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When the teacher is away 350 words 1

The class bell rang for two or three minutes, but the students still did not see the teacher. The monitor ran to the teacher's office and found out that the teacher had to attend a meeting temporarily. Back in the class, the monitor assigned us some homework. When the students received the assignment, they started writing it seriously, and the class fell silent. I thought to myself: "Our class is indeed an excellent class, and the students are so self-conscious!"

About twenty minutes passed, maybe everyone had finished their homework, or maybe everyone didn't want to miss it. With this good opportunity, the class suddenly became lively. The students started chirping like birds out of their cages. Some students are throwing paper airplanes, some students are gathering around talking and laughing, some students are chasing and playing, some students are jumping around in their seats, some students are reading extracurricular books, and some students are eating. The class has become a free market.

Just when everyone was having fun, they suddenly heard the teacher’s footsteps, and everyone suddenly panicked. Those who rushed to their seats hurriedly bent over and walked back; those who were joking quickly shut their mouths; those who ate quickly swallowed the food in their mouths and stuffed the things in their hands into the drawer; some students quickly grabbed the books on the table and pretended to read them. Some students even held the books upside down; some students pretended to write with pens; some students covered their faces with books and laughed secretly. The teacher opened the door and walked in. Seeing the students studying attentively, the teacher showed a satisfied smile.

Hey! If the teacher is not here, our class will explode. When the teacher is away 350 words 2

The teacher is our second mother, our mother on campus. Of course, she is also as nagging and strict as our mother. What will you do when we leave the sight of "mother"? What will everyone do?

During the last class, Teacher Sun was studying "Lin Chong Beats Coach Hong with a Stick" with us! The scene was truly thrilling. In the middle of the lecture, the teacher from the Academic Affairs Office asked Teacher Sun to go to a meeting. Before the teacher went to the meeting, he also told us a few words: "Next, do your homework by yourself and don't talk. After school, line up and leave by yourself." We hummed a few times and Teacher Sun left with peace of mind. As soon as Teacher Sun left, there was an explosion in the class. People were talking and shouting, and the classroom suddenly turned into a vegetable market. It was so lively. Suddenly, someone shouted: "Teacher Sun is here!" Suddenly, the class became quiet: those who had homework on the table were holding pens and pretending to write quickly; those who had extracurricular books on the table were casually turning to a page and pretending to keep reading. Reading a book with concentration. There was neither homework nor books on the table, and he was hurriedly pretending to take something from his schoolbag. It only took 3 seconds to complete this series of actions.

After waiting for another ten seconds, Teacher Sun did not "arrive as scheduled", so the classroom instantly turned back into a vegetable market.

"Ding Ling Ling" school is over, and our interesting self-study class is over.

Haha, thank you, Teacher Sun, for giving us this interesting self-study class. When the teacher is away 350 words 3

There are too few times when the teacher is away these days, especially in the current graduating class. The time when the teacher is away is really miniscule, almost non-existent. In recent days, there are finally times when the teacher is away. Okay, how could we let go of that precious time?

Of course, when the teacher is away, the students are doing their own thing. Some are whispering to each other, some are playing chess, some are reading comics, and some are playing with their mobile phones. Of course, there are also class cadres who have taken care of the students. Despite the strong wind in my ears, I still had a lot of fun. Only a few classmates were doing homework. The class was like a paradise where there was chaos at that time.

I was idle and bored, chatting with Wang Haiteng behind me. Although I was idle and bored, I didn’t play chess with him. I still have some self-knowledge. According to the level of playing chess, he is Sun Wukong. I am on the same level as the coal in the alchemy furnace of Taishang Laojun. He is just looking for abuse. I have already seen it in the last self-study class, so I also refused to play chess with him, but I still remember part of the chat. Yes, I said first: "Wang Haiteng is pulling the carrot." Wang Haiteng said: "Yes, you are the carrot, and I am the carrot pulling." I laughed loudly after hearing this, and the guys in the audience were also laughing at him. Everyone was laughing enthusiastically, But he was still complacent, obviously not understanding the meaning. While we were chatting enthusiastically, someone suddenly said: "The teacher is here." Many people in self-study classes said this, so I didn't pay much attention. I just glanced at it and realized that the teacher was here, so I immediately turned back. , and was almost discovered by the teacher.

When the teacher is away, I am so happy, fun and unrestrained, which is no different from when get out of class is over. When the teacher is away 350 words 4

As the saying goes, "When the teacher is away at school, the students are in chaos". This sentence is most suitable for our fourth grade (3) class. I wrote the composition when the teacher was not around.

Today, the head teacher didn’t come to the self-study class because I don’t know what happened. Although the teacher didn’t come, we didn’t want to write any homework. It’s hard to disobey, we have to write!

The class bell rang, and the monitor asked us to write the homework assigned by the teacher. At first, we wrote very seriously, and no one spoke. But after a while, there were some. The classmates whispered again, and the sound became louder and louder, like many frogs croaking, which was very annoying. No one listened to the monitor. This went on for a long time. Suddenly, a cat called "Meow, meow..." from somewhere. ", which immediately made the whole class burst into laughter. Unexpectedly, this meow made the students even more wild. Some students began to imitate dogs, sheep, and ducks... The class became a mess. It was like the animals were holding an emergency meeting.

At this time, the teacher next door couldn't bear it anymore and called our teacher. Unexpectedly, when the students heard the footsteps, they all ran back to their classrooms as fast as possible. We sat down and pretended to write, as if nothing happened just now. Although we pretended to be similar, the teacher found out, and we all got scolded by the teacher: "You are the only one making trouble in this class. It’s a pity that I didn’t learn anything at all! I really hope that students will stop doing these boring things and let everyone study hard and consciously! ”

Yes, how I hope that when the teacher is not here, our classmates will not be so “cute” and can be just like when the teacher is here! 350 words 5 when the teacher is not here

As the saying goes: "If there are no tigers in the mountains, the monkeys are the kings." In the mountains, if there are no tigers, the monkeys are the kings; however, in our classroom, if there are no teachers, the students are the kings.

"Ding Lingling, Ding Lingling..." This was a small Chinese lesson. As soon as the teacher entered the classroom, he said as if he had remembered something: "I'm sorry, the principal came to me if there is something urgent. I will tell you this." Forgot. You study on your own for now, I'll be there soon. "

As soon as the teacher came out, "Great" - the students cheered. "Hey, the principal was found at the right time! Thank God! "Wang Feiyue was the first to sneak to the front to make some edits." Go back quickly. "It would be better if you go quickly!" Jiang Cong said with a sly face.

Afterwards, the whole class went out together. I looked around and couldn't help but wonder. The class was so amazing. Some are playing the "rock, paper, scissors" game with other students; some are reading comic books and sharing interesting stories in the books with others; some are simply completing their classwork in their seats; some are chatting away. , from school to home, from the south to the north, from astronomy to geography... there are all kinds of news, I really know everything and talk about everything. Some animation enthusiasts read comic books with gusto, and some even start traveling around the world to visit relatives and friends in distant places.

Suddenly, while we were still immersed in our own world, the teacher came back, and we suddenly became quiet. "It was noisy just now, why is it so quiet now?" We knew from the teacher's smile that this was a deliberate trap set by the teacher, and we all fell into it! When the teacher is away 350 words 6

What does it mean to say "there are no tigers in the mountains, but the monkey is the king"? This day our class staged such a play. Without the restraint of "tiger", how can we naughty "monkeys" make people worry? Take a look at the feats of our heroes.

On Wednesday afternoon, before the teacher comes, you can have fun in the classroom. No matter how much the on-duty student threatens or knocks on the table, it will only last three seconds until the tiger is gone. What's the use of leaving a tiger cub behind?

Look at the few girls around who are chatting with gusto, and here they are also arguing over some trivial things. Drawing, sleeping, copying homework, everything was available, and the students had a great time.

Suddenly, the classroom suddenly became eerily quiet for some reason. The investigators looked around and found that there was no danger, but the classroom exploded again.

When the naughty Yao Chunfan saw that the teacher hadn’t come yet, he used his computer to play Where Are We Going, Dad? Suddenly, the classroom became a karaoke hall, with people laughing, singing along, and requesting songs^

"The teacher is here." With these earth-shattering words, the students fell silent as fast as lightning. One second, two seconds, three seconds... When the teacher didn't come, the classroom was boiling with excitement. Even the face-changing in Peking Opera couldn't match our speed.

After a long time, Yuan Yuan at the lookout sent out new information. This time the teacher really came, and everyone pretended to be studying and doing homework.

When the teacher is not around, the students always do. It’s a good show when the teacher is away. 350 words 7

On Friday, our head teacher, Mr. Tao, and the Chinese teacher, Mr. Ding, were out, and it was left to my father, Yan. The teacher took over the class. The students were playing more "crazy" than before, and the possibility of an accident was greater. No, something happened again.

In the third period of physical education class in the afternoon, Teacher Sheng allowed everyone to move freely. Of course I, a "little book lover", sat in my seat and read the book with great interest, when an urgent voice suddenly came: "Yangfan, it's bad!" Xiaoting is bleeding. Go call your dad. "After hearing this, I didn't bother to close the book, and immediately followed my classmates straight to Xiaoting's side - in front of the flower bed outside the classroom. I saw him standing there, frowning, looking angry. I asked with concern: " Xiaoting, what's wrong? He pointed to a classmate next to him and said, "Look, I was pushed down by him." "As he spoke, he rolled up his trousers to reveal the injured area. Oh, it turned out that Xiao Ting's knee was scratched a little and there was a little blood. I looked at it and said, "It's not a big problem. My knee is bleeding after I fell down for the first time. It's okay. You go back to the classroom and take a rest first. You don't need to alarm the teacher for this little thing! "After that, I went back and continued reading.

I would like to remind the students: While having fun, don't forget to pay attention to safety! When the teacher is not around 350 Word 8

When the teacher is not around, some of the students talk nonsense, and some chase each other in the classroom, but the students in our class are different. Now I will take you to see Dear classmates in our class!

"Ding ding ding..." The class bell rang, and the students hurried back to the classroom, waiting for the teacher to come to teach us. After about ten minutes, the teacher still hadn't Come on, usually the teacher comes to the classroom early, but today the teacher has not come yet. Some bold students are scribbling on the blackboard; others are peeking at the front door to see if the teacher is here.

Some of the more daring ones sneaked out from the back door, quietly walked to the front door, threw it open, and pretended to be "teachers" to scare the students...

Those naughty ones glanced outside. When he saw that the teacher hadn't come, he shouted to the classroom: "The teacher is here!" The classroom was silent. The naughty guy said again: "That's weird! Hee hee, you must have been scared by me." So everyone beat him together. A meal.

The second time the naughty boy glanced outside the door again, ah! The teacher is here! He shouted again: The teacher is here! The classmates thought he was lying again, so they continued to be naughty. After a while, the teacher When I finally arrived, my jaw dropped in surprise when I saw the scene in the classroom. The teacher got angry...

Today, we received a lot of criticism. When the teacher is away 350 words 9

The discipline of our class gives every teacher a headache, let alone when the teacher is away, the classroom will turn into a teahouse in an instant.

No, the teacher had something to do again, so he left the classroom, and the classroom suddenly became a big stage.

The opening scene is none other than Du Pontbo's "Changing Face". Look, he is very involved in the performance. One moment he makes a gesture of "bringing eyebrows" to Jiang Chen, the other moment makes a gesture of "vomiting" to Du Lin, and the next moment he makes a gesture of "vomiting" to Du Lin. She made a "wooing" gesture to Wu Zongtao. Sitting behind me, I saw it and vomited in my heart. Xia Yang, who was sitting in the back row of the classroom, couldn't bear it anymore and held a solo concert. His classmate Sun Shaozhong volunteered to be a drummer and accompanies him. His tone-deaf and super off-key "cadence" singing made him People's goosebumps "continuously rise and fall", and the "sweet" singing can literally pierce the eardrums of human ears. Xia Yang was singing "selflessly" when he suddenly heard Zhang Jifei, the "smart guy" sitting at the door, shouting, "The teacher is here!" Everyone panicked and sat upright, pretending to pick up their textbooks. After only a few seconds of silence, the conversation started again, and everyone realized that Zhang Jifei was trying to scare people. Wang Yufan's infection made everyone enthusiastically sprinkle their passionate saliva into the arms of the classroom. The performance reached its climax, and just as everyone was swimming in the ocean of chatting, the door opened with a "squeak". Like a magic trick, the sound suddenly dropped from 80 decibels to zero. The teacher was quite satisfied and said, "Keep it up!" Oh my God, I didn't expect that everyone had such a set of "teacher-proofing methods". Even the teacher "doesn't know the true face of Mount Lu"!

I really hope that those "Lushan" can correct their shortcomings and save the teachers from worry. When the teacher is away 350 words 10

The third class this afternoon is a labor and skill class. After a few minutes, Chinese teacher Zou came. I think this class must have been requested by teacher Zou. The teacher walked over quietly and said loudly: "I will pass out the supplementary exercises first and explain them. After I explain them, if there are no mistakes, I will take them up and correct them." Halfway through, the principal called Teacher Zou and asked him to Teacher Zou went down for a while. When he left, Teacher Zou told us: "I'll go down first and you can correct and supplement the exercises yourself. Don't make any noise." Everyone said in unison: "I know." When Teacher Zou left, he followed Teacher Liu I talked for a while and then went downstairs.

It’s true that “the tiger is not at home, the monkey dominates.” As soon as the teacher left, the students started talking, some were playing with their mobile phones, some were chatting, and some were copying, correcting or writing homework. . When Liu Feng saw the teacher leaving, he immediately started talking to Jiang Can and the others. I didn't pay attention. I turned around and saw Gao Huiping correcting her math homework, so I asked Zhang Yihan to take a look. When Zhang Yihan saw it, he immediately said: "She I have a bad mind and I have to do my math homework in the Chinese class." After that, I didn't care much. The classroom was noisy and no one cared about it. Others didn't care about it. Even Bao Anyi didn't care about it and just read in his seat. . "After arguing for a while, Teacher Liu received a call from Teacher Zou. I guess Teacher Zou was afraid that we would cause trouble in the classroom, so he asked Teacher Liu to come and take a look. Teacher Liu came in and took a look. I thought It would be quiet when Teacher Liu came. Unexpectedly, the voice became louder instead of quieter. Liu Feng said, "It would be nice if Teacher Liu and Teacher Zou changed. Mao Jinchao said to Teacher Liu: "There are people in your class who hope you won't teach them."

"Teacher Liu said: "There must be thousands of words..." Mao Jinchao immediately said: "Everyone in your class thinks so. "After a while, Teacher Liu left, and Lu Yuan and Yang Shutong competed to see who would win in Temple Escape 2. A classmate shouted: "Teacher Zou is here. "The classroom immediately became quiet. Teacher Zou said: "Today's homework is to write about the performance when the teacher was not around just now. "

When we heard this, we were dumbfounded. We all stared and opened our mouths. When the teacher was not around 350 words 11

This morning, I just arrived at school. Li Ang came to my ear mysteriously and said to me: "Teacher Deng went out for a meeting today, so we are allowed to study by ourselves in the Chinese class. "I looked at him doubtfully and ignored him.

When the Chinese class arrived, the teacher really didn't come. Suddenly, everyone in the classroom was on their backs. Some were singing as if no one else was around, as if they were singers. . Some are shouting: "I'm so happy that the teacher is gone!" "Some left their seats to chat with their companions. I don't know what they said, but they laughed loudly and narrowed their eyes...

Suddenly, Jin Hao shouted: "The teacher is here! "Everyone immediately calmed down, quickly ran back to their seats and sat down, pretending to be good children. But, wait, wait, one minute passed, two minutes passed, and the teacher was never seen. At this time, Jin Hao finally couldn't help it anymore and burst into laughter: "Haha, fool, I lied to you! Everyone was angry and said, "Jin Hao, you big liar!" "So, everyone began to busy themselves with their own things, and the classroom became noisy again.

I don't know how long it took, but a voice sounded out: "The teacher is here! But no one responded, thinking who was joking again. Unexpectedly, Teacher Deng really came, and she said angrily: "What's going on?" Everyone said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, Teacher Deng, we won't dare to do it next time!" ”

It’s really interesting when the teacher is not around! 350 words 12 when the teacher is not around

Jingle bell, class is on. The students are coming to the classroom one after another. , quietly returned to his seat, waiting for the teacher to come to class.

One minute passed, but the teacher did not come;... Five minutes passed, and the teacher still did not come. Unable to sit still, they started chattering. Did you know that as long as the teacher is not around, our classroom immediately becomes a lively "vegetable market"? Look, some students' mouths have started firing like machine guns. What’s even more serious is that some male students actually took out the cards hidden in their pockets and started playing them blatantly; of course, there were also some students who consciously took out the materials and started studying; there were also some students who were reading extracurricular books. ; And... I really do everything.

At this time, the monitor began to show off her power, and she shouted at the top of her voice: "Students, please stay quiet. "But it didn't help, everyone still went their own way. She had to start calling names, but as soon as she took care of one side, chaos broke out again; just after she criticized this classmate, that classmate started making trouble again. It was really hard to control it again. The ladle rose.

Suddenly, someone shouted: "The teacher is here!" "This trick is really effective, and the lively classroom suddenly became quiet. After a while, the teacher didn't come, and the students realized that they had been fooled, so the class that had just quieted down became lively again.

Suddenly, there were footsteps from the other side of the stairs. It turned out that a classmate secretly went to find the math teacher, and everyone really became quiet.

The teacher was like a bright light, no matter what. In both study and life, he gives us correct guidance so that we will not lose our way. Essay When the Teacher is Absent 350 words 13

"Quick, quick, all the teachers are here for a meeting!" "It's Teacher Sheng urging people again.

We were secretly happy, thinking, "The teacher is gone, we can have fun again!" After the teacher left for a while, our class exploded, some were chattering non-stop, and some were chattering. Some were playing in the aisle, and others were playing clapping games.

However, the class monitor Chen Yizhuo was almost mad at us because after the teacher left, he had to hand over the task of managing the class to the class monitor. Not only did we not listen to the monitor, we were also talking loudly. Ma Tiantian made the most noise. When Ma Tiantian saw Chen Yizhuo almost being angry to death, he gloated instead of helping.

Next, let me tell you about the "heroes" of our class. They are: Li Pan who loves to shout, Wang Guangzhao who loves to talk and listens absentmindedly, and Wang Guangzhao who loves to hit. Liao Minyu from the clapping game...wait. In short, our class became a hornet's nest that had been poked. It was so chaotic that even I, a good student, was talking to my classmates. Please think about whether our class can be free from chaos?

Just when we were in high spirits, Zhou Chenyang, the "detective" of our class, hurried back and shouted: "Teacher is back from the meeting!" When the classmates who were joking and joking heard this, they immediately stopped playing and sat down. It was as if nothing happened just now.

This is a brief but happy time when the teacher is absent. When the teacher is away 350 words 14

When the teacher is away, we will not talk or make any noise, and quietly write the homework assigned by the teacher and monitor. As a class representative, I will remind those students who do not follow discipline and create a class that is neither noisy nor noisy.

However, on that day, the teacher took the monitor out because of something. Now no one was in charge. The students were having fun. Some were chatting, some were playing, and some stood up. Some even left their seats, and the class suddenly became chaotic like a pot of porridge. What to do? Several class representatives and I couldn't stand it anymore, so we finally stood up, and the students became quiet. However, as soon as we left, the students got into chaos again, which made us class representatives very anxious!

Students, we cannot just rely on the declaration in the diary to prove how obedient we are. We must use practical actions to tell everyone, "I am the most conscious! I am the best!"

Through this time when the teacher was away, we managed the class, I know how tired the monitor is, but he never says he is tired, and how hard the teacher is, but he never says he is bitter. When the teacher is absent, we must strengthen our consciousness, be the same when the teacher is present and absent, and create an advanced class group that loves learning and observes discipline. Let us join hands and work together to achieve this goal! When the teacher is away 350 words 15

When I was still in class this afternoon, the teacher’s cell phone rang, so I went out to answer the call. A few minutes later, the students saw that the teacher had not returned yet. Suddenly, the silent classroom exploded: some students were whispering to each other; some were chatting and laughing...

'As soon as the teacher leaves, our world will be ours! 'So, a good show kicked off -

I turned around and saw Guo Chenghao telling a joke: There is an Einstein in the United States, and we also have an "Einstein" in China. "Einstein", relied on his intelligence to defeat Japan, then invaded the United States, and then annihilated other countries in one fell swoop. But the good times didn't last long, several huge meteorites hit the earth, human beings disappeared, and dinosaurs resurrected...

At this time, several classmates pointed fingers towards the back of the classroom, and I turned around , it turns out that Wang Huiyuan is 'drinking water' there! However, his method of drinking water was really unheard of: he first poked two holes in the mineral water bottle, then hung it upside down in the air and sprayed it into his mouth. When he took the bottle away, his face was covered with water, as if it were sprinkled with golden peas, which made people laugh and cry.

Turning to the next shot, the "scout" (Chen Shiyu) of our class is stretching his head out of the window, ready to report information at any time.

"The teacher is here!" Some students hurriedly returned to their original positions from the corridor; some were hurriedly clearing their desks; others were pretending to be writing hard there... After a few minutes, there was still no reply. As soon as there was movement, the students resumed their previous bustle, talking and performing. It was really in full swing!

Suddenly, familiar footsteps came, and the teacher was really here! In an instant, the noisy classroom became silent again...