A genius joke about selling a house

Now some funny jokes on the Internet are often loved by many netizens. On the basis of reflecting the facts, these jokes often add the following humorous and gorgeous words to make the whole joke more deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. Let's take a look at the genius jokes about selling houses.

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He deleted all her photos, threw away her used bath towels and toothbrushes, burned the mink pajamas she had given her, and shredded all the movie tickets. Since then, this woman has disappeared from his life. Before going to bed last night, he looked at the ceiling in a daze and wondered what else there was about her at home. Suddenly, he thought of a 94-square-meter suite with three bedrooms, two halls and one bathroom in XXXX (location), just to forget that sad memory, an empty house. Decided to reluctantly sell the party for 6.5438+0.75 million and send a new decoration certificate.

2, ex-boyfriend marriage articles

I have been doing real estate for a long time, and my heart is very soft. Today, a beautiful colleague at work cried and suddenly received a message from her ex-boyfriend: Are you there? I'm getting married next month. The beauty froze for 3 minutes, her fingers were fixed on the keyboard, and if she replied, she typed and changed, changed and deleted. I don't know whether it is regret or blessing. Yes, after all, I met him at a beautiful age. My beautiful colleague told me that she fought back tears and replied to him: Did you buy the wedding room for the wedding? Our new offer is very cheap, 100 m3, 1.38 million. Three rooms with decoration are suitable for wedding rooms.