Interesting talk about the upcoming Spring Festival.

1. Although the world is very big, it feels wider than the world to celebrate the New Year in the narrow embrace of my hometown. 2. On the occasion of the New Year, I wish you good luck in the East, success in the South, peace in the West, worry-free in the North and health in the middle; Left Fengyuan, right developed, there are lucky stars before, and bodhisattvas after; Good luck to the layman! I wish you a happy New Year!

3. New Year weather forecast: RMB will be issued in the evening, there will be checks and some gold nuggets in the northwest, and some US dollars will be converted into euros in the middle of the night. Please take your helmet and sack and get ready to get rich! I wish you a happy New Year's withdrawal!

4. How many New Year celebrations can you have in your life? There is nothing to regret in life when you spend the New Year in your hometown every year.

For the Chinese New Year, there is always an unspeakable joy, joy and long-term expectation.

6. Laughter reveals harmony and auspiciousness. With lanterns, colorful temple fairs and sound blessings, the new year is ushered in.

7. 15. Everything is used for food, and there are countless things to entertain guests, not to mention candy melon seeds, what pistachios, cashews and hazelnuts?

8. Even the colorful New Year fireworks in the city can't tempt us to go home with firm eyes.

9. Two people are called New Year's Eve, and one is called staying up late.

10. Draw a full stop for yourself after the Chinese New Year. Some people will see you again or never see you again.

1 1. The older you get, the less lively you feel during the New Year.

12. Happy New Year's Eve. You cross it, I won't cross it. I'm afraid my legs are too long. If I cross it, it will reach 20xx.

13. Don't panic when I get drunk and say a few words to you during the Chinese New Year. Because those are my true words, hidden in my heart for so long, I can finally say them.

14. I don't want to celebrate the New Year, and I haven't made all my money. Friends should move around and relatives should pay New Year greetings. I don't want to celebrate the New Year. Food and clothing cost money. Wear new clothes and improve your life.

15. The warm and rich New Year atmosphere in the city without reinforced concrete pouring, and the home filled with small bridges, flowing water and smoke are the homes where our tired souls rest for a moment.

16. It's really the New Year, in the footsteps of busy pedestrians, in the crowd carrying things on their shoulders, in the words of greetings, in the firecrackers that shook the mountains and rivers, in the spectacular scene of New Year's Eve, in the bustling temple fair crowd.

17. Everyone suffers from bumps and fatigue during the journey. What is more bitter than this is that he can't go home for the New Year's homesickness tree.

18. New Year's Day is as light as tasteless water outside, but it's full of homesickness at home.

19. The family went downstairs and set off firecrackers. Suddenly, the firecrackers in the whole city were deafening, and the fireworks rose in colors. The whole city was immersed in the sound of fireworks.

20. New Year weather forecast: RMB will be issued in the evening, there will be checks and some gold nuggets in the northwest, and some US dollars will be converted into euros in the middle of the night. Please take your helmet and sack and get ready to get rich! I wish you a happy New Year's withdrawal!

2 1. Seeing that the Spring Festival is coming, pedestrians carrying big bags and small bags to buy new year's goods are everywhere these days. Everyone's face and body are filled with joy, as if the happiness of the New Year overflowed from people's hearts and flowed to the whole body.

22. People struggle in a foreign land through thick and thin. Only by returning to my hometown for the New Year can I heal my wounds and relieve pain.

23. The air is filled with the sweetness of Chinese New Year. It's getting stronger.

24. Although the New Year can be celebrated anywhere in the ends of the earth, returning home for the New Year is the final destination of wandering wanderers.

25. I don't want to celebrate the New Year, which is a bit annoying. I have to pay the bill whether I owe it or not. I don't want to celebrate the New Year, so it's hard. Suitable for all ages, young and middle-aged are hard to spoil. It's hard to celebrate the New Year, but it's hard every year!

26. In order to prevent the Chinese New Year from spending money indiscriminately, I have spent all my money in advance. This is me, unexpected me, I am me, different fireworks, I think I'm going to get angry! ! !

27. time flies It's been 15 years since I received the lucky money last time. Time has passed again. It's been 1 year since my last lucky money. Time shook me for the third time, and I was a little dizzy less than half a month before my next lucky money.

28. Wife, I have been working for a year, and I haven't saved enough money this year. I have nothing. My wife gently took my hand and said, honey, you don't have nothing. At least, you have the face to go home! And the skin is thicker than last year's Spring Festival! ..................................................................................................................................................................................

29. Finally, I didn't have the courage to talk to you until I sent my New Year wishes.

30. I want to give you a super cute New Year gift, but the courier won't let me into the box.

3 1. Don't send me any holiday wishes during the Chinese New Year. Red envelopes can make me feel your sincerity.

32. I will pay a New Year call to my relatives and friends with my homework: Happy New Year. Seven aunts and eight aunts began to dig out red envelopes, and I even waved my hand and said that red envelopes were free. Promise me to help me with my homework.

33. The Chinese New Year is coming, but I don't want to celebrate, because I will be one year older.

34. Chinese New Year is boring, boring! A bag of qiaqia melon seeds, I finished it myself, one *** 1854, 26 were empty, 9 were mixed insects, 6 were not fried, connected and 4 were bitter. I drank 7 glasses of water in the middle. Yes, this is loneliness. There are 67 words in this passage, 1 1 punctuation, including 8 commas and 3 periods. There are 587 words in this passage, of which 78 are horizontal, 78 are vertical 137, 65 are left, 57 are left, and others are 139. . . Hmm. Yes, this is the highest level of boredom.

For a fat man, he has been losing weight instead of gaining weight in the new year.

36. When I was a child, I could wear new clothes and collect lucky money. Now, it's just a legal holiday for me.

37. One of the advantages of the Chinese New Year is that all contradictions will soon subside with the word "big Chinese New Year".

38. The desolation and poverty of my hometown are not noticeable, but it is my greatest hope to go back there for the New Year every year.

39. The luxurious food in a foreign land makes us nostalgic, and the simple tea and rice in our hometown is especially sweet in the New Year.

40. I believe that in the cold winter, you will be equally happy without my blessing, and you will be happier with my greetings! Although thousands of miles apart, I can still see your smile, my dear friend. I wish you a happy New Year. .

Talk about interesting Spring Festival, interesting Spring Festival jokes.

1. If it took me all my luck to meet you, please stay away from me. I want to play cards in the new year.

2. There is no gift for Chinese New Year this year, only for Grandpa Mao.

Don't send me any holiday wishes during the Chinese New Year. Red envelopes can make me feel your sincerity.

I am most afraid of Chinese New Year. I politely pushed open your red envelope, but you believed it.

It's time to visit relatives and friends during the Spring Festival. Be sure to show your elders this year and ask your cousins how the final exam was. That's how I care about the next generation.

From nothing at the beginning of the year to nothing at the end of the year, don't forget that your initiative is in vain.

7. Do you want to consider staying with me? I'll give you all the lucky money for the New Year.

8. I am most afraid of seeing a child smiling at you with his ears covered, and you still don't know where the gun is.

9. My mother asked me to take my boyfriend home for the New Year. I said, no, Lu Han has been busy recently. My dad's backhand is a slap in the face: What about Song Joong Ki last year? My mother strikes the table: Isn't that Li Zhongshi the year before last?

10. For a foodie, he has been losing weight instead of gaining weight in the new year.

1 1. When a relative asked me about my grades during the Chinese New Year, I asked him about the year-end award!

12. Every time someone gives me a red envelope during the Chinese New Year, I have to push it around. In fact, I'm really afraid of being pushed away.

13. There are 364 days before the Spring Festival. Looking back on the last Spring Festival, it seems like yesterday.

14. Every time my relatives and friends ask me: Are you looking for someone? I will go to his children quietly and politely, and then ask kindly: How much did you get in the final exam?

15. In the days when I can't see my beloved, I feel that all my new clothes are bought for nothing.

16. It hurts to talk about grades in the New Year.

17. If you see me pale in the New Year, don't think too much, that is, you forgot to give me a red envelope.

18. If I were winter vacation homework, I would rely on my own efforts and enrich myself with rich knowledge, so that I can celebrate the New Year without giving my host any trouble.

19. Does anyone want a red envelope for the Chinese New Year? Please write to me privately, so that I can delete it for you, so as not to affect my New Year.

20. What four words can be used to calm the contradictions among the people of China? New Year's Eve

2 1. I hope you can smash a bunch of red envelopes on my face during the Chinese New Year, just for such a simple and rude friendship.

22. The most hypocritical sentence of Chinese New Year is: Hey, come as soon as you come and bring something.

23. I went shopping in the supermarket this afternoon. When I was about to leave after paying the bill, a security guard stopped me and said, Wait a minute, what's in your clothes? I angrily lifted my coat and shouted: This is meat, not meat! My own! The new year is too long!

24. You don't have to give me a red bag this Spring Festival. Just help me with my homework.

25. How can you be worthy of dead chickens, ducks and fish if you don't eat fat during the New Year?

26. Boys who don't give red envelopes to girls in the New Year have short legs and bachelor's kidney deficiency.

27. Remember to send me a red envelope if you can still get lucky money during the New Year. You must remember that I am not a child, and I can protect you in the future.

Interesting talk about spring festival

1, good friends are simple, good friendship is refreshing, and good fate is long. Friend, I wish you a happy new year and all the best. 2, the Spring Festival is coming, eat a big meal, drink less, eat more vegetables, can't reach it, stand up, someone respects, play tricks, can't eat, come back!

3. I wish you: Pepsi! Everything is Fanta! Wahaha everyday! Happy every month! Go to Gao Legao every year! It feels like Sprite! Always eye-catching

4. New Year greetings on the second day of the first month: southwest western gods; Oriental god of wealth; Your god in the northeast. I wish you good teeth, good appetite, good health and delicious food!

5, the new year is coming, you in the distance, take good care of yourself, eat when you are hungry, wear when you are cold, sleep when you are sleepy, and turn your head when you see a handsome guy!

You haven't invited me to dinner in the past year. How's it going? Spring Festival expression? You're welcome, I'll be satisfied with 1000 yuan a table! Happy spring festival!

7. After the Chinese New Year, I feel better, my lover is more beautiful, my career is smoother, my financial path is wider, my body is healthier, I have more friends, and things are smoother.

8. The Spring Festival is a festive festival, and it is inseparable! Without you, it's like: cooking without salt, drinking without sweet oranges, and going shopping without money.

9. Happy New Year, all the best, a safe year, a happy year, a dream come true and a brilliant career. I wish you a good year!

10, it is not easy to meet by chance. Maybe it's fate. What a pity to miss it. Knowing that acacia is bitter, I can't say anything. The Spring Festival is coming again. When can I see you?

1 1, the voice of Rinrin's mobile phone is my greeting; The voice in the short message is my tenderness; A gentle voice is your smile. Happy new year!

12, Happy Spring Festival! Sincerely bless you, God bless you, God cares about you, and Bodhisattva loves you! You want wind to get wind, rain to get rain, racket, arachis duranensis!

13, I may forget the person who laughed with me; I will never forget the people I cried with. Happy new year, my friends and I are in trouble.

14. No matter how much water there is in the sea, how big the mountain is, how many legs the spider has, how spicy the pepper is, no matter how ghost bin Laden is and how tired the United States is, you are the most beautiful in the Spring Festival!

15, during the Spring Festival, you will blow money, rain money, hail gold and silver, form diamond ice, grow jade trees, hang pearl cream and bear agate fruit. Be careful!

16, I will send you a wishing tree in the Spring Festival, which contains pistachios, lucky plums, cantaloupes, plump dates, moist plums and happy peaches, reflecting your good fortune for one year!

17, during the Spring Festival, you will blow money, rain money, hail gold and silver, make diamond ice, grow emerald trees, hang pearl cream, bear agate fruit, and be careful to be beaten.

18. No matter how busy I am, I will treat you to coffee. No matter how bad I am, I will let you live well. No matter how tired I am, I will send you a message. No matter how bitter I am, I will be your good friend for life. Happy new year.

19, I want the epiphyllum to never wither and bloom in warm spring! I want sunny winter to melt the cold ice and snow! I prefer people who read text messages to have a happy New Year.

20. Please accept my 10 blessing. New year's day: everything is fine; Northwest and west are deep; Oriental god of wealth; Northeast expensive god; Wealth is beautiful, and love is nourishing.

2 1, wind and rain send spring home, snow welcomes happiness, and thousands of text messages have been received, but some people have not arrived yet. Ah Fu didn't rush to the top, just waited for the auspicious time, and his wish came true. I set off firecrackers with a smile.

22. At dawn, happiness is around you; The sun is shining at noon, smiling in your heart; In the evening, the sun sets, and joy follows you for 365 days. Happy New Year and good luck!

23. It's really tiring to be alive: you have to queue up when you get on the bus, you have to suffer if you love you, eating is tasteless, drinking is easy to get drunk, and you have to pay taxes when you earn money! There is even a charge for sending a New Year message to pigs!

24, the Spring Festival is approaching, I wish you in the new year: all hopes can be realized, all dreams can be realized, all the waiting can appear, and all the efforts can be fulfilled!

25. May you embrace peace, health, happiness, happiness, warmth, sweetness, luck and auspiciousness, enter the new year and spend every day happily!

26. Yesterday, I dreamed of you. The sky is clear and sunny. You stand by the blue sea. I stabbed you with a stick: hey, this little bastard, his shell is quite hard. I wish you a happy new year.

27. It's really tiring to be alive: you have to queue up when you get on the bus, you have to suffer if you love you, eating is tasteless, drinking is easy to get drunk, and you have to pay taxes when you earn money! Even texting pigs costs money! I wish you a happy new year.

28. Rose is my passion, candy is my taste, stars are my eyes and moonlight is my kiss. I send them to you, my love, Happy New Year! You are the most beautiful in my heart.

29. When I turned away, you cried helplessly behind me. This pain makes me understand how much I love you. I turned around and hugged you: this pig is not for sale. I wish you a happy new year.

In order to thank you for your care and support over the years, we will give you a generous reward during New Year's Day! Anyone who has a certain position in my heart will get the New Year greeting message with the value of 10 yuan RMB provided by me.

3 1. The New Year is coming. I want to give you something, but I don't intend to give you too much. I only give you 50 million: be happy! Good health! Be safe! Be content! Don't forget me!

32. When I turned away, you cried helplessly behind me. This pain makes me understand how much I love you. I turned around and hugged you: this pig is not for sale. Hehe, I wish you a happy New Year.

On the occasion of the Spring Festival, I wish you a happy Spring Festival in advance. I wish you a happy and romantic new year: your career is just noon, you are as strong as a tiger, you have countless money and you don't work hard!

I wish you peace, health, happiness, happiness, warmth, sweetness, luck and auspiciousness. I wish you a happy Spring Festival, happy every day, goodbye.

35. I wrote your name in the sky and was taken away by the clouds. I wrote your name all over the mountain and was taken away by the wind. I wrote your name on the street, kao, and was taken away by the police! I wish you a happy new year.

36. When gorgeous fireworks bloom, when festive firecrackers explode, when joyful songs fly, and when the New Year bell rings, that's my blessing to you, my friend. Happy and auspicious New Year!

37. A flower that has been picked for a long time is reluctant to lose; An umbrella lasted for a long time, but I didn't remember to collect it when the rain stopped; A road has been walking for a long time, and it can't go to the end when it gets dark; Anyway, after waiting for a long time, I wish you a happy new year.

38. When the New Year comes, I'll give you a jiaozi Ping 'an leather wrapped in wishful stuffing, cooked with my heart, and have a good time. Then I want a healthy soup for the whole family. Warm aftertaste, lingering fragrance is a blessing.

39. Stand in front of the mirror, gently hold your chin, blink your left eye three times, blink your right eye three times, then blink with a smile, and you will vaguely see a fool blinking at the mirror!

40. You know what, honey? You have lost a lot of weight recently! I see it in my eyes, but it hurts in my heart. The Chinese New Year is coming soon, but your health is worrying. Who doesn't want their cows to kill a few kilograms more?

4 1, good luck is like a mine, which is often trampled by you; Bad luck, like a meteor shower, will never catch you; Wealth, like garbage, can be seen everywhere; Happiness will accompany you all your life, staring at you like a fly!

42. How many days and nights have I missed and how many times have I knitted my love? You are my lifelong concern. The new year is coming, and I miss you more and more. Dear, I wish you happiness every day in the new year.

43, the wind is soft and the rain is soft, and the moon is round; I expect beautiful scenery every year! Happy life follows every day! Winter goes and spring comes like water; Time flies! Life needs happiness! Say "cherish" and "peace"! I wish you a happy new year.

44. I want to invite you to dinner, but I can't pay because of the water cut during the day and the power cut at night. I can't afford to open the fertility manual to find the answer. It turns out that the primary stage of life has turned back, and my life has remained unchanged for a hundred years! What should I take to invite you to dinner?

45. Winter goes and spring comes, and a hundred flowers blossom. A message spread in all directions, the East sent you a cash cow, the South sent you eternal well-being, the West sent you good business, and the North sent you a box full of money. Don't worry about good luck in the new year. Have a happy year.

46. The new atmosphere of the fifth day of the first month; Northeast and west are deep; Southeast god of wealth; Southwest expensive god. I wish the golden monkey a prosperous career in the Spring Festival, eat and drink without worrying about getting fat, the longer the daughter-in-law, the more beautiful she is, the stronger the old and the young, and a new atmosphere in the New Year.

47. Don't move. Put your hands up, those you know stand on the left, those you don't know stand on the right, and those who want to laugh stand in the middle. Say you! Put down your mobile phone quickly, stand against the wall with your hands on your head, and listen carefully: Happy New Year to you!

48. It's January 1st again. I came to wish you happiness. Trouble is nothing but sorrow, happiness is in the bottom of my heart! Good luck, good spirits, good heart and good health! Family reunion, happiness for another year!

49. Have a drink when the Spring Festival comes. I wish you good luck every day. If you have time to visit friends during the Spring Festival, I wish you happiness. Have a rest at home during the Spring Festival. Are you energetic? Spring Festival greetings, all good luck and good luck!

50, snowflake dance, red plum, Spring Festival to the beginning of the year; The east wind blows, the flowers laugh, the scenery is beautiful and the spring is good; Firecrackers sounded, the New Year came, and auspicious information came. I wish you a good mood and a smooth career during the Spring Festival!

5 1, the bell of the Spring Festival is about to ring, deep thoughts have passed, warm greetings are hidden in my heart, and all sincere wishes are sent to you. I wish you a happy Spring Festival, all the best, good luck and a safe life!

52. May good luck, like a mine, step on you forever; Bad luck, like a meteor shower, will never catch you; Wealth, like garbage, can be seen everywhere; Happiness will accompany you all your life, staring at you like a fly!

53. Don't move. Put your hands up, those you know stand on the left, those you don't know stand on the right, and those who want to laugh stand in the middle. Say you! Put down your mobile phone, stand against the wall with your hands on your head, and listen carefully: Happy New Year to you.

The bell is my greeting, the song is my blessing, the snowflake is my greeting card, the wine is my kiss, the breeze is my hug and happiness is my gift! Honey, I miss you, I miss you, I miss you! Happy new year.

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56. I'll give you a whole couplet: Part I: I'm bitter for you, tired for you and crying for you! Part two: I am crazy for you, crazy for you, and hit the wall for you! Horizontal batch: related to the position. I wish you a happy new year and all the best!

57. I invited Jesus to drink, and I got him drunk with all my money. Then I stole his mobile phone and sent an order to Cupid: Happy life, sweet love, successful career and Happy New Year to those who received this message!

58. Accumulate 365 days of missing, condense countless tender feelings, fight against infatuation in spring, summer, autumn and winter, gather the bright stars in the night sky, and wash out the pearls with a thousand years of blue sea, just to send you the most essential blessing, Happy Spring Festival!

59. I have decided to lead the whole earth. I wish you a happy Spring Festival and a dream come true. All the New Year greetings you receive in the future are from me. I am very low-key, as long as you know, don't say anything, thank you!

I have good news for you: In the next few days, Christmas Eve, Christmas Day and Spring Festival will be connected one after another, and happiness, happiness, health and peace will follow. Affection, friendship, love and true feelings are closely linked and concerned. .

6 1, we experienced yesterday together, * * * enjoy today and look forward to tomorrow! In the new year, I hope that in my voice blessing, you can be wonderful every day, safe every step, happy all the time, happy every second and happy Spring Festival!

62. Wait for a subway for five minutes; Watch a movie for three hours; Look at the full moon, January; Spring goes and spring comes, one year; Miss someone for life! But a caring word only takes a few seconds. Wish you a happy Spring Festival!

63. As the Spring Festival is approaching, I recommend two fashionable New Year pictures. There are students at home, please hang the head of a famous detective Conan, indicating that it is difficult to fail the exam. There are staff at home, please hang up the head of Hong Kong sister Michele Monique Reis to represent your salary increase. Forward this message, the salary increase will not fail!

64. When the Spring Festival comes, there will be jokes, prosperous times, gongs and drums to celebrate children, happy singing, upright walking, tickets to earn, health and wellness, getting better every year and being happy for life!

The Spring Festival is coming, and the new year should have a new look. For more people to enjoy the happiness of life, you can donate your money to me. The Red Cross appreciates your support for charity. I'll send you a short message to wish you a happy holiday as a sign of encouragement.

66. God, it's so blue! Sea water, too salty! Life is too hard! Work, too annoying! And you, decree by destiny; Miss you, insomnia; See you, too far; What can I do? I miss you so much that I can't eat chopsticks or swallow bowls! Happy spring festival!

67. I have your blessing when I am happy, your comfort when I am frustrated, your happiness when I meet you, and my life is satisfied with you. In the new year, let's wish each other a happy new year! Happy forever! New beginning, new hope, new day, new sunshine.

68. yue longmen, a carp, welcomed the dawn and displayed her new clothes in a high-profile manner. Gold scales and silver must be pasted on the wall, and the windows are bright and clean, so as to get rid of the old busyness. The list of heroes in the New Year blockbuster is interspersed with comic sketches. There are delicacies in the kitchen and sweets and snacks on the bed. Year of the snake Golden Snake brings good luck, and year of the snake wishes good health during the Spring Festival. I wish you happiness and a happy Spring Festival!

69. Sunrise and sunset have been a complete year, and the years have hurried to the Spring Festival. May your troubles flow like water, happiness will come soon, happiness will remain, the sun and the moon will always be lucky, the sadness between your fingers will never return, and flying rabbits will always be lucky! We must be happy during the Spring Festival, and happiness will surely come!

70. Happy New Year, happy New Year. Welcome party, family dinner, family gathering. The national flag is flying high in the sky, and colorful clothes are bright enough to convince relatives. The prosperity of the people and the prosperity of the country, and then look at the miracle of year of the snake. I wish you a happy Spring Festival, a promotion and a good drink. I wish you all the best in the new year and come out safely and happily.

7 1, celebrate the Spring Festival night promotion, whoever forwards the information tonight will be happy and safe, whoever forwards the information 1 times tonight will be happy and safe, and whoever forwards the information 1 1 times tonight will send his parents healthy and safe, his lover will be more beautiful and safe, and his children will grow up safely. 1 I've been waiting for you in my dream for a long time. Wash and sleep!

72. With happiness as a pen and happiness as a paper, I drew a round egg for you. I am very happy to be with you during the Spring Festival. I drew a round egg for you with blessing as the center and greeting as the radius. I am lucky to spend the Spring Festival with you, with sincerity as the core and SMS as the medium. I wrote a wish for you. I wish you a happy Spring Festival.

73. Tomorrow, I don't know, I can't predict everything; Tomorrow, I expect your happiness. Tomorrow, I don't promise, I can't control my laughter; Tomorrow, the Spring Festival wishes you: optimistic every day, peaceful every day, good mood every day, always pessimistic and indifferent, happy every minute, happy Spring Festival, healthy body and mind!

Interesting talk about having no money for the New Year.

1. Although I don't have a car, a house or money, I have a lovely heart. When you are young, don't despair because you have no money, because you know, there are still many days without money.

Honey, I've been working for a year, and I haven't saved enough money this year. I have nothing. My wife gently took my hand and said, honey, you don't have nothing. At least, you have the face to go home! And the skin is thicker than last year's Spring Festival! ..... dedicated to the man who has no savings for 20xx years!

I don't want to celebrate the New Year, and I haven't made all my money. Friends should move around and relatives should pay New Year greetings. I don't want to celebrate the New Year. Food and clothing cost money. Wear new clothes and improve your life.

At the end of the year, it's cold all around at home, silently touching my pockets, and I can't find anything everywhere. Seeing that the Spring Festival is coming, where are my new year's goods?

6. Children's paper, my sister asked you to bring a sack to pay a New Year call during the Spring Festival, and told him that you would fill this sack for me, or I wouldn't leave.

7. Before going home, my parents said they missed me, only to find out when they came back that they just wanted to scold me. Get up late, watch TV, play mobile phone, stay at home, go out to play, whatever.

8. When a relative asked me about my grades during the Chinese New Year, I asked him about the year-end bonus!

9. I really hope that when I receive the red envelope. It says there's another bag.

10. This young lady has no money, power, figure or appearance, but she can live a carefree and painless life. Do you envy her?

1 1. At present, the most frightening thing is that there is no lower limit for grades; Social failure; People are ugly, but they are headstrong without money.

12. The real friends around you, and your beauty and ugliness, have little to do with whether you have money or not, but definitely have something to do with whether you are kind and humorous. A friend is not someone who can help you when you are in trouble, but he must be someone who won't laugh at you.

13. The sky is gray and wild, and the days without money are too long.

14. In today's society, it is difficult for rich people to have no money.

15. Rich people are afraid that others will know that they have money, while poor people are afraid that others will know that they have no money.

16. In the eyes of China people, it is wrong not to get married, not to have children, not to have children, not to match the old and the young, not to have plastic surgery, not to have money, and not to have money ... It is even more wrong to let others tell you what to do in this life.

17. I love you but never dare to tell you, knowing that I miss you. ?

18. What should I do if I am hungry? Have a hot pot rinse! What if you are thirsty? Go to the seaside! What if I have no money? Find a fool to cheat! What should I do if I miss you? Look at the pigsty!

19. Do you like shopping? I don't like it. Why? No money, no company

Even if you have been hurt by your friends, you should be glad that in this era of no money, no power, no profit and no power, everyone has come together for nothing.

2 1. I don't want to celebrate the New Year, which is a bit annoying. If I don't come, I must pay my debts. I don't want to celebrate the New Year, so it's hard. Suitable for all ages, young and middle-aged are hard to spoil. It's hard to celebrate the New Year, but it's hard every year!

22. In order to prevent the Chinese New Year from spending money indiscriminately, I have spent all my money in advance. This is me, unexpected me, I am me, different fireworks, I think I'm going to get angry! ! !

23. The Chinese New Year is coming. People who have no money talk and laugh, and they don't make money during the Chinese New Year.

24. I don't want to celebrate the New Year, and I haven't made all my money. Friends should move around and relatives should pay New Year greetings. I don't want to celebrate the New Year. Food and clothing cost money. Wear new clothes and improve your life.

25. I don't want to celebrate the New Year, which is a bit annoying. I have to pay the bill whether I owe it or not. I don't want to celebrate the New Year, so it's hard. Suitable for all ages, young and middle-aged are hard to spoil. It's hard to celebrate the New Year, but it's hard every year!

26. I have always been strong and never shed tears easily. Someone made me cry at a word ... Do you have money for the New Year? Do you have any new clothes? I am crying

27. Someone said behind my back that I didn't have the money for the New Year. I smiled, lit a cigarette and sat on the branch all day. Who leaked the news? ! !

28. There are more than ten days before the Chinese New Year. I don't want to celebrate the New Year. I have no money in my pocket. The elders should give gifts and the children should get lucky money.

29. I have spent all my money in advance in order to prevent spending money indiscriminately in the New Year. This is me, unexpected me, I am me, different fireworks, I think I'm going to get angry! ! !

Time flies. It's been 15 years since I received the lucky money last time. Time has passed again. It's been 1 year since my last lucky money. Time woke me up for the third time, and I was a little dizzy less than half a month before my next lucky money.

3 1. There are still more than ten days before the Spring Festival. I don't want to celebrate the New Year. I have no money in my pocket. The elders should give gifts and the children should get lucky money.

32. The requirements for seeking a sexual partner during the Spring Festival are as follows: You must be bold and dare to try new tricks. There is no special requirement for appearance. Your body must be flexible. Preferably about my age. I can't stand it when I'm old. I'm afraid I'm too young for you to accept. Come on!

33. Someone said behind my back that I didn't have the money for the New Year. I smiled, lit a cigarette and sat on the branch all day. Who leaked the news? ! !

34. I am a fool, a scum, a funny state, no money, no looks, no height, no object.

Even if Chris has no money, house or car, he still has Mei Geni.

36. Rolls-Royce with money works hard when it has no money.

37. Whenever. When there is no money or power. My brother is still with me. When people are down and out. Brothers still cling to each other. Sweet and sour, we should be together. Because we are good brothers. Good brothers, let's go together sometime.

38. Women always say that men become bad when they have money. I want to ask, do you want a man who has no money and is not bad? Love?

39. I have no car, no money, no house and no diamond ring, but I have a heart to accompany you to your old age.

40. Reality tells me that you can't keep friends without money.