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My wife said she is completely disappointed in me and that’s it. She doesn’t trust me anymore. What should I do?

My wife said she is completely disappointed with me and that’s it. She doesn’t trust me anymore. What should I do?

Women are sensitive and fragile, and they will fall again and again because of love. Tolerate the man they love. But even if you love again, there will be a limit. If you cross that limit, you may no longer have hope. If a woman tells you that she is desperate, it means that this relationship has really come to an end. Don’t take good care of yourself when you should cherish it. I have decided to give up on my tinnitus! Completely disappointed

Don’t have any thoughts of death. I also suddenly suffered from tinnitus the year before last, especially at night. Later, I stopped taking the medicine, so I just did what I had to do, and gradually got used to it. As time went by, it suddenly improved in the second half of last year, and now there is basically no tinnitus. Thinking about it carefully, I haven't done anything. I guess it's because my mentality is relatively good, so I must adjust my mentality, don't take this too seriously, do more other things to divert attention, and things will gradually get better. Personal experience, for your reference, I wish you a speedy recovery! What should you do if you are completely disappointed with me?

Without disappointment, there is no hope, so be it! I'm already bearish!

If you can really take it lightly,

then you won’t ask yourself,

There are some things that you must persist in.

I am completely disappointed with my life, what should I do?

Live

Live well

Because I don’t know which day

You will become very important

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ava I am already very disappointed with him!

I only talk about three pots:

1. The most ridiculous joke in history

One morning when I woke up, I felt very sad and painful, so I told my classmates I told a joke.

Unexpectedly, he laughed so much that he rolled 108 times on the ground and could no longer straighten his back. We had to send him to the hospital.

Doctor When he asked what happened, I told him the joke. He laughed so hard that his alveoli burst and he died.

The hospital charged me with murder. In court, the judge said solemnly Tell me, you must honestly and seriously tell us how all this happened

Why did you murder that doctor? Do you know him?

I said no. Yes, I just told him a joke. The judge said sternly that this is a court, don’t joke! I said I didn’t

I was joking. The judge said I don’t believe it. Please tell us the joke. I He said no, unless everyone present signs a life and death certificate with me,

Those who laugh to death don’t blame me. The judge got angry and said, “Don’t be ridiculous, are we children!?” I said, I can’t say that. The judge That's fine

If we laugh to death it has absolutely nothing to do with you, and we still want to acquit you, right? I said you should write down everything you just said

Come on. The judge said okay, okay, tell me quickly!

So I had to tell the joke again.

As a result, 5 people died on the spot and more than 20 people were injured. .

The court found me not guilty, but the family members of the deceased have refused to give up since then. They often find people to assassinate me, leaving me with nowhere to hide, even when surfing the Internet

I have to be particularly careful. In the end, I hid alone at the beach and lived in seclusion. Apart from surfing the Internet sometimes, I would lie on the rocks at the beach and rest.

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I believe in love

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3. Don't put the light bulb in your mouth

In the UK, there is a warning on the packaging paper of the light bulb - do not put that object into your mouth. It means don’t put the light bulb in your mouth.

Who would let this thing be imported? The British are all idiots...

Let me tell you, there are no absolutes in this world!

One day I was watching TV with an Indian friend at home. I talked to him about this matter, and he told me that their primary school textbook also mentioned that the light bulb will get stuck after it is put into the entrance. He couldn't take it out no matter what, he was pretty sure that's what the book said...

But I was very doubtful. I think the surface of the light bulb is very slippery. If it can be put in, it proves that the mouth is big enough. Let it go in and out, and theoretically it can be taken out.

But this Indian *** only said that the book said that... it must be correct...

I was angered by his attitude of not asking for a deeper explanation. I said he was stupid, and he said I didn't I knew English but didn't read... so we started to quarrel...

I went home angrily, picked up an ordinary-sized light bulb and thought about it on the bed, always thinking that I was not wrong. , thinking of the ignorance of this Indian friend, and in the spirit of a scientist - bold assumptions and careful verification. I decided to confirm his look. Of course, I also took safety precautions... bought a sprig of rapeseed oil and took it home. If it gets stuck in the soil, let it go. I don't believe it can't slide out!

Everything was ready, so I put the light bulb into my mouth without saying a word... It slid into my mouth in less than 1 second, which was easy... It looked like there would be no problem taking it out.

I think this Indian ***, look at the wisdom and courage of the Chinese! Unlike you, a nerd...thinking about China defeating India...laughing from the bottom of my heart...Haha!

So I easily pulled the light bulb...

Okay! I'll try harder......................

OK. I'll open my mouth wider.......... .....

Not afraid, I opened my mouth as wide as possible and tried harder (be careful to break the lamp)...... ..................

Really stuck inside............. .....

Fortunately, there is also rapeseed oil......................

< p> (After 30 minutes) I poured 3/4 of the stick of oil, half of which went into my stomach, but the light bulb still didn’t move... ....

At this time, I had to call for help......................

Just as I Halfway through, I remembered I had a light bulb stuck in my mouth.............How to speak?

Now I had to ask my neighbor for help. I wrote a note and went to find the old woman next door. As soon as she saw me she screamed for help.............

I immediately showed her my note: please call me a taxi and tell the driver to take me hospital. (Please hail me a taxi, and please tell the driver to take me to the hospital.)

She watched for about 1.75 minutes and then laughed loudly... ..................

Fifteen minutes later, the taxi arrived. When the driver saw me, he smiled (actually he never stopped).

In the taxi, he kept asking me why I did this... (...how should I answer him?) He also kept saying that my mouth was too small. If it were his mouth There is no problem...

I saw that his mouth is really big... But I really want to tell him, no matter what, don't try... It's a pity that I can't open my mouth!

I looked at his rearview mirror, and it seemed like I was holding a goldfish in my mouth...

In the hospital, I was scolded by the nurses for more than ten minutes, saying that I was wasting their time. I had to wait in a long queue... I stayed in the crowd for 2.5 hours... 2.5 hours...

Those injured who were in great pain seemed to feel no pain when they saw me. ..Everyone laughed secretly..

I felt that I still had some effect...

The doctor put cotton into both sides of my mouth, and then broke the light bulb.. . Take it out piece by piece.. My mouth is very swollen... In the end, he told me not to try it next time, and to tell others about my experience...

I told him that I would definitely not .

When I left the hospital, I was thinking that there must be no other creature like me on this earth.

When I opened the door to leave, I met a person, the taxi driver just now.

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He held a light bulb in his mouth.

This game is just for fun, don’t take it too seriously, CF is different, I still really miss the days of AVA closed beta. . . LZ doesn't play anymore, support someone. I didn't do well in the exam this time. My parents said they don't trust me anymore and have given up on me. well! what do I do?

Use practical actions to prove to them that you have hope. I am disappointed with China Unicom, completely disappointed.

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