Classic campus jokes hurt the stomach.

The classic campus jokes are full of laughter.

Guide: for primary schools? Calm down? Make sentences. There is a classmate named Zhuo Daping, making sentences? A person is calm in the water? Teacher approval? This man's name is Zhuo Daping? More jokes are in the joke network of fresh graduates.

When doing squats,

I remember in high school. Sometimes, I will go to the playground to exercise during the big class. When doing squat exercises, the landlord wears jeans, and when he can't get up, he pulls down his brother's pants in front. I didn't expect his pants to be pulled down directly by me. Thousands of people saw it on the playground. My brother lifted his pants and chased me all over the playground.

slogan

See the slogan of class 37 in senior high school, sports meeting: 177, senior high school 37! I was a sophomore last year and a freshman the year before last!

? Calm down? Make a sentence

For elementary school? Calm down? Make sentences. There is a classmate named Zhuo Daping, making sentences? A person is calm in the water? Teacher approval? This man's name is Zhuo Daping?

Swimming test

We passed the college swimming exam at 10 meter. I just choked 10 meter in one breath and barely passed, feeling sorry for my classmates. I swam for a long time in one breath and found myself back in place. She suddenly swam around. The teacher laughed to death.

If you have anything, come to me.

Two days before the earthquake, a class was in class. The earthquake came and everyone panicked. Only one gentleman stood up and pointed to the sky: "If you have anything, come directly at me. Don't involve innocent people. It doesn't matter to them! " 」

It smells good.

Our school is surrounded by communities. In class that day, a girl in our class suddenly said, Wow! ! ! It smells good. Who is cooking Sichuan-style pork? A male voice in the back seat of her said, I'm sorry, I just burped.

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