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I'm trying to stop it

"Son, why did you plug your ears with cotton? Is it infected? "

"No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other, so I'm trying to stop it."

"Son, why did you plug your ears with cotton? Is it infected? "

"No, teacher. But you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other, so I'm going to plug it up. "

"Sorry, madam, I have to charge you $20 for pulling your child's tooth."

"Twenty dollars! Why, I understand you said you only charge four dollars for such a job! "

"Yes, but the young man shouted and scared the other four patients out of the office."

"Sorry, madam, I have to charge $20 for pulling your child's tooth."

"Twenty dollars! Why? I didn't say it was only 4 yuan. "

"Yes, but your child made a hullabaloo about and scared all the other four patients away."