Dear heroes, do you have any jokes or stories that satirize the vain girls in Ai Mu?

[Women's Vanity]

A girl got her boyfriend's engagement ring the night before, but none of her classmates noticed it, which made her very angry.

When everyone was sitting and chatting in the afternoon, she suddenly stood up and said loudly: "Oh, it's really hot here. I think I'd better take off the ring."< /p>

[I see women’s vanity]

A friend told me not long ago that when he asked his girlfriend out, her girlfriend always went against him. He said: "Let's go for a walk." His girlfriend would say: "I'm tired." He said: "Let's go drink tea!" His girlfriend would say: "I want to take another walk." A friend asked me to answer a question about "Why do women always talk sarcastically?" Today I will discuss this topic about women with netizens.

Women, those who have a successful career are heroes among women; those who have failed in their careers and return home to support their husbands and raise children are virtuous and selfless. No matter what kind of woman she is, she has her own spiritual world. Through a woman's spiritual world, it is not difficult to see a woman's vanity.

A netizen commented on my article and said that "women have a seed of vanity buried deep in their hearts." Some people also say that women are very hypocritical. Yes, as a woman, I have to admit women's vanity. In fact, there is no woman in the world who is not vain. Vanity is the embodiment of women's progress. Especially educated women, women with culture and knowledge, their inner world is indeed very complicated.

Because of vanity, women sometimes say the opposite when words come to their lips. For example: I obviously like you, but I say you are not my type; I obviously want to see you, but I say I don’t want to see you; I am obviously free, but I say I don’t know if I have time; I am obviously angry, but I say I will not be angry for you. I obviously miss you so much, but I answer the phone and say who wants to hear your voice; I obviously miss you, but I say I can’t remember what it feels like to miss you; I obviously want you to be nice to me, but I say I don’t need you. I'm good; I obviously regret leaving you, but I say I never regret it. It can be seen that women have extremely strong vanity.

Because of vanity, women can skip meals and still buy a fashionable dress or a set of expensive cosmetics. Because of vanity, a woman always grooms herself carefully and hates being told that she is not pretty, not beautiful, and unloved. A woman can be without talent, but not without beauty, just like a woman can be without a career, but not without love. A woman's vanity makes a woman look cute, but sometimes a woman's vanity also makes a woman look hateful.

Vanity is full of women’s spiritual world. Therefore, men often blame women for being vain. I think vanity can be divided into high and low, strong and weak. Maybe men only see women's low-level vanity, such as focusing only on beauty, reality, glitz and other material aspects. I don’t see women’s advanced vanity, such as focusing on the spiritual aspects of knowledge, talent, career, and courage. But it is undeniable that some women's vanity is nothing more than a dress, a hairstyle, and a dance; while some women's vanity is a very practical and striving-for-the-best attitude towards their entire life, family, children and other major events, and they are unswervingly The more such vanity, the better, because it can inspire people's initiative, enable people to accomplish something, and deserve to be praised by people.

It is true that vanity is not a term specific to women. Men also have vanity. Men’s vanity is to conquer the world, conquer women, become famous all over the world, and be famous for generations, and for this, they will sacrifice the good times of their lives.

The root cause of vanity lies in: people’s endless pursuit of life. Therefore, regardless of men or women, without vanity, they will lose the motivation to move forward. Men's vanity is to satisfy women's vanity. Women's vanity is to satisfy their own vanity.

Let’s just say that men and women love each other. Due to vanity, women will deliberately put forward some "pretended protests", which have two purposes: the first is to see the person they like. , will he reject his objections to prove whether he is masculine; the second is to test the other person's mind and deliberately go against him on some small things to anger the other person. To put it bluntly, a woman's protest against a man is actually a form of coquettishness. If you argue with her about her harmless objections, she is likely to think that you are an immeasurable man and be disliked.

Women can do whatever they want, but men are in a dilemma.

If you flatter her, she will be flattered; if you belittle her, she will cry; if you ignore her, she will suspect that you are having an affair - the only way is to love her consistently.

For women’s vanity, why not give your friends some good remedies. For example: for rational women, you should speak your mind directly; for introverted women, you should be considerate; for women with strong self-esteem, you should leave some room for it; for lively and active women, you should be calm; for introverted women, you should be firm. A woman with a strong sense of vanity must defy the rules and enter the role first; for a woman with a strong sense of vanity, she must be circumstantial, decisive and self-reliant, and must also have a straightforward, cool, calm and sincere attitude. In fact, women's mentality is in various shapes and forms, and their spiritual world is intricate. There is no universal key to unlocking the mysteries of women.

Friend, let me tell you, due to women’s vanity, sometimes women hope that men will ignore her protests and force her to follow his arrangements. Especially when what a woman objects to is something trivial, it is she who wants to see the man's reaction to confirm his feelings for her. When the sun goes down and you invite a woman to go for a ride, she will often object: "Go for a ride now? Wouldn't it be too late to come back?" If you obey her at this time and give up the idea, it is definitely not the best solution.

Friends, please know that when a woman sincerely protests against a man, she will often do so in a violent manner accompanied by tears and self-deprecation.

Through women’s spiritual world, we understand women’s vanity, and we understand a truth: women’s hearts are complicated, and the world is also complicated. A hard work may not necessarily bring a reward. What do you think about it? Treat life as it is, life may not necessarily smile at you, and the sweat of obscurity may not be able to water the fruits of the harvest. This is actually life, otherwise how could there be "Les Misérables", "The White-Haired Girl", "Paris" What about masterpieces like "The Hunchback of Notre Dame"?

Thousands of sails have passed, and women’s vanity reminds you how to view women and how to view life. There is no perfection in the real world, so don’t expect that you will always be yours. Men and women happily accompany each other, and can have sincere friendship, joy and full care; having the courage to understand and help each other, and being trustworthy and sincere is the greatest blessing in the world. This luck is worthy of your tolerance, perseverance and lack of regrets. But the innocuous shortcomings are left in the bottom of my heart, wandering alone, reminiscing alone, and life is still full of ups and downs!