upstart universities. However, eating here is the cheapest in Guizhou, and the canteen is the garbage of several campuses.