Couples are saying funny short sentences.

1. A man came home late on a business trip. The careful wife was afraid that her husband couldn't find what he needed when he got home, so she wrote a note on the table before going to bed: "Dear, the beer is on the third floor of the refrigerator, the roast chicken is in the microwave oven, and I am in bed".

2. Bride: "Everyone complains about the bad surname, and only the bride becomes Mrs. Chen (old)!" Groom: "alas! If I married Mr. Yang, wouldn't I become Mrs. Yang as soon as I got married? Forever foreign wife. "

3. A man held back for a long time and said to his wife: Want a cigarette. The wife turned to the kitchen, took out a knife and said, I am very satisfied with you. Come and take off your pants.

The husband likes to brag about himself, but the wife is impatient. One day, when her husband boasted to people that he was a martial arts champion, his wife swept his legs from behind and let him spread his limbs. The husband stood up with a carp and said, "This is my coach."

The wife found that her husband was unfaithful to her, so she tried to make her husband jealous. "What would you think if I said I slept with your best friend?" The wife asked. "Well," thought the husband, "I would think you must be gay."

6. The husband reprimanded: "Where are the vegetables you cooked? Waxy yellow. "

The wife immediately replied, "You come home so late every day. Of course, you don't know that they used to' stay young' on my spatula."

7. A couple was fishing by the river, and the lady kept nagging, and then the fish took the bait.