33 jokes in one sentence

1, I don't accept junk, and I can't let you be on call.

My figure is actually quite good, fat but not greasy.

3, there is no way to go, wherever you go, take the bus.

When you speak ill of me, can you stop embellishing it and think it's cooking?

5, people can not lower their noble heads, except when picking up money.

6, I am not a straw boat, don't send your bitch to me.

7. You are like a nine-day fairy, but your face hits the ground first.

8. I think the earth is too dangerous. I miss Mars.

9. I wanted to turn around gorgeously, but I hit the wall in a low-key way.

10, don't give me pressure, it will be my motivation to become your boss.

1 1, it took me a long time to pay for my mobile phone, so I realized that my words were so valuable.

12, through which noble family, your father is Marshal Tian Peng!

13, sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art!

14, your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

15, before being shot, the young man shouted in despair: Who the fuck told me to kill without paying for my life!

16, take out your complaints and bask in the sun every day, and your mood will not be short of calcium.

17, Wukong shouted for an old stick, and King Jinjiao opened his mouth in surprise.

18, compare two fish who is handsome, handsome is tomorrow's dish.

19, people are iron, rice is steel, and there is no soup in the bones.

20. It takes thousands of years to change from a monkey to a human, and only one bottle of wine is needed to change from a human to a monkey.

2 1, weeding at noon, nothing to see the general. It is better to fight the landlord than to have nothing to do.

22. As the saying goes, peace of mind is naturally cool. So, I lay in bed and pretended to be dead.

23、? When you are bored? Look for me, or I'll look redundant.

24, the original IQ is high, even the emotional intelligence is zero, and it still makes people live.

25, the right way in the world is vicissitudes of life, don't be too arrogant to live.

26. Take the child by the hand and drag it away. If the child doesn't leave, he will faint and continue to drag.

27. Lao Wang fell into the dry well at the entrance of the village. With the enthusiastic help of the villagers, he finally adapted to the life at the bottom of the well.

28. What's the difference between hardship and local tyrants? Standard answer: the difference between Dabao seeing every day and big health care seeing every day.

29. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but before the exam, others are reviewing and I am previewing. ...

When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

3 1, one night I did housework and asked my husband to put my son to bed first. After two hours, I gently opened the door and asked: Is he asleep? He fell asleep. The son replied.

32. One day, a group of urban managers were chasing an old lady who was running hard ... suddenly! The old lady was careless and fell down. At this time, the urban management froze, and then she ran away like crazy.

Teacher: Please imagine, if you are in a world afraid of dragons, what should you do if one is about to eat you? Xiaoming: It's not easy! Stop imagining at once. Teacher: Get out!