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Stories of people with Lei Feng spirit around us
And Xu Sanduo
On the boring car, Xu Sanduo suddenly found that Chengcai, a fellow from the same village, was sitting next to him. At nightfall, the squad leader boosted morale amidst sniffles and sniffles and introduced everyone that they were joining a unit with a long history.
Xu Sanduo was awakened at dawn - the car door was opened from the outside, and the thick tank barrel almost came in from the outside of the car door. Xu Sanduo reacted the fastest, raising his hands above his head as if to block. Company commander Gao Cheng outside the car ran over angrily: What is that soldier doing? Playing a prisoner?
The life of a new recruit is very fast. In three months, Xu Sanduo learned to goose-step, salute, and ask for leave to report. He also understood that whether a mule or a horse is important in the military camp. Chengcai from the same village became a temporary class deputy, but Xu Sanduo was shouted at so that he was confused. The more he was afraid of making mistakes, the more he made them. No, the company commander was talking about the new equipment of the armored reconnaissance company on the stage, and Xu Sanduo was talking quietly below, saying that he wanted to memorize what the company commander said. But the company commander threw the blame when he asked again: Why did you memorize it? Xu Sanduo was beaming: Report to the company commander, memorize it so I can write a letter to my dad. The company commander was so angry that he ordered each of them to copy the "Secret Manual" three times!
The company had only a few soldiers, Xu Sanduo, who was not welcome. The squad leader said, how about we allow more than 30 points for our company and arrange our class? To be honest, this soldier is the most diligent in training among this group of soldiers. The company commander said: Don't forget, our Seventh Steel Company is the sharp knife company of the entire regiment. The monitor was speechless.
Two cars pulled the recruits up and down, and at dusk only Xu Sanduo was left. The instructor said: This is it for you, the second platoon and fifth squad of the third red company, guarding the oil pipeline, a glorious and arduous task. In fact, this task is neither bitter nor tiring. It can be said in two words: boring.
Xu Sanduo found what he should do. He ran and did exercises according to the schedule of the recruit company every day. His movements were not standardized but he did it very seriously. Whenever I have free time, I will wipe my 56-style shot clean, and then go out and aim at a certain point on the wasteland for a long time. The veteran who played cards, watched TV and chatted all day long looked at him as "eye-catching" and encouraged the squad leader to teach him immediately. Lao Ma ordered him to do something meaningful and pave roads between the houses around the barracks. It turned out that even a platoon stationed here had not been paved.
Xu Sanduo began to pave the road. He first drew lines, then turned over the soil, patted it down, and then picked up various stones from the wasteland to form patterns. Everyone wanted to see his joke at first, but this fool used his amazing speed and quality to do such a boring task obediently.
The road extended from the dormitory to the oil pipeline. The squad leader secretly measured the length of the repaired road - 427 meters. This was the result of the silly boy's hard work in the wilderness for half a year.
Finally, all the soldiers of the fifth squad began to build the road, and later they even put up a flagpole on the road. The division's helicopter was on routine patrol. On weekdays, it just flew over from a distance, but today it was very close. This was a big deal for Squad 5. The soldiers waved happily, and the helicopter shook its body and greeted politely and somewhat arrogantly. Say hello and fly away. Under the helicopter rotors, the five branches of Class 5 formed a striking five-pointed star shape.
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