English speech before class. About three minutes, a philosophical story or a joke will do.

A fat man and a thin man are arguing about who is more polite. The thin man said he was more polite because he always took off his hat to ladies. But the fat man knows that he is more polite, because whenever he gets up and gives up his seat, two ladies can sit down.

Who is more polite?

A fat man and a thin man are arguing about who is more polite. The thin man said he was more polite because he often motioned the ladies to take off their hats. But the fat man thinks he is more elegant, because whenever he gives his seat to others in the car, there are always two ladies who can sit down.