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Supplementary verse: () () Up and down, () () According to ancient and modern times.
Dog beauty, high density first!
Look, look at the peach face, wicker waist, mantis neck and crane leg!
Watching the first half makes people want to die, and watching the second half makes people scared to death. Only Mr. Qian is strange and likes fairy feet.
Don't talk nonsense, gossip by the roadside, someone is listening in the grass nest. Let people report you, put you in the yamen, and beat your ass to a pulp.
No matter what you little monkeys say, I won't be angry today. As long as michel platini likes it, what are you? ! I came to swing, not to listen to your nonsense. You insulted me and tried to drink my urine.
At this time, there was no one over the swing frame, and the thick wet hemp rope was swinging in the drizzle, waiting for me to swing. I threw the oiled paper umbrella back, and I don't know which monkey picked it up. I jumped out of the water like a red carp. I put my hand on the swing rope, my body jumped up again, and my foot stepped on the pedal. Let you children see the benefits of bigfoot! I shouted: sons, open your eyes, and I will show you my hands, so that you can learn a lot and know how to swing on the swing.
I don't know whose fat and stupid girl she is. Coke is not as black as her face, the millstone is not as big as her body, and the water chestnut is bigger than her feet. How can she swing with such a figure? It is a four-legged snake with an open nose. It's shameless. What is swing? Swing Swing is a floating stage, a performance, a face-selling exhibition, a small sampan in a big wave, a wind, a stream, a madness and a swing, which is an opportunity for women to coquetry and let go. Why did michel platini put up a swing on the playground of this school? Do you think he really loves the people? Bah! Beautiful! To tell the truth, this swing frame was erected by michel platini specially for me as a Qingming gift from his old man's house. Do you believe it or not? If you don't believe me, you can ask me michel platini. Last night, I went to send him dog meat. After making out, michel platini put his arm around my waist and said to me, "Dear boy, tomorrow is Tomb-Sweeping Day, and michel platini set up a swing for you on the southern tinker. Michel platini knows that you have practiced Beijing opera blues. You can show them your feet. Will not shake Shandong province. You should also shake Gaomi County for me, and let the right people know that Qian's dry daughter is Mulan, a heroine in the female middle school! Let them know that big feet look better than small feet. Some people want to change the customs and let high-density women stop foot binding. "
I said, michel platini, you are upset because of my dad. You intervened a lot to protect my dad. You are not happy, and I have no idea. Platini kissed my foot and said with emotion:
"Mei Niang, my darling, michel platini will take the opportunity of Tomb-Sweeping Day to sweep away the county's bad luck. The dead can't live, but the living should be more cheerful! When you cry, few people really sympathize with you, and more people are watching your jokes. If you are hard, stand up, harder and more upright than them, they will obey you. Those who write books and sing operas will write you down.
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