Who has such a joke? (The funnier the better ~ ~)

Chinese teacher: "where is the idiom' half a catty and five liang'?"

Student: "In the math exam, I got zero for half a catty."

Chinese teacher: "Remember, you can't write with the old scale."

The football player's wife said, "I hate that my husband calls eating leftovers' overtime'."

There is a man who is ignorant, but always likes to show off in front of his children.

One day, his son came back from school to do Chinese homework at home. When he wrote "the gap between people is great", he didn't.

If you know what this means, ask dad.

When his father saw it, he reprimanded him in a tone of lesson: "What's the matter, they all went to middle school, is this?"

Can't you understand the lyrics? Describing the sufferings of the poor in the old society, many widows can't live any longer, so they have to hold on.

In the final analysis, this is the so-called' gap between more and less'. You should use your head more in the future. "

After visiting China, an American friend said to the translator, "Your China is really good, especially.

It's written and linguistic. For example, "China defeated the United States" means that China won; but

China defeated the United States, which means that China won. In a word, victory will always belong to you. "