What are the touching jokes?

One day, when you were walking on the path, there was a hole in front of you. Do you want to make a hole or not? 1 hole and you fall; Without a hole, you will fall.

There is a new toilet in Tian Li. Have you ever been there? 1 Yes, 2 No (male only). He will definitely say no, because there is no such thing. At this time, you can tell him that Tian Li toilet is a men's toilet.

Three days a day, a person wants to kill pigs and donkeys. Will he kill pigs or donkeys now? 1 pigs and donkeys think so, so do donkeys and donkeys.

The tortoise and the rabbit race, with the pig as the referee.

Q: Who will win?

A: Tortoise or rabbit (you are a pig, because the pig is the judge and the pig has the final say).